The military training content is boring, but it will not be trained from morning to night. The instructor will always grasp the opportunity and let everyone have a rest or have a relaxing activity before the limit of these proud sons of heaven is reached.
Relaxation activities generally include: learning military songs, playing drums and passing flowers and other traditional military camp projects.
Although the way of activities was not creative, a group of student soldiers enjoyed themselves, especially when male soldiers and female soldiers played together.
On this day, Wan Chuer's female platoon rested with another male platoon. As soon as the instructors of the two platoons discussed, they found a shady place and began to engage in a fellowship activity - beating drums and passing flowers.
Beating the drum to pass the flowers is one person beating the drum, the remaining participants pass the flowers, the drum stops, the flowers stop, and the flower holder performs the program.
Under the intentional coaxing of the boys, the girls have become the hardest hit areas.
When Ma Tianjiao was caught, she sang a song openly and confidently, which immediately attracted boys' whistles and wolf howls. Ma Tianjiao was even more elated and swept away the dejected look during the previous training.
"Dong Dong -"
The drums rang again and the flowers continued.
As soon as Wan Chuer got the flowers, the drum stopped. She paused and thought whether she should tell a joke or sit in 20 push ups in public.
We won't perform. We agreed to replace it with 20 push ups.
Wan Chuer had not decided yet, and the boy opposite had begun to chirp, "my heart is waiting, ah, waiting, my heart is waiting, waiting..."
Ma Tianjiao in the back row "puffed" and whispered to Lin Yufei: "Wan Chuer must be push ups. She has so much strength..."
Big sister!
Ten thousand Chu son silently vomit a sentence in the heart, this Ma Tianjiao seems to make complaints about her eight characters.
Under the coax of the boy opposite, Wan Chuer stood up and walked slowly to the open space in the middle.
"Report to the instructor, I'll tell you a joke."
"OK."
Wan Chuer was not the first one to tell jokes. Everyone just looked at her with a smile.
"The cock went on a business trip for a month. When he came back, he heard that the quail was fine. He always came to play with the hen! The cock began to suspect the hen. Sure enough, within two days, the hen laid a quail egg, and the cock was very angry! The hen hurriedly explained, "shit, premature!"
College students in 1998 were still relatively simple. They didn't understand at the beginning, but after more than ten seconds, everyone wanted to understand. The boys immediately burst into laughter, and the girls laughed although they were reserved.
In her last life, when Wan Chuer worked in a small factory in the south, she heard a lot of such jokes, and she remembered some.
After laughing, the boy felt that Wan Chuer, a girl, was not only pretty, but also serious. She told a colored joke and laughed to death, so someone coaxed "one more, one more --"
Wan Chuer didn't look at those people. He went straight back to his position and said that he would only perform one program.
The next beat the drum to pass the flowers. Under the intentional arrangement of the gang of bad boys, Wan Chuer received two more bouquets.
These two times, Wan Chuer didn't like them. He received the flowers and didn't say anything. He went out without gasping for breath. After twenty push ups, he was stunned by a group of people.
It was time to rest. The instructor started training again regardless of everyone's ghost crying and howling.
The joke told by Wan Chuer soon spread in the barracks. When Jiang Kechu heard that it came from Wan Chuer, he didn't move for half a sound.
It is said that the kingdom of all worlds is also a humorous person. Is it like father, like daughter? But the daughter seems a little crooked.
I know this girl is not a safe person. She can think of such a joke.
In the midst of hardship and joy, a month's military training soon ended.
Taking off their military uniforms, they returned to the campus of the first university again.
"Oh, how can I Tan so much."
In the dormitory, Lin Yufei and Ma Tianjiao look in the mirror, look at their tanned skin and complain again and again.
Maggie is packing up and going home. Tomorrow is Saturday. She can stay at home for two days. When she heard Lin Yufei's words, she thought of Wan Chuer's white skin and said with a smile:
"Chu'er, I envy you. There are four people in our dormitory, but you haven't tanned."
After a month's military training, Mai Qiqi now likes Wan Chuer very much. She feels that she is cheerful without affectation, and her physical quality is particularly good.
There was a ten kilometer load cross-country in the army. When we reached the end, everyone was paralyzed, but wan Chuer was not breathing, which made her admire very much.
Wan Chuer said with a smile, "I put on the sunscreen thick."
In fact, her skin will not be black with Angelica dahurica. If she is hard, her skin will only be red or even peeling, but she will not be black.
Ma Tianjiao heard it, turned her eyes and mouth. Wan Chuer was in the limelight this military training, which made Ma Tianjiao jealous.
Lin Yufei saw Ma Tianjiao's strange appearance, hit her with her arm, and then turned to pack up. She also wanted to go home. Ma Tianjiao looked in the mirror at Maggie and Lin Yufei, who were busy packing. Then she looked at Wan Chuer, who was reading in bed. Her eyes turned and said with a fake smile: "Wan Chuer, in a moment, the three of us will leave the dormitory and go home. You have to take good care of our dormitory. All my pen notebooks are in the dormitory. It's estimated that you can't afford to lose them." Hearing Ma Tianjiao's words, Mai Qiqi first frowned and said, "Ma Tianjiao, if you're afraid of losing it, take it with you." Ma Tianjiao said angrily, "don't wan Chuer be in the dormitory? How can he lose it if there is such a big living man guarding the door, unless it's a thief." Wan Chuer said coldly, "I'll leave in a minute. I'm not in the dormitory at the weekend. You'd better take it with you."“ Isn't your family in S Province? Where are you going at the weekend? " Ma Tianjiao asked with a smile, but her face was suspicious. Maggie said kindly, "chu'er, if you don't have a place to go, you can go home with me. Our place is big. My parents like me to take my classmates back." Facing Mai Qiqi's kindness, Wan Chuer said with a smile, "thank you. I also have a home in Beijing."“ I don't know whether it's true or false. " Ma Tianjiao sneered. Lin Yufei asked curiously, "chu'er, where is your home?" Wan Chuer said the approximate location of the community. Lin Yufei immediately exclaimed, "Wow, where is your home? That community was repaired in the past two years. I heard that the house type is very good." Ma Tianjiao smiled strangely, "it's not her family. It should be some relatives. Alas, the emperor has several poor relatives." Seeing Ma Tianjiao like this, Wan Chuer was unbearable and angry. She threw the book in her hand to the ground and made a "pa" sound. The other three people in the dormitory were startled. This novel has been translated by www.novelhall.com and if you are reading this somewhere, they have stolen our translation.