Chapter 1010

Setting: living room.

Characters: Tiger sister, astragalus, Chuyuan, Dongfang, and me.

Event: it seems that they are going to hold a trial and criticism meeting, because they are sitting on the sofa, but they let me sit on a small bench and have handcuffs on my hands.

the judge's winter night cocked up his legs and thought about it. After thinking about it, he felt that this posture was not appropriate - the underpants were too short, which would expose the thigh roots for me to appreciate. So they adjusted quickly and grabbed the ice that had not yet been opened The beer knocked on the tea table, "silence, silence - fate, turn down the TV volume first. Don't turn it off. My little ancestor, sports news, the morning of the Laker's thunder, I just had to ask Wan'er for advice on the game. I forgot to watch it. I didn't know the result. It was broadcast immediately. If the Lakers lost again, they would be in suspense. Well, now the court session will be held. The defendant, Chu Nan, please tell me the truth about the female university What is the relationship between you and who you are born to? "

I lowered the black line on my head. The goods were too boring, but frankly, I said, "Qiu Meimei"

"what can I do for you?" Chu Yuan spat: "I am the plaintiff lawyer."

"I mean, that girl's surname is Qiu, her name is Mei Mei, she's nine enemies, she's charming. I have nothing to do with her. I don't know her at all." I glared at the stinky girl and wondered, you are the plaintiff's lawyer. Who is the plaintiff?

I should have interrogated Chu Yuan, but now how can it be reversed? I have become the party being tried?!

"I remember the name so clearly, but I still say I don't know her. Who believes?" Dongfang, who was sitting opposite Chu Yuan, did not raise her head and murmured in a low voice. Before I changed, I would not feel anything. Sarcasm is the traditional style of the East, but now I can smell that the words are mixed with a trace of sour, but it may also be that I am self indulgent. After all, Dongfang does not It is Chu Yuan. She is more mature and open-minded than Chu Yuan.

Winter Xiaoye frowned and reminded: "defendant lawyer, can you be professional? Your duty is to defend your client. How can you be punished? Aren't you afraid he won't pay you? I remember that your pocket money seems to have been almost spent "

on hearing this, Dongfang quickly closed the magazine, cheered up, coughed and said," your honor, my client really, really, really doesn't know those female college students in the opposite school. There are witnesses who can testify, and I ask the witness to appear in court. "

"Summon the witness to court."

The East made a look at the asters. The asters suddenly realized that they were quite different from each other during the day. She was very interested in following the three crazy girls. She stood up and raised her right hand, and solemnly said, "your honor, I would like to guarantee with my personality and conscience that I will faithfully perform the duty of testifying stipulated by the law I know what I see. If I break my oath, I am willing to accept legal punishment and moral condemnation. When I was waiting for you at the door, those girls invited me to stay at home and talked with them for a while. I can be sure that Xiaonan really doesn't know Qiu Meimei. "

"Why?" winter asked

Ziyuan is very kind, but let tiger sister blush, a face of embarrassment, "the reason is that you reminded them in the morning, Xiaonan this pile of cow dung, has inserted your flower - if they dare, they dare not come to pry your corner, right?"

Is this a joke? Yes, but it's not pure. Sister Hu can't hear the meaning of Ziyuan hiding under the ridicule, so she doesn't emphasize that we are "pretending lovers". Spreading out the relationship is part of her work content, because we've long been pretending to be true.

explaining to smart people is a stupid cover up. Sister tiger knows that it's better to explain or deny than to pretend to be confused At the same time, Chu Yuan echoed: "I can testify that my brother has never been to the opposite door, and it is impossible for him to know the opposite person"

sister tiger moved the topic along with the situation, "plaintiff lawyer, how could you have mistaken your identity as the defendant's defender?"

The answer is very simple - "the plaintiff's lawyer" is the role assigned to her by Dong Xiaoye. Usually, in such a situation, she must be coquettish and wilful with me and cooperate with dongxiaoye's game, but now she can't. She doesn't want to show her childish and mischievous side in front of Ziyuan. She is deliberately showing her understanding and understanding of me Stick and tolerate.

Simply put, that is, the asters towards me, she will be more toward me than the asters.

