The tone is abhorrent, but in the depth of the eye, it is clear that the capital word is narrow.
CEN Qinghe smell speech, immediately stare back: "what yellow joke, where do you think of?"
Shangshaocheng brow light Cu, strange eyes look at Cen Qinghe's face, a pair of your own heart clear expression.
CEN Qinghe and he look at each other, two people are still walking in the street, walking, she suddenly realized, eyes stare bigger, to Shang Shaocheng way: "you are too dirty?"
Shang Shaocheng said, "which one of us is dirty? I forced you to tell me? "
CEN Qinghe looked disgusted and said: "Monkey King swung it with a stick and scolded Tang Monk: Mom, I just want to leave a hole in my tail. I open it every day, and you sew it on me every day. Do you mind? Are you upset? "
"The hole I said is where Wukong put his tail. Where do you think it is?" CEN Qinghe raised his chin to look at shangshaocheng, because he guessed what he thought in his heart, so his tone was aggressive.
After hearing this, shangshaocheng quickly flashed something, then calmly replied: "what do I think? I don't think about anything. "
CEN Qinghe said: "nothing. Why do you say I tell yellow jokes?"
He clearly thought, and thought is not simple!
Shang Shaocheng did not answer the question: "I said casually, what do you think I think?"
CEN Qinghe looked at him. In fact, they both thought of the same place. The hole is placed behind the skirt, and the tail is placed in the front
Well, cen Qinghe's eyes turn, and they know it by heart.
In fact, when Cen Qinghe first heard this joke, he had the same misunderstanding with Shang Shaocheng. He only blamed that he had heard too many yellow jokes at that time, so even a normal joke would think askew.
See her don't open line of sight don't answer, business Shao City eyes once once pondered, voice way: "think what?"
CEN Qinghe whew back: "nothing."
"Really? How do I think you have the image of a monkey in your head? "
There are more than monkeys in her mind... She glanced at shangshaocheng, and she turned her mouth and said, "a good joke, let you interrupt me."
Shang Shaocheng replied with a smile: "you have a problem choosing this joke."
CEN Qinghe said, "it's your mind."
Shang Shaocheng said, "if you think I have a problem with my mind, you also have a problem."
You can't say such words. If you say them, you'll touch the bag.
CEN Qinghe also regretted it. In a word, he took himself to the ditch.
Two people and a dog walk along the pedestrian street, passing a drink shop. Shang Shaocheng says, "I'm thirsty. What should I drink?"
CEN Qinghe said: "let you two so scared, I drink Yunnan Baiyao heart have."
Shangshaocheng serious way: "don't touch porcelain, it has nothing to do with me, to find a small two."
CEN Qinghe lowered his head and glanced at Xiao er. He said hatefully, "if there is a master, there must be a dog."
Shang Shao City side head looks at her, cen Qinghe deliberately does not squint, of course, is not afraid of him.
Two people into the drink shop, the store turned on the air conditioning, a warm wind hit, cen Qinghe trembled.
"Welcome."
The woman boss standing in the counter was very warm and said hello with a smile.
Stepping over, cen Qinghe looked at the list on the eye stage and ordered a glass of strawberry guava juice.
The boss asked Shang Shaocheng, "and you?"
Shang Shaocheng said, "if you take any cup, it doesn't have any sour taste."
The boss was surprised: "no sour taste? We're all juice squeezed. It's more or less sour. "
CEN Qinghe crossed the city of Shang Shao and said to his boss, "give him a glass of water."
The female boss smiles awkwardly, then looks at Shang Shaocheng again, but he looks the same, which is tacit.
"Well, you two can sit down and wait a moment."
CEN Qinghe and Shang Shaocheng come to the window and sit down. Maybe it's because of the warmth in the room. The second child is lying lazily on their legs, chin on Cen Qinghe's shoes, and will find a place.
CEN Qinghe is afraid of embarrassment, so he looks down at his mobile phone.
Shang Shaocheng asked: "anxious to go back?"
She looked up at him, but there was no joy or anger on his face, but after all, she had known him for a long time. It was an instinct that she recognized a faint discomfort in his words.
"No, I won't go to work tomorrow. I can sleep in. Today I can walk my dog with you until you are happy."
It was he who accompanied her, but when it came to her mouth, it became her who accompanied him. Shang Shaocheng looked at her and said quietly, "are you tired? I'm not tired. I'll walk back later. "
CEN Qinghe subconsciously said: "what are these two steps? I was the champion of walking race when I was a child."
Shang Shaocheng couldn't help it. He immediately pulled his lips and said with a light sneer, "you are a champion with a high gold content. How small is it? Kindergarten? "
CEN Qinghe beautiful eyes micro stare, "don't look down on people, primary school third grade, is youth!"
This time, he didn't even bother to speak, only with a disdainful expression.
CEN Qinghe frowned and said, "don't underestimate our race walking when we were young. It's not a simple race walking. The whole race is 100 meters. You have to wear clothes once in the middle of the race, and you have to calculate a question. The first one to get to the end is the right one."
