Chapter 1129

~Dud - - ~ people often like to show off their strengths and cover up their shortcomings, which is not surprising. It is quite common. If someone likes to air out the things they are not good at in public and enjoy making a fool of themselves, it is strange.

I really don't have any talent in singing. Since I was young, I was the kind of person who stood in the chorus line and didn't make a sound, only filling in the value of the formation. But I didn't have the talent and no interest. It doesn't mean that I can really sing an old-fashioned love of the boat puller. Since I met aunt Cheng in the University, I have been forced to howl all night by her, lacking in front of other people's requests My personal stand has always been my strengths and weaknesses. I have read 300 poems of Tang Dynasty, and I can't write poems or sing them. However, the only poem, the love of the boat puller, is a kind of fringed plea. Even if it's rolling all over the ground, I will never sing with her. The reason why this girl mentioned this song with Murphy is that she wants to sing with me. She has a taste of snacks in her heart and pokes my scar intentionally In order to undermine my self-confidence and scare off Murphy, maybe I want to see if I can treat her differently. I really want to sing this old song with Murphy, which has never been sung with her.

When I mention this song, I have to mention a comedy that almost caused tragedy in my family many years ago. I once told it to tassel as a source of conversation, and Xiaozi also knew it. Therefore, Granny Cheng mentioned the name of the song, and she turned her back to cover her mouth and snickered. For the first time, I sang this song with someone else, the object was my stepmother, but at that time she was her At least before singing this song, she has never exposed her unreasonable nature of being coquettish and pretending to be tender, so she is afraid to frighten me. Therefore, she is strict in everything she does and pays attention to her image. For this reason, she is even careful. It can be said that her change, or the change in the relationship between me and her, started with the singing of this song.

It was the first Spring Festival after stepmother and Chu Yuan came to my house. At that time, we were less than three months old. Although we had gradually adapted to the new family and lifestyle, there was still a big gap between the four people in getting along with each other. After all, I was only 12 or 13 years old at that time. It was just a matter of lip service to pretend to be precocious and persuade him to remarry. The old man really remarried and took it back How to get along with a stepmother and a younger sister is not a simple matter. After all, we have to get along day and night every day. I look down on my diligent and beautiful stepmother, and I am proud of it, but I'm afraid of it. No matter in fairy tales or on TV, most of the words "stepmother" are negative images The more beautiful a woman is, the more difficult she is to get along with. "This is what sister Yue often told me before her stepmother appeared, which she called truth. Of course, there are more than half of the sentence behind, which reveals her motivation and purpose too much." the more beautiful woman is, the more difficult it is to get along with. So how can a woman who disobeys the truth, who is so bright and easy to get along with, can't you understand? If you understand, tell your father that you like sister Yue and want to be with her all your life, but don't tell him that I asked you to say it, or I'll beat your ass.

sister Yue just wants to be my stepmother. Before she becomes one, she scares me every day. If she doesn't listen, she will be spanked. For the stepmother who is more beautiful than Yuejie and has been successfully promoted, you can imagine the anxiety of little fart children Well, I'm not afraid of Yuejie's ferocious appearance, because I know her too well, but I don't know the stepmother who tries to force herself to portray the image of a good wife and a good mother. In my opinion, she is a bit like an old man, too serious and serious. So I often find excuses to eat and stay at the Ziyuan house during that time. Her mother was obviously poisoned by TV dramas, and she taught me how to deal with it Mom, how to protect yourself, virtually strengthen the opposite image of stepmother in my mind.

I'm afraid of stepmother and Chuyuan is afraid of me. An introverted little Lori with a clear nose and a pigtail and a smell of milk all over her body. Let alone boys, girls of the same age are rare creatures to her. Therefore, I always have a kind of instinctive fear and prevention, especially for the master. Fortunately, I can often see a smile on my face, but the old man is hot inside and cold outside With that serious face, the college students sitting under his platform are bound to be nervous, not to mention the little Chu Yuan? In order to make Chuyuan feel his kindness, the old man with high intelligence quotient and low emotional quotient often used the method of highlighting his harshness to me. When Chu Yuan really understood this point, he graduated from primary school

I always felt that my emotional clumsiness was inherited from the old man. He never told me why he married his stepmother. He just took his stepmother and Chuyuan home and said that one was me My mother was my sister. Seeing that I didn't cry or make noise or object, she got the license and got married. She took some family photos. Four people went to a restaurant to have a big meal. Even if the wedding was over, I thought that the old man's low-key was to show respect for my mother. Later, I thought it was the stepmother's reason. Not long ago, I learned the story between the father and her and sister Yue, It's not hard to understand why the old man is more difficult to integrate into the new family than I am for a long time after his marriage. His marriage with his stepmother is not because of love. It is strange that two people who have no love suddenly want to live together and can adapt immediately.

