To be able to live in the mind, to speak, to analyze, to think, what is not a monster?
"The system?"
Bai Yutang tried to open his eyes to see the people in front of him, but his eyes were like a layer of fog, and he couldn't see clearly.
I'm confused with my brain.
"The system is the system!" Bai Yutang answered vaguely.
There was no useful news at all. Zheng Yu frowned and asked, "can you tell me? What kind of existence is the system to you? Does it threaten you to do something bad? Do you hate the system? "
The system is very anxious at this time, but Bai Yutang is drunk. Even if he is worried, he can't answer for the host without the host's permission!
If something should not be exposed is exposed, it will be impossible to jump into the Yellow River at that time!
"For me System The system saved my life
In fact, I hated the system at first, but if I didn't have the system later, I might be trapped in the town government forever and become a concubine who only knows about my family
It doesn't dare threaten me to do anything bad now! Because it can't threaten me now! Belch ~ "
Bai Yutang gave a belch of wine, and the strong wine almost didn't bring Zheng YuXun down!
"Who are you? What are you doing here? "
Drunk baiyutang, even in front of this person can not recognize, subconsciously put him as a stranger.
"Why are you in my room? Get out of here! If you don't get out of here, I'll hit you! "
With that, Bai Yutang tried to stand firm and waved his fist as a threat.
Zheng Yu, unable to laugh or cry, takes Bai Yutang to sit down and patiently undresses her.
"Don't move. You need to take a bath now. It's cold. Go back to bed after washing!"
As soon as Bai Yutang heard that he was going to take a bath, he was immediately excited: "good bath! I like bathing best!
Do you know that after I came here, the most unbearable thing is that you don't take a bath every day? Every two or three days or seven or eight days! How can you stand it? How dirty
Said, white jade hall a face dislike of clap open Zheng Yu's hand.
Zheng Yu suddenly froze, looking down at a clean body, can not find a bit of unclean himself, depressed asked: "where am I dirty?
I take a bath every two days. I usually wash my mouth and teeth. I change my clothes and socks every day. Don't you like me, just think I'm dirty? "
Bai Yutang instinctively replied: "I don't take a bath once a day. I feel dirty! you too! Don't touch me, dirty! I hate people who don't take a bath! "
Zheng Yu was very depressed, but she didn't let a drunk take a bath by herself.
The process of bathing is very disharmonious. Bai Yutang is like a madman who is completely free. He has been frantically patting the water to finish, making Zheng Yu a drowned chicken who helps her take a bath!
After washing baiyutang, Zheng Yu had to change her dry clothes to go to bed.
"Why is it so noisy! Don't worry about getting drunk! "
Zheng Yu sighed and lay down beside the white jade hall and closed her eyes.
A good night's dream, when Bai Yutang wakes up, his head aches, like a hand pulling her nerve, swelling and pain.
"How did I get back?"
Bai Yutang was in a daze, trying to recall what happened yesterday.
But she only remembers drinking with Han Qing Then I accidentally got drunk!
After getting drunk Then drink the fragment!
White jade hall horror incomparable looking at oneself restored a woman's identity, see Zheng Yu lying beside the bed again, almost didn't cry directly!
Fearing that she had already revealed her identity, she gritted her teeth and awoke Zheng Yu rudely: "wake up! Why do you sleep with me? "
Bai Yutang's face collapsed. It was very interesting. Zheng Yu opened her eyes and saw Bai Yutang's vivid expression. She felt that she was in a better mood.
After being ignored for too long, Bai Yutang would be in a better mood if he was willing to take care of him.
"Yesterday when you came back drunk, I gave you a bath clean body, I am also tired, so by the way here to rest."
Zheng Yu naturally hides the process of yesterday's ill intentioned trial.
Bai Yutang carefully looked at Zheng Yu and confirmed that this person's attitude towards herself had not changed much. Then she dared to summon up the courage to ask: "I didn't do anything strange yesterday, did I?"
"What strange things do you think you would do?"
Think of yesterday like a madman tossing white jade hall, Zheng Yu pick eyebrow asked.
"Did I do anything strange when I was drunk yesterday? Or something strange? "
Zheng Yu's eyes subtly looked at the white jade hall, white jade hall was looking at the heart of hair, extremely guilty way: "no matter what I did last night, said what, it is I drunk after crazy, you must not take it seriously."When he said this, Bai Yutang had no confidence at all.
She wanted to ask the system what happened last night, but the thought that the man in front of her could hear the system immediately put out her heart.
"What if I take it seriously?"
Zheng Yu deliberately teases her, but she is still calm and can't see the malicious emotion of teasing.
"Then tell me what I did and said last night?"
Bai Yutang's eyes flickered, avoiding each other's eyes.
God bless, I hope I didn't die yesterday!
Zheng Yu showed a very provocative smile, coolly said to Bai Yutang: "yesterday, you told me that you like me, so you gave birth to my child. You also said that you were afraid that my wife and concubines would hurt your heart, so you would not agree to stay in the house as your imperial concubine."
Bai Yutang pulled the quilt tightly over his chest and shook his head to deny: "this is absolutely not what I would say! Absolutely not what I said! Even if I said it, it can't be true! How can we take the drunken nonsense seriously! "
Zheng Yu's smile gradually became abnormal in Bai Yutang's eyes: "they all say that people speak truth after drinking! How can this truth be regarded as nonsense? "
Bai Yutang moved his body back until he reached the bed wall. He trembled and said, "that's all nonsense! Don't take it seriously
Zheng Yu did not let her go, a little bit close, asked in a deep voice: "if I insist on taking it seriously?"
Bai Yutang wants to find a way to get in now, so that he doesn't have to face the tough man in front of him!
"I beg you! Don't take it seriously
Zheng Yu was just trying to tease her, but seeing Bai Yutang with panic on her face, she felt that she was more pleasant than before.
As soon as the bad taste came up, he couldn't help but want more real and vivid expressions on Bai Yutang's always calm face.