The smelly girl took a glance at the purple garden and said, "I am seeking truth from facts. People should be realistic and live, shouldn't they? Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, just like, like, like like like, don't like is not like, have is there, no is not "

she is not answering the winter night, but telling the asters

the reaction of asters surprised me and Chu Yuan," I agree that people should be practical and realistic, have is there, not is not. " After that, she also smiles at Chu Yuan, which makes her feel confused. No matter I or Chu Yuan, they all believe that Ziyuan is here to find out the things in the morning, but her attitude now makes us completely unable to understand what she is thinking.

in winter, she handcuffed me because Ziyuan left the company early without saying a word, When she went back and changed her clothes, she went to my house to wait for Ziyuan. She didn't mention the reason, and I didn't ask. Of course, sister Hu felt that the atmosphere was different. She knew that Ziyuan was from yuezhigu. Today, the theme of Fengchang high-level meeting was to discuss the cooperation with yuezhigu. She thought that Ziyuan had come for this reason, but also felt that the arrival of Ziyuan and her purpose I'm in a dilemma.This girl had a preconceived judgment that I was in opposition to asters and there was a smell of fire medicine between them, so she made a joke. She wanted to relieve the suffocating atmosphere. How could sister Hu know that the suffocation she felt was not between me and Ziyuan, but between Chuyuan and Ziyuan The sentence is as follows: the defendant, Chu Nan, was not convicted of luring a female college student from a neighbor's home because of insufficient evidence. He was exempted from the death penalty and could not escape a living crime. He was fined to cook dinner for a week and execute immediately -- "

" and so on! " I was not satisfied and said, "is there any mistake? Should we not release them in court for lack of evidence? Why punish me for cooking? "

"You're so cheap that you're good. Even if you don't know Qiu Meimei, did you touch her just now? Did you kiss her? You are full of tofu, but we are still hungry. Don't talk nonsense. Hurry to cook, stir fry a plate of eggs and tomatoes for me, and then a plate of bitter gourd with cold sauce. Have you eaten asters? I didn't eat either. You can order what you want. Don't mention it. "

"Nod your head! Do you think I'm a cook in a restaurant? " I was wronged and said, "did I eat tofu? I was eaten tofu, OK! As a victim of mine, if you don't comfort me and handcuff me, it's all right. Now let me cook for you? Is there any reason? "

"The reason of heaven is that you love me," said Sister Hu brazenly. "When I was a judge, you didn't object. You didn't have a guilty conscience. Why should I handcuff you? If you are willing to be tried by me, then you have to obey whatever I judge. Don't talk nonsense. If you agree with the result of my trial, please raise your hand. "

Three small hands immediately responded, including my defense lawyer Dongfang xiaoniang: "you see, everyone understands the truth, and you are the only one who makes trouble."

"Well," I sneered, "do you love me? OK, I'll cook, but don't be idle. Go back to your room and change your clothes

Tiger sister looked down at her own home dress, stunned: "you cook, not go out to eat, I change what clothes?"

With an evil smile on my face, I answered her with an exaggerated mouth: "change - swim - dress -"

sister tiger Chu Yuan Dongfang, the three girls' faces suddenly changed greatly, and the East reacted the fastest. She quickly retracted her raised hand and pressed it under her buttocks, "it's too much to let South brother cook simply! Sister Xiaoye, if you don't, you should immediately open the handcuffs of my client and apologize to him! "

"You don't have to apologize," I said to the East, "do you think you can make up for the psychological damage you just raised your hand by coaxing me? When I'm full, I have the strength to pinch my feet! Since it's "you love me, I'm willing to do it."

Sister Hu and Dongfang almost cried - before, we bet that as long as I got off the arena without injury in the contest with Zou he, sister Hu would wear a swimsuit at home for a week, while Dongfang would give me a week's foot massage. On the contrary, if I lost, I would wear a week's swimsuit to pinch the feet of sister Hu for Dongfang to appreciate

but later, Jiang Yu fell down Taiwan, wrist injury, caused a lot of commotion, I didn't mention it, but tiger sister Dongfang and Murphy, who lost gambling, naturally pretended to be amnesia

"hate it, brother Nan, how can you take it seriously?" Oriental selling whine, but it's too fake. I don't eat this set.

"Joke? If I lost, would you say it was a joke? " Based on my understanding of the Orient, she would probably take the opportunity to take some pictures of me, so as to overdraft my pocket money from me when necessary? What's your bet? Why are you massaging your feet and wearing swimsuits? "

Dongfang busily said," it's just right, let sister Zizi comment on it -- "

xiaonianpi is so eloquent and eloquent that she not only explained the bet, but also described the process of my competition with Zou he in detail. But there was no lack of sarcasm that I played tricks and bullied Zou he Old age, poor physical strength, injured left elbow or something, in short, devalued my victory for nothing.

"Sister Zi, do you think brother Nan shouldn't care about us? We bet with him to care about him and encourage him, which is not malicious, but now he clearly wants to take advantage of us! Is it really the vengeance of the hand that feeds the kindness

However, Ziyuan ignored the East, but asked Chu Yuan with a smile: "so, Yuan Yuan, you also lost your bet, right?"

Chu Yuan's pretty face turned red, "um"

"that" asters turned to me and asked me, "Xiaonan, did Yuan Yuan kiss you?"

"No" this girl laughs, I feel empty.

"Why not? Didn't you agree? You'll win in public Asters ask, some aggressive momentum, although she smiles very sweet.

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