Book 3: Chapter 28

“Seriously!?” I declare as a large grouping of women greet me in the morning. “Why are you all here?”

“The union has a demand to officially announce!” Mal responds proudly, putting out a thumb and pointing it at herself.

“A union?”

“Yup! The Harem Union Organization! The HUO is a place where we can guarantee more sex, more attention from you, and more gifts by working together for a peaceful and harmonious at-home lifestyle!”

“More sex? Isn’t it my decision who I want to fuck?” I say back.

“Not after the girls vote for proposition 69, then when you fuck one of us, you have to fuck all of us!”

“My harem is seriously unionizing?”

Grimhilde and Aura grab Mal who is fronting excitedly and drags her back behind the group despite her protests. Grimhilde returns and tries to give a flirtatious smile like you didn’t just hear something potentially troublesome.

“That’s still in voting. Nothing my love needs to worry about. She’s been spreading those poisonous ideas to some of the more impressionable girls like Tiana, Jasmine, and Kida.”

“Aren’t they just the harem members I don’t fuck a lot? It’s not that I don’t want to enjoy my extended harem but I can’t always get to everyone! I only have one penis!”

Grimhilde smiles wryly while scratching her cheek. “That’s why they say that a union is important so that it can organize and every girl receives equal dick for an equal clit.”

“That barely makes sense!”

“Hey! I’m not for the union, so don’t look darkly at me!”

“It’d be a demon lord to come up with unions…”

Perhaps I'm letting the girls run around too freely. If they are having time to unionize, they might have time for other things. Soon they’ll start a feminist movement. Wait, didn’t she say they were voting! Women voting? Oh, Gods, soon they are going to be burning their bras and thinking they have the rights of real people!

“Anyway, the girls noticed the necklace you gave Tiana and they’ve all become jealous.” Grimhilde continued. “According to Chris, you even got one for Sansa!”

“What! Are you talking about the collars? Wait, who’s Sansa?”

“Ah, right, Sansa is the name Chris gave the squirrel girl that you brought home with you. I have to say; my love has some odd tastes…”

“Of course, it’d be Sansa.” I slap my hand over my face and sigh. “So, you girls seriously all want collars?”

“We all thought it might be a good idea. People in town are starting to know the girls in your harem are off limits, but after you made everyone hot, some guys don’t know who’s in the harem and who isn’t. If all the girls had some kind of identification, then we’d all feel like we belong to you just a little bit more, don’t you think?”

“I-is that so?” I look at a bunch of eager eyes who nod excitedly as they all look at me adoringly.

“Yes, my love! You’ve even managed to tame me, the wild and voluptuous demon queen. It should only be natural that you claim your prize with a label.”

“Weren’t you rather easy to tame though?”

“My love… saying things like that hurts my pride a little.”

“Your sister put up a much bigger fight…”

“Isn't she the one trying to form a union though?”

“Don't use logic with me!” I shake my head disapprovingly. “Although, the collar idea isn’t a bad one. I could install it with magic so I could locate you guys whenever I want.”

“Surveillance?  My love… that’s hardly…”

“And of course, a light shocking ability for quick punishments…”

“Suddenly, the collar idea is sounding like a poor one…”

“Alright! It’s decided!” I say a little louder so all of the girls can hear. “I’ll get you each a custom-made collar from me to you!”

“Yay!”

“Did you hear that, baby, mommy is going to get some jewelry.” Elysa says while rubbing her stomach and blushing.

“And none of this would have been possible without unions!” Mal declares.

“Is-is that so?” Kida asks stiffly. “Can you truly guarantee that rookie and I can have sex while I’m actually awake?”

“Absolutely! Once the union is in place, we can force him to sign a legal document guaranteeing that you must be awake and also that it takes place in your vagina. I see you over there eyeing us, Shivra. Butt sore? Join the union today and guarantee some sweet pussy sex!”

Shivra snorts and turns her head away. “Who said I’d want to have sex with the warrior anyway… even though I am still unbroken…”

“You can finally stop all those mean rumors like them calling you Shitra who can only take it in the ass!”

Shivra turns back with a flash. “Who calls me that! Who? I’ll stab them with my sword until they’re dead!”

“I wonder?” Mal responds vaguely while ducking the raging Shivra.

As I hear some troubling words, I realize I will have to deal with this union problem eventually. However, first I need to make some collars!