"When, where and what kind of clothes did your wife wear on your first date?"
Everyone: "... Who can remember this question?
Time and place may not be a problem, what to wear, tut Tut, this has to be the strongest brain to do.
Just when a group of people are watching a good play, long yushuo, a handsome suit, is quite calm.
"On May 28 last year, the place was in the cold pot string shop. At that time, I wore a white cotton long skirt with my scalp spread over my shoulders. The beauty was like a fairy coming out of the painting."
As soon as this answer exits, there is a scream and a roar all around.
Boys admire, girls envy, and some women's relatives and friends think the problem is too simple, the first one he guessed right, the pressure suddenly doubled.
"Well, that's your fault. Next."
Yu qingshallow's Bridesmaid group here has sister and sister of the same generation in the family, as well as close friends and classmates. It's not ambiguous to deal with long yushuo.
In addition, Yu's father gave the order to die early in the morning, and there were many young people nearby to help, looking very powerful.
"What does your wife like to eat and do?"
Hearing this question, the smile on long yushuo's face is more brilliant.
"As long as I do my family shallow like to eat, as long as with me, no matter what she does is happy, happy."
"Wow, long yushuo, you can!"
"I love you. This is the legendary boyfriend of someone else's family."
"This love talk, full marks, no wonder I can cheat my sister!"
Long yushuo's answer is beautiful. Of course, some people are happy and some are worried. He claps his chest to make sure that he can stop people. Now he answers two questions in a row. It's not good for a teacher!
"Say twenty reasons why love is shallow." The person who came up with the question was already gnashing his teeth. I didn't expect this kid to be so articulate. It's a bit of a miscalculation.
"My family is shallow all over the body are advantages, 20 can not be enough, if I have to say, I can say two days and two nights without repetition."
"Tut Tut, why don't you go to heaven?" The brothers of the best man's company can't see it. This guy is too showy.
Long yushuo slightly sideways, "brothers, you and I are together."
As soon as this remark was uttered, everyone laughed.
"You don't count. You have to say twenty, or you can't go on to the next question." The woman's side is getting angry.
"And the next question?"
This is a cousin of long yushuo, who is in his early twenties. Seeing that the way to get married is so difficult, the child has already had a serious psychological shadow. He secretly made a decision. When he looked for his girlfriend, he was the first to ask her whether there were many relatives and friends in her family. If there were more, I would like to thank you!
According to this, the wife also married into the door, the life is gone, not worth it.
Seeing long yushuo list Yu qingshallow's advantages one by one, the little cousin is even more broken. It's similar to the examination knowledge point to talk about love. I'm so tired and don't know why so many people want to talk about love. Isn't it good to be alone?
After finishing the 20 advantages, the more powerful question finally came.
"Shout out in the most sarcastic way: wife I love you, please let me in"