People can't be bored and want to find something to do when they are bored. The difference is that some people like to do good things, while others like to do bad things.
Poplar is very boring now, daughter-in-law does not play with their own, friends to avoid their own, it is depressing to death.
The Qi system power person did not know when to appear. The poplar squatted by the river and seriously thought about what he should do next to kill the time. After the eighth reminder that someone was kind enough to persuade the young people not to jump down, poplar had to leave this good place to see the scenery.
Bored, he wandered aimlessly, wandering around, he came to the Mordor pedestrian street.
In other words, the earth change can not prevent people from eating, drinking and playing. The street is still full of people, and there are screams of catching thieves from time to time, which is too busy.
Walking, poplar stopped and suddenly turned back, saw a row of fairy tales squatting on the street, tut, this is to fortune telling street.
Touch the chin, poplar eyes a bright, long wanted to do so!
So he left in a hurry, and soon came to this place again. He not only changed his clothes, but also carried a large brand covered with red cloth on his shoulder.
Looking from the left to the right, there is a big space between a monk and a Taoist priest. Baiyang goes over and politely says, "two masters, do you want to squeeze one?"
The monk on the left looks up at the poplar. He is wearing a world famous suit and a watch on his wrist. He can't afford the money he has cheated in his life. This is the arrival of fat sheep.
So he said enthusiastically, "is this little brother in any trouble and needs consultation?"
Baiyang did not answer the question. The Taoist priest who was on the edge pretended to be a ghost. He shook his head and sighed: "no, it's not good. Ah..."
The monk glared at the Taoist priest. Your uncle's business is open in three or seven days. I'm in charge of business. I'm seven, you're three. Don't spoil me. Be quiet.
A look, Taoist second understand, immediately no voice.
So the monk continued to get the way. The monk looked at the poplar in the shape of an eminent monk. It means that you can open your mouth, little brother. I'm ready to kill you.
When you have a good view of everything, Bai Yang is happy in his heart. He shrugs his shoulders, points to the sign on his shoulder and says, "two masters, in fact, we are colleagues. Can we make room for it? It's not easy to eat a mixed meal. My clothes are all fake "
together, you are here to grab a job. The two masters suddenly lost their good looks. The monk glanced to one side and said," there is no space here. You can go somewhere else "
" it's not easy for you to eat a mixed meal. Be considerate. "Bai Yang squeezed into the space and squatted in the corner of the wall to put the sign on the tree Front, then Maza sits down and gets ready to start.
His actions upset the two masters. The Taoist priest looked at the white poplar and said: "little brother, we all know that we won't rob other people's territory. If you do this again, I'll pinch my finger to figure out whether you will have a bloody disaster!"
"It's OK, master, my life is hard, I can't find any trouble." Bai Yang grinned. He was threatened on this side of the earth. He thought it was great fun.
"Little brother, you first look over there and then tell me whether your life is hard or not." the other side and Shangla pull poplar sleeves, pointing to the distance said.
Poplar look at the past, good guy, a group of gangsters are not good at looking at this side, feelings you fortune tellers still keep a bunch of thugs? Isn't it possible that someone will come to the door and drive the rough?
As soon as his eyes turned, Bai Yang took out his mobile phone and said, "it's OK. My life is very hard. My cousin is the chief of the police department in this area. Master, do you think my life is hard? Shall I call him and ask him to prove it to you? "
Although it was a hoax, it was not a minute for Baiyang to find a police chief.
When he said this, the two fortune tellers were not sure. His eyes indicated that the thugs in the distance should not be impatient. They first found out the details of the poplar.
It is said that fortune tellers are good at deception. However, they beat around the Bush a few times. Instead, they didn't catch up with Bai Yang. On the contrary, they told them that they had met an expert, so they stopped talking to him. Instead, they wanted to see what he was up to.
The two fortune tellers were quiet, and the white poplar also hung the sign for himself, which even opened.
When Baiyang opened the sign, the two masters on the edge immediately stared down, took a breath of air conditioning, and looked at Baiyang as if you were a bull.
The sign in front of the poplar said: "ancestral craftsmanship, innocent of both the old and the young, professional looking at fortune telling, looking for dragons to point out, ancestral graves moving!"
If this is normal, then the next one will make the two masters dizzy. The sign also says, "in addition, we will catch ghosts and demons, deal with the mutant beasts of the powers, environmental transformation, genetic transformation, power awakening, martial arts cultivation, and magic inheritance..."
However, this is not over. The brand also has: "repair nuclear submarines, reactors, nuclear warhead renovation, polishing and waxing, aircraft carrier maintenance, high-altitude satellite dust removal, wholesale fighter and bomber nuclear warheads, and undertaking interstellar migration, planet property management, large quantity, preferential invoice, and 20% discount for card handling..."
