The head of this thing is like a 3D three-dimensional image. It is an illusory shadow. One foot passes through it and kicks nothing. The flower shop was stunned and gasped. Couldn't it be an alien? My heart says your aliens have such a flat face? But it made me very curious. I squatted down, reached out and touched it along the illusory body, but finally I found a real object, a shoe!
I'm so angry that I want to eat this shoe. If LAN Xiaoying's, I won't hesitate. This smelly shoe is still free.
The grandson has tricked me twice with fake death, and each time he does it differently. The apricot fake corpse technique is used in liulizhuang cemetery, and now there is a "shoe escape method"!
The so-called shoe escape method is a temporary golden cicada shelling spell, which is very different from the apricot false corpse technique. This fake corpse technique is not as complicated as apricot. You just need to burn the Yellow amulet to the north, swallow it with clean water, then chant the curse three times and inhale three times. At the moment of escape, he dropped a shoe and ran due east. Then after three steps, no one could see his figure, but a dead body on the ground. Especially at night, it is absolutely difficult to distinguish the authenticity of dead bodies.
Due east, it was the crematorium. At this moment, Luo Qian had already climbed over the wall and hid in a corner. He was secretly proud and scolding his brother for being a pig.
I shook my hand angrily and threw the shoe away. The grandson is really too cunning. It's a little devious. Let me waste a day today without catching up with him. It's not just a shame. I even lost my ass to the Pacific Ocean!
I gritted my teeth and took out the compass to let the flower shop illuminate. My heart said I couldn't catch you today. I really gave you my last name. Under the light, Luo Qian's hair was still moving slowly. According to the direction, it was indeed in the crematorium, and the location should be in the ashes storage place. However, in this position, the hair stopped.
I immediately put away the compass and said, "go back to the funeral home and call more thugs. Don't leave your side at all times. Also, your assistant has a problem. Tell her to go as far as she can, or she will kill you. " Then he ran to the crematorium.
Unexpectedly, Huasi caught up again and asked, "what's the matter with my assistant? I chose her myself. She is virtuous, gentle and quiet, and has no intention... "
I was not angry and interrupted her: "I'm just a kind reminder. It's your business whether you listen or not. Please don't follow me now."
"Well, what are you angry about? I will follow you! "
I went and turned it into a dog skin plaster and put it on. At the moment, I don't care to reason with her. Anyway, what I should say has been said. I have to follow me. What happened has nothing to do with me.
The two of us rushed to the door of the crematorium. We would not be allowed to enter if we knocked on the door. We had to go around to one side and climb over the wall. Hua Si's movements were very quick. He climbed up the wall easily, but he saw me below, so he jumped directly into my arms. Sweat, I can only hold her.
"Hee hee, you're really good at picking up people!" The girl smiled happily in my arms.
I said coldly, "don't forget that your father's bones are not cold. You can still laugh, and it's in the arms of a man."
Hua Si immediately sniffed, came down from my arms and said, "I hate him, so I'm happy." It's just an excuse for your gaffe.
I rubbed my temples and said, "Miss Hua, this is not the time for mischief. If you want to follow me, please don't say a word from now on. "
Hua Si wrinkled his nose and shut up.
I was about to ask her to turn off the light of her cell phone when I suddenly heard someone nearby shouting, "who is it?" Followed by a beam of light, we couldn't open our eyes.
It was an old man who came. He knew he was looking at the gate when he looked at his clothes and appearance. The old man stood opposite us and said angrily, "this is a crematorium, not a place for you young people to make out. Come on, I'll call the police if I don't go again! " The old man speaks with great momentum and looks a bit of a leader. 80% of them were small officials such as leaders before they retired.
Hua Si glanced: "we're not here to make out..."
I pulled her, winked and signaled to shut up. Then I made a mistake with the old man and let him out of the gate. When we saw the gate closed, we ran along the fence to the cemetery and climbed over the wall. This time, the flower shop turned off the mobile phone light, looked at the dark shadow of the grave below, and whispered, where is this?
"Cemetery!" I said something and quickly slipped down the wall.
The girl screamed. I haven't got a firm foothold yet. She hit me directly on the back and let me fall to the ground. It seems that there is a tomb in front of me, a few inches away at most!
"What are you doing?" I lowered my voice angrily and scolded her.
"As soon as I was nervous, I jumped down." The girl looks like a child who has done something wrong and has a very wronged tone.
My heart says I'm unlucky to meet this idiot today. Get up from the ground, rub the pain and go deep into the cemetery. Hua Si hurried to keep up and put his hand around my arm. His whole body stuck up, which made me confused for a moment. My heart said that my friend must have committed peach blossom, or he will always be close to beautiful women.
Although I know fortune telling, I never dare to do it for myself. This is the rule left by my ancestors, "medicine is not self-governing, life is not my own". This is not a casual remark. If you count for yourself once, your life will be reduced by one point. Who knows how much your life is?
Walking from the cemetery in the middle of the night, I felt that I was happy. I tightened up from time to time for fear of one jumping out. They walked out of the cemetery like a mine. Hua couldn't help stroking his chest and seemed relieved.
When I came to the ashes storage, I took out a piece of amulet and handed it to her, asking her to put it in an imported bag and don't lose it. Cemeteries are open. Generally, there are few complaining souls. The place where the ashes are stored is a closed place. In addition, there is only a drawer as big as a palm. I'm not happy. There will certainly be many resentful dead ghosts haunting in the middle of the night. But I dare not tell the flower shop, otherwise I will be scared soft before I go in.
The ashes repository is a circular building with three floors. I once sent a professor in the school, so I entered this building. There are stairs on all sides and a patio in the middle. According to my understanding of Feng Shui, the patio is dedicated to conveying resentment and evil spirit. If it is a completely closed building, there is no place to excrete resentment, and it is easy to have an accident.
But the entrance door is locked, which is troublesome. I looked up at the three storey building and said that there was no window in the building. How did Luo Qian get in? Soon I thought of the answer. The grandson must have climbed up the roof along the drainage pipe. So regardless of the flowers, he ran to the drainage pipe and climbed up with the fixing clip.
Unexpectedly, Huasi also followed up. It's not technical. It has strict requirements on arm strength and leg strength. Fortunately, the flower shop was OK. They quickly climbed to the roof, and then there was a ladder leading to the third floor. I touched a handle on the ladder. There was wet mud. It must have been left on Luo Qian's feet.
Then we went down the ladder. There were two corridors on the left and right. When I was trying to find where to start first, Huasi lay on me and said to me with a trembling voice, "it seems that someone touched me behind!"