Shang Shaocheng said, "did you walk naked?"
She was so angry that she raised her hand to hit him. The table in the shop was very narrow. They were face to face. With his arm on the edge of the table, she almost hit him as soon as she raised her hand.
After the fight, Shang Shaocheng didn't have any special reaction, but Cen Qinghe felt embarrassed. He always felt like he had taken advantage of him.
Forced to bear the strange idea in her heart, she quickly pretended to be unhappy and explained in a voice: "what doesn't wear clothes is to increase the difficulty. There will be a suit of clothes and trousers at the place tens of meters in the middle of the way. Only when you go and put them on can you continue."
Shang Shaocheng laughs cynically, "I said, which primary school is so open, I knew I had gone."
CEN Qinghe turned his mouth and expressed his dislike with his expression.
The boss made the juice, took a bottle of water and brought it to them in person. Cen Qinghe said thanks and took a drink with the pipe inserted.
"Did you have anything interesting when you were a child?" CEN Qinghe looks at the opposite Shang Shao city and asks.
Shang Shaocheng said, "I didn't walk by naked."
When she pulled her face, silence was better than sound.
"How much fun is it?" he said with a smile
CEN Qinghe said, "tell me what impresses you most."
Shang Shaocheng thought about it for a while, and then said, "I gave up to the kidnappers."
"Ah?" CEN Qinghe eyelids a pick, surprised way: "what kidnapper?"
Shang Shaocheng said: "when I was a child, I was kidnapped. My acquaintances committed the crime, but my family was not on guard. He drove me to a very broken place, which might be some abandoned factory or warehouse. At first, I didn't see his face, but he gave me food. As soon as I saw that everything was my favorite food, even drinks, I could guess who it was
His tone was ordinary, like saying a normal thing, but Cen Qinghe was frightened and asked: "how old were you then?"
Shang Shaocheng said: "seven or eight years old, anyway, I'm in the third grade of primary school."
CEN Qinghe frowned, "seven or eight years old to read the third grade of primary school, how old did you go to school?"
Shangshaocheng quite calm back: "five years old, what's the matter?"
CEN Qinghe eyes dew surprised color, "is not all seven or eight years old just go to primary school?"
Shang Shaocheng said: "maybe the intellectual development is relatively late. Anyway, I'm not."
CEN Qinghe chest stuffy, pause for a while, this way: "break the topic, you continue, you guess who, and then?"
Shang Shaocheng calmly replied: "guess who it is. When he comes in again, I'll tell him that your daughter and I are good friends. If she knows that you kidnapped me, she will be very unhappy if you give her the money you kidnapped me for. You want money just to make your daughter happy, but you've put the cart before the horse."
CEN Qinghe frowned and said, "is that what a seven or eight year old should say?"
Shang Shaocheng said: "you try to be kidnapped, and make sure you can even speak the bird language at that time."
CEN Qinghe said, "and then?"
Shang Shaocheng said, "what can I do? I just want him not to tear up the ticket. I'll persuade him to take me back. I promise we'll know about that day."
"Did the man agree?"
Shang Shaocheng slightly side of the head, thoughtful expression, "he may really love his daughter, or is too soft hearted, really take me back."
CEN Qinghe sighed, "it's OK."
Even if Shang Shaocheng is sitting in front of her, she will still sweat for him when he was seven or eight years old.
"When you go back, you will live in peace, as if nothing happened?"
She was attracted by his story, but Shang Shaocheng said, "you are stupid enough to be naive. The first thing I do when I go home is to tell my family to call the police and arrest him."
CEN Qinghe glared, "ah? How can you do that? "
Shang Shaocheng said, "he kidnapped me and took me to the wilderness where it took me more than two hours to drive. I still went home to live with him peacefully. I'm not going to die?"
CEN Qinghe said: "he has a daughter, and he is still a good friend with you."
Shang Shaocheng turned his eyes and said in a voice, "it's really big chest without brain."
CEN Qinghe immediately pulls a face, want to refute, feel embarrassed again, don't refute, oneself sit to suffer dumb losses again.
Seeing this, Shang Shaocheng said meaningfully, "I tell you, don't be soft hearted to people who want to hurt themselves, even if they just have this idea. If you forgive him this time, it won't change his mind. It will only make him worse. He will feel that it's nothing to do wrong, as long as he can be forgiven by the other party. If I hadn't convinced him that day, it's probably not me who's sitting in front of you today. "
He didn't mean to accentuate his tone, but Cen Qinghe was terrified at the bottom of his heart. If there was no shangshao city... There was no shangshao city in the world. She never thought about it, and now she doesn't dare to think about it.
Seeing that she was silent, he asked in a voice, "what do you think?"
CEN Qinghe looked up at him after a few seconds, and said in a low voice: "the disaster has been left for thousands of years, and it really shows itself here."