It's not finished yet. The following is funny. It says: "in line with the convenience service, we also undertake to catch the junior middle school students, find the lost property, unlock the mobile phone, turn on the wedding photos, write homework on behalf of students (no answer above grade 5, no answer), help solve disputes (no answer above middle school, but no more). In addition, it can help to trust their girlfriends (only for women, over 18 years old and under 22 years old, Bo) If you don't have time to accompany your girlfriend, your gospel is coming). All the above businesses can be undertaken with guaranteed reputation and door-to-door service. If you are not satisfied with 100 times compensation, you can not afford to be cheated by international certification! "After reading the sign of poplar, the Taoist on the edge raised his thumb and said, "little brother, you dare to write, are you afraid of being beaten?"
"What I write on my signboard are facts. As long as it is written on it, I can do it. Why am I afraid of being beaten?" Bai Yang asked with a puzzled face.
"You think we can't surf the Internet. Are you copying from the Internet? Doing performance art? " The monk on the edge couldn't look down.
"It doesn't exist. I'm totally serious. Without that diamond diamond, would I dare to do the porcelain work? Are you doubting my professional level Poplar face you rarely see more strange expression said.
Ha ha , the two masters don't want to talk to Bai Yang, they are not a fool!
Moreover, who is rare to talk to you? No one believes the truth these days.
Regardless of the two masters nearby, the old God of poplar is sitting at ease waiting for business to come. I'm afraid there will be no business if I have this skill. Do you want to write the wholesale golden finger grandfather on the signboard, but it seems that the signboard only has so much capital
However, many times it is like this. It is obvious that something is real. People think it is exaggerated, but they don't believe it. Baiyang has been open for three hours, and the two masters have deceived several wrongdoers. There are no customers coming here, and there are many people who take photos and send friends, so no one comes to seek service.
Poplar is speechless, now people, ah, a pie in the sky to hit their own head, and from then on soared into the sky. However, when such a good thing is put in front of them, no one believes it.
You want to change or cultivate immortals? I can completely satisfy you. Even if you want to become a big Ding Meng Mei, you can't do anything if you don't believe me.
In the expression of countless people who are afraid to be a fool, Bai Yang Leng has no business, which makes the two masters laugh at him secretly. He thinks that he is fighting for his job, and his feelings are funny.
"Little brother, don't blame me for saying a lot of words. You're really not good. You're exaggerating, and you can't dress well. Where can a fortune teller wear a suit and tie? It's a person who doesn't believe it. If you want to say that you sell insurance, it's estimated that you can sell insurance according to your selling appearance. It's really not a bowl of rice to eat, "the Taoist reminded me kindly.
"How can I dress like this? The world is changing. We have to keep up with the pace of fortune telling service. No, your business is too single, and I'm not professional and comprehensive. I'll tell you, if I do one vote..."
The words haven't finished, the poplar side also really has the business door-to-door.
A little fat man stood in front of Baiyang's stall, dressed in school uniform, timidly looked at Baiyang and asked, "this big brother, do you really do your homework for me? How much is it? "
"What grade are you in?" Bai Yang asked.
"I'm in the sixth grade. I can't do some problems. Can you help me? I have only one hundred yuan on me. I don't know if it's enough.
"Fat man, do you know the words? They all said that they would not answer the fifth grade or above. I'll show you a bright way. The Internet cafe over there can cost you two hours for a hundred yuan. There's a young lady to accompany you and ask her to make it for you. It's all right." Bai Yang has no breath.
The little fat man took a look, his eyes lit up and said, "really?"
"Of course, let's go, young man. I'll take good care of you. Your 100 yuan of flowers are worth more than you deserve," Yang waved.
The little fat man left, and the monk on the edge hated iron and steel, looked at the poplar and said, "how did you let him go? One hundred yuan is not money "
" I have said that I can't do it in the sixth grade. What did I say just now
However, no one talks with Bai Yang, and he doesn't know how to make money, which is not really a fool.
Cut, say no will not, the sixth grade question you think is simple? Give you a three-year simulation, you can be all right, I lose! I can't make it better for me to use my mobile phone to check on the Internet
It's boring. If you don't have business, it's even more boring. Baiyang was originally sincere in sending out the chance to reward guests. However, no one believed that he was to blame? You deserve it. You don't have it.
He wanted to find something to do when he was bored. He didn't set up a fortune telling stall, so he found something to do with his professional counterpart, and secretly opened his eyes to observe passers-by.
Under the observation of insight, everyone shows different Qi. Some people are sick, some are rich, some are lucky, some are dead
Everyone's state of affairs, everyone's recent situation through a variety of gas show now in the eyes of poplar.
Looking at it, poplar's head flashed and his eyes widened. He was really looking for him in the crowd
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