Book 2: Chapter 30

“Tiana, you don’t know what you’re saying.” Sebastian protests.

“No, father! You have sacrificed so much for mother and I. Your respect, your status, your money… for the last eighteen years, you have done everything so that mother and I could have the noble life, despite having elf blood! You always wanted me to give myself away to some noble so that I could continue to live a rich and fulfilling life in high society!”

“Tiana…”

“And… and… Ariel and Aura are legitimate nobles, but they don’t look at me like I’m a freak. And Grimhilde is even a Demonlord!”

“Demonlord!”

“They’re all kind to me and proper high society. I’ve never had friends before. All the other girls were so cruel, but if I stay here, I can be their friends!”

“Even if you say that…”

“P-plus… Ariel told me about something called a blowjob and said if I do it to that filthy commoner he will let us stay here and won’t throw us away!”

“What!”

I turn an eye to Aura and Grimhilde, who shrugs with a look as if this couldn’t be helped. I didn't particularly mind Ariel having another aristocratic girl her age. It is good to have friends, and there are only so many ways she can connect with a monster like Millie, or a street rat like Chris. However, even now she keeps calling me a filthy commoner.

“You know, if you really want to get in my good graces, it’d be nice to stop calling me a filthy commoner and looking down your nose on me.”

Tiana cocks her head to the side. “Ah, but you are a dirty commoner, right? I’m naturally your better. Was I simply born that way? I might sell goods to a merchant, but a merchant is still a merchant even if I gain from that transaction? If anything, a lowly commoner should be thankful that the situation allows them to be in the presence of my greatness?”

This fucking bitch. I can almost cry at her extremely warped sense of logic. I shoot Sebastian a questioning glare and he straightens his spine and clears his throat, avoiding looking at me.

“Just how did you raise this woman, gramps?”

“Ah, well, I feared my daughter's place. The nobles would push against her presence, so I needed to instill her with the pride of a noble so that no one could push her down.”

I shake my head. Pride of a noble, is it? It looks like this old man had created a girl who is unrealistically full of herself. And in the end, no matter how prideful she is, she was still harassed by the other nobles. Perhaps this is what allowed her to cope with the years of abuse, but it still didn’t mean I’d forgive her insolence.

I look over at Ariel who gives me an innocent nod and then sighs. “Alright, sure…”

“Eh?”

“What did you say?”

I shrug again. “I said fine. You give me a blowjob and I’ll let you and your father stay. I don’t know, proper court etiquette right? How about being the butler and training my idiot maids so they act proper?”

“Outrageous! You so casually suggest you violate my daughter and demote me to a servant?”

“Father! We must! If you can bear with it I’m sure we can both find happiness in this new life!”

“But Tiana…”

“Enough father! You like training staff anyway. You told me yourself that you liked to run a strict household. You will be in charge of this beautiful mansion where you and your daughter can live peacefully…”

“That’s true, but…”

“Meanwhile, all I must do is provide this dirty commoner this blow job, and then our futures are secure!”

I clap my hands, causing the pair of them to turn back to me. “Then it’s settled, you better get to work right now!”

“Ah? Here? Ah… of course.” Tiana looks flustered but when Ariel gives her a thumbs up it seems to relax her, and she nods.

“… you do know what a blow job is, right?”

Tiana suddenly stiffened. “What are you talking about? Of course, as a noble, I know all of these things. A blow job… it is… you see… where you… um…”

Her eyes shift to Ariel, who makes a fist and opens her mouth, rocking the fist in front of her mouth and simulating the actions.

Tiana nodded. “That’s right, it’s where… I use my mouth… and um… my hand… and…”

I sigh and reach into my pants, letting the monstrous snake flop out. Tiana’s eyes go wide as her eyes lock on it like she has just seen a viper jump from my pants.

“You take this in your mouth and you suck it hard and good.”

“Eh? EH?” *thump*

“Oh, she passed out.”