I knocked on the tip of my nose and thought for a moment. Then my heart said that I would not sign first. I'll see you later. So I asked you loudly where you are. Before signing the monogram, you have to find out our "cross Yin system"? That guy looks very impatient. Tell me to come back. I went out and walked around behind the thatched cottage. I saw a guy in a coir raincoat and a hat sitting next to an ancient well, fishing in the well with a fishing rod. Because the hat was very big and pressed against the brim, I couldn't see this guy's face for a moment.
Dizzy, your so-called busy, so you're fishing? But is there any fish in the underworld? Aren't you fishing for bastards?
I respectfully walked up to him and asked, "Hello, what's your name?"
"Just call me big brother." The guy said without looking up.
"Which department do we belong to? The contract did not specify when to die and whether to reincarnate after death? " I squatted down and said.
Douligo said, "we are an independent department directly under the administration. Don't you see that seven and eight have to give me three points? I tell you, boy, if you work hard under me, you can strive to increase your longevity. Reincarnation after death is no problem. But the afterlife incarnation is still a vaginal fetus! "
His uncle's, the afterlife is still a vaginal fetus. It's better not to be reborn. However, there is an administrative department in the underground government, which is probably the highest administrative organ here. It's awesome to work under it. But he not only lost the chance to change his life, but also became a Yin man in his next life. Not only did the cow force lose the cow, but I'm afraid there was no force left.
My mood plummeted and I was not interested in asking about anything else. So he asked him, "what are you fishing for in the well?"
"Catch ghosts! Shh... "He spoke a little loudly, as if he was afraid of being heard by other ghosts, so he hissed.
I feel this boy is sneaky. He's not fishing or bastard. What the hell is he fishing for? I was curious. The boy burst into laughter, threw up his fishing rod and pulled up a unkempt dead ghost. Throw away the fishing rod, press the dead ghost on the ground, lift up his messy hair, and immediately get angry: "your grandmother's, why isn't she a girl?"
The dead man stammered, "Sir, I was born a boy!"
I understand a little. The boy is fishing for ghost girls in the well. But I wonder why there are ghost girls in the well?
"Dead ghost, you're not on duty in the house. Where are you?" At this time, a burst of angry shouts of female ghosts suddenly came, which frightened brother Douli's whole body.
The boy quickly put the dead ghost just caught into my arms and said, "brother, find a way to throw it into the Ming River..." while saying, he threw the fishing rod underground.
Before he finished, a female ghost suddenly appeared between us, grabbed brother Douli's ear and scolded, "dead ghost, you're fishing for women again!"
"No, we were catching a thief just now. Hurry, throw it into the Styx..."
I said, grabbed the dead ghost in my arms, got up and ran away. Female ghost is probably brother Douli's wife. How bad is it to find it fishing for female ghost here? This boy is my immediate boss. I must help him kill ghosts and kill his mouth. Uh, kill ghosts? You can't do it, man!
Just as we ran around the corner of the house, brother Douli shouted, "sign first, and then get out of the hell."
I turned my eyes and took care of it. He took the dead ghost and rushed into the house. He told him to pick up the brush, sign my name at the signing place of the contract, and then press his fingerprints for me. After we ran out, we looked back and saw the female ghost pulling brother Douli's ear back to the house. The time is just right. It's almost revealed.
"Brother, don't push me down the Styx again, or you'll never get a chance to reincarnate." The dead ghost I pulled away kept crying.
I said, "what's your name? Tell me what's going on and I'll let you go."
The dead ghost thanked me excitedly, and then told me that his name was su you. He was pushed down the river by his enemy. You can't kill ghosts and set fire in the underworld, but if you have a grudge against anyone, you will secretly push it into the Styx river. The Styx river is the largest river in the underworld, and the Wuchuan river is its tributary. Because the underworld is afraid that the dead will use the Styx River to sneak across the Naihe bridge, so set up a Dharma array in the river. As long as you jump down, you will always be trapped underwater and never get out again.
But the ancient well in the post station has a dark connection with the Styx river at the bottom, and it is also the only gap in the Styx River Dharma array. Many dead ghosts pushed down the river have the opportunity to rush down the shaft, and brother Douli is particularly lecherous. He often catches female ghosts in the well when his wife is not at home. After catching xxoo, they let them go. Male ghosts are different. If the original road is blocked back underground, they are afraid that they will be caught next time, so they will be thrown back into the Styx river.
So it is. Brother Douli should be beaten. He'd better be beaten flat by his wife. For a while, he can't find that the signature and fingerprint on the contract are false.
"Thank you, brother. I offended a group of powerful enemies and can't stay in the hell anymore. I'll go out of hell and find a place to hide." Su you said and ran to Jiuyou street.
"Wait, brother, I'm going out of hell. Let's go together." I'm more anxious than it. I have to escape from the hell before brother Douli finds out the truth.
Su you may be afraid of meeting an enemy, turn left and right in the street, cross between houses and run all the way to the gate of hell. But they were stopped by ghost messengers. They still remember me. I was the vulva brought back by black and white impermanence. Because the people passing the Yin are different, they are not really dead ghosts. The investigation at the entrance and exit is particularly strict. If a newcomer like me has not signed, he will not be allowed to leave the customs.
I said I signed. Why didn't Mao give it up? The ghost almost glared and scolded. Don't fool your ghost Grandpa. If you sign and press the fingerprint, the fingerprint will appear on your forehead. In the future, with this mark, you can go in and out of hell at will. Listening to him, he turned his head and looked at Su you. His heart said bad. There were fingerprints on the boy's forehead. What should I do?
Su you was very alert. She immediately covered her forehead and said goodbye to me. She ran out. I couldn't help smiling bitterly. I could only watch it disappear outside the gate. After staying for a while, Xin said that his brother was anxious to go back to the world to save LAN Xiaoying and Chang Hao. Don't delay. He'd better go back and sign a new contract.
Unexpectedly, back to the post station, brother Douli was not there, and the ghost woman sat in the house. This woman looks like a steamed stuffed bun with pleats. She can look as ugly as she wants. No wonder my husband will secretly catch female ghosts. I have no appetite. When he saw me coming back, he said before I opened my mouth, we already know about the contract you signed with other dead ghosts. Can't get out of hell and come back to sign again?
I hung my head and admitted, "yes. I was fascinated and confused just now. Please, madam, give me another chance. "
"Everyone has only one contract, which was made when you were born. As long as you sign it, you can't change it. You're finished. You'll never get out of hell. However, the dead ghost who signed for you can revive his soul by borrowing a corpse and pretend to be you! "