So in the first few months, everything seemed warm and harmonious. In fact, everyone's nerves were tense. On the evening of that year's thirties, my stepmother and I sang the song "the love of the boat puller"

now I think it was a comedy that almost led to tragedy, but for me at that time, it was a nightmare - stepmother's talent for singing, and Dongfang xiaoniang definitely has a fight. It's out of tune. She had dinner early that night and was waiting for the Spring Festival Gala to start. She wanted to stir up the family atmosphere and let Chu Yuan sing to me and the old man. Where is Chuyuan who is thin skinned and afraid of life? If you don't like it, the stepmother stares at her and she cries. It doesn't matter that she cries. The old man panics, but she doesn't know that Chu Yuan is a girl who always eats hard and doesn't eat soft. She can scare, scold and coax her. The more she persuades, the more she cries, the more fierce she cries. Her stepmother's careful thinking doesn't work out, and it has a negative effect. Where can she hang on her face? She is a child's temper, mature and steady, what is pretended, at that time and Chu Yuan quick eye.At the critical moment, the old man had an idea and burned the fire on me, an innocent wretch. He even let me sing to them! Isn't this a troublemaker!

The old man learned from his stepmother, but I didn't dare to learn from Chuyuan. He was helpless to Chuyuan. To me, a feather duster was enough. I could accept the unequal treatment. What I couldn't accept was that the master asked me to sing, but according to his own taste, he chose a piece of "love of the boat puller" for me. He also said, "this singer is my brother and sister, which is suitable for you and Yuanyuan"

master She ordered a duet song, expecting Chu Yuan to sing with me. Of course, Chu Yuan couldn't sing. When I broke out and planned to do two roles by myself, my stepmother volunteered to sing the sister who was sitting in the bow of the boat, just like the lady Duanmu now.

then, my nightmare was my nightmare. If my stepmother deliberately sang out of tune, I would laugh, but I would not find it funny The funny thing is, she was very serious, but she didn't say a word in tune. Her perfect image collapsed and disillusioned in my heart for a moment. The more intoxicated my stepmother sang, the more I wanted to laugh, the more afraid I was to laugh. As a result, she not only suppressed her voice to tremble, but also ran out of tune with her.

I still don't want to remember the embarrassing feeling that I was about to drive myself crazy. There are two reasons. The first reason is that the comedy almost turned into tragedy. Chu Yuan, who was crying all the time, suddenly burst into laughter when she heard the strange tune that I wanted to erase from my memory. But when we finished singing, she cried again, and she had a stomachache What's wrong with Dao Chuyuan? I only remember that on New Year's Eve, a couple of idiots mistakenly hurt a little girl because they were singing out of tune. When tens of millions of families enjoyed the warmth and watched the Spring Festival Gala, we looked for the hospital all over the street, but we found the hospital, but we didn't find the root of Chu Yuan's disease. Seeing the needle, Chu Yuan's stomach didn't hurt any more

the second reason is like Chu Yuan's belly It's hard to understand. Although there was no estrangement between my stepmother and me after that night, there was also a sequel - I didn't seem to be able to sing the song "the love of the boat puller", and I lost my tune when I opened my mouth. It always tasted like that night

now.

Now, now, here.

Fate and I played three jokes --

first, Madame Duanmu wants to sing "love of the boat puller" with me. It happens that this woman who can't see her real age like her stepmother is the only woman in the world that I can't refuse at present.

Second, Madame Duanmu's singing skills are at the same level as stepmother and Dongfang xiaoniang!

Third, her seriousness and narcissism, which is also a stepmother level, can no longer describe the expression of people in the room at the moment. Apart from the foreigners on the other side of Moon Valley who have never heard this song, who is not dead biting his mouth for fear of laughing out? Even Murphy, who was used to putting on a refrigerator face, could endure a twitch in the corners of her mouth. The purple garden with a high smile point and thin beads of sweat came from the tip of her nose. My grandmother Cheng didn't drink, but her pretty face was even redder than Viagra. Wan'er, sister Liu and Qin LAN, simply learned from Xiao Song Jia, regardless of the image of a lady. She tried to stuff her mouth, but could not swallow, just to support her cheek, Gao Dahai and other old men poured beer, trying to make themselves drunk and learn from Viagra. This group of guys wanted to laugh not only at Madame Duanmu, but also from Madame Duanmu. Because I couldn't laugh, I sang out of tune with Madame Duanmu because I was afraid that Madame Duanmu would misunderstand me.

During the ordeal, I secretly congratulated myself: Fortunately, the smelly girl of Chuyuan fell asleep in the car, otherwise she would laugh and have a stomachache for this reason. It would be small for me to send to the hospital if I stripped the face of Madame Duanmu.

[PS: an autumn rain and a cold, I suddenly found that summer is over, and autumn is about to pass]

~ dud - - ~

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