Book 3: Chapter 21

I look at my perfect sex doll’s body up and down eagerly. “So, exactly what kind of deviant act did you want your ‘darling’ to perform.”

“Well… I hate mice.”

“Excuse me?”

“Rodents, rats, mice, woodland creatures. They’re disgusting!”

“Okay… I’m following you so far.”

“There has been a mouse infestation behind this bookshelf! Would darling please kill them?”

“How is this a request I’d like!”

Cindy puts her finger up to her mouth and cocks her head questioningly. “I thought men liked to show off how manly they are to women.”

I collapse to the ground. “Haaaah. Alright. I’ll catch your stupid rat.”

“It’s a mouse.”

“Whatever. You say it’s behind the book case? I’ll take it out.”

“A-are you sure you don’t want to prepare first?”

“Prepare? It’s just a mouse. Move the bookcase, as soon as I see it running, I’ll smash it with a book.”

“A book? A-are you sure you don’t need something bigger?”

“Bigger? It’s just a mouse.”

“Okay…” Cindy seems unsure; she really is scared of mice.

Still, she heads over to bookcase and readies herself to move the bookcase. I prepare the book, ready to throw it at whatever pops out.

She pulls open the bookcase in one swift move. That is when I notice that behind the bookcase isn’t so much a wall, but a massive tunnel hidden there.

“A secret room!” I respond excitedly.

A massive creature suddenly leaps out of the hole. It’s all teeth and claws and it’s about the size of a golden retriever.

“What the fuck is that!”

“It’s the mouse!”

The mouse’s fiery red eyes latch on to me, and in a single bound it latches on to my neck.

“Fuuuuuuuucck!” I scream, trying to yank the mouse off my neck.

“Is darling okay!” Cindy is standing on the bed, making no attempt to help me.

“Can you help?” I shout, tearing at the creature latched onto my neck as I flail around the room.

“Mice are scary.” Cindy looks away shyly.

“Fucking seriously!” I shout.

I force the mouse off my neck, chucking it at the nearby wall. Summoning a magical sword, I manage to swing just as it rebounds and makes another leap at my neck. My sword ends up impaling the bastard rat into the wall on the other side.

“Damn it…” I curse, catching my breath and repairing the damage with magic.

Well, the damage is to the clothing, my stats are to the point that while it hurt slightly, the mouse couldn’t even break my skin.

“Hey, Cindy, why are you standing outside your room?”

“Darling still hasn’t dealt with the rest of its family.”

“Rest… of… family?” As I ask that, there is a rumbling sound coming from the hole she opened.

“Why is my mansion filled with giant fucking rats!”

“They’re mice, darling.” Cindy says, the door separating the room and hallway slowly shutting between the pair of us, she gives a thumbs up just as the door shuts. “Do your best!”

Dozens of glowing red eyes suddenly appear from the darkness of the hole. I raise up my sword.

“I’m in the mood to kill something now.” I growl. “Let’s do this!”

Thus, began the great battle of Cindy’s bedroom, which went down in the records of history for ages to come. Little is known about the specifics of the great battle except two things. One. The house was ridden of mice that night. Two. Afterwards, I rage fucked Cindy until she nearly broke.

“Is my leg supposed to be behind my back?”

“Shut up and take my cock.”

“Yes, darling.”