Chapter 551

It's just about dawn now. I found a Five ghosts and went to hell. After entering the gate of hell, I'll even keep a record. I don't have to get a ticket when I enter the door again. However, when entering the customs, the two ghost guards greeted me politely. It seems that they must have received brother Douli's "big fish". I just don't know whether they share a fish or a person.

This question is very serious, from which we can see brother Douli's fishing achievements, and also reflect on the side how good the boy is to avoid his belly pocket.

So I swaggered into the gate of hell and walked on the gray and desolate street. I felt that my mood was different once. I feel a little sad this time. Is it an ominous omen?

Don't say, I've become a "crow mouth Dharma" now. I say it once in a while. Before walking a few steps forward, he was blocked by a Coquettish female ghost. This is a familiar guest, but Wu Bilian!

"Little brother, we meet again." Its face is rippling with infinite amorous feelings, but its eyes are full of yin and ruthlessness.

It's a bad time to meet this woman. I smiled bitterly in my heart, but I smiled calmly on my face and said, "what a coincidence. You must have seduced many male ghosts. Oh, I forgot to tell you that people are different from ghosts. Too many sex lovers will not only vent their vitality, but also have problems with excessive Yin Qi. You see, your cheeks are black. It's a sign of yin energy. When your whole face is completely black, even if you go to find Xi Feng, it will be powerless to return to heaven. Wait for your soul to die. "

Wu Bilian glanced at me and said, "don't compare with me blindly. I'll let you have no return this time." Then he grabbed my arm and shouted, "everyone came to comment. He went to bed with my mother, wiped his mouth, refused to admit it, and didn't give money..."

I strangled. It's really a headache for my brother that a dead woman should use this hand. In a moment, a group of good dead ghosts gathered around, and there were two ghosts in suits and shoes. I have a look. It's not seven or eight masters. How can I fix it?

All of a sudden, the ghosts talked and said that I should not give money to ghost women. What a shame. An old man doesn't wear shabby clothes. Can't he take out some Ming coins?

Your uncle, I really can't get a dime. Nobody burned it for me!

But now no matter what you say, it gets darker and darker. No ghost will believe it. I finally know that nonsense is unreliable everywhere.

A ghost had seen enough of the excitement, so he said, "boy, give me the money quickly, or I'll catch you to the Yamen." It seems that it still sympathizes with the weak, but you sympathize with a fart. Do you know what this woman is?

I think if it doesn't end, I'll be caught by the ghost, and then turn to the previous case without signature, which means I can't get out of the underground forever. So I turned my eyes and thought of a way. Gudong knelt on the ground, pulled Wu Bilian's sleeve with his back hand and cried, "aunt, you're crazy again. I'm your nephew. How can I sleep with you?"

"Fart! Who's your aunt? You can't even call me grandma. Give me the money! " The dead women glared and scolded.

"Isn't my mother Wu Yinglian your sister? Lord Guichai, please help check the book of life and death to see if its last sister was called that name? " I really admire my acting skills. My tears flowed down, and the ghost was stunned.

"Don't mention my sister, you are the evil seed of Li Xiuzhen..." Wu Bilian said here. She seemed to find that she slipped her tongue and stopped quickly.

"You know I'm not Li Xiuzhen's child, but Wu Yinglian's illegitimate son. Why are you so cruel to deny it and accuse your nephew of sleeping with you? " With tears in my nose, I almost performed this suffering role to the extreme. I suddenly thought, after returning to Yang, do you want to take an examination of the acting department and become an actor addict?

"Nonsense, I don't know you at all. You went to bed with me and agreed on the price, but you didn't give money afterwards!"

I still held its arm and cried, "ghost, sir, is there a place in the underworld to test the relationship between men and women? I want to prove my innocence and never sleep with my aunt. "

My realistic performance and the age gap between us made many dead ghosts believe it at once. The ghost who just spoke said, "there are really belly pockets in this place. They often identify whether female ghosts have been violated. Why don't you two go to the shadow post station and stop crying on the street. You see how bad the impact is. "

As soon as Wu Bilian heard this, she immediately shook her hand and said, "forget it, forget it. I'm unlucky. I don't want your money."

Does it want to go now? Your uncle's, I won't let you go yet. I grabbed its arm tightly and refused to let go. I cried, "aunt, I can't do this. I have to prove my innocence. Let's go there. Otherwise, how can I look up and be a ghost in the underground? You killed my mother. Do you want to kill me again? "

On the contrary, the dead women couldn't get down the steps and couldn't earn and take off my hands. Their angry faces were green. Finally, he begged the ghost: "Lord ghost, I don't want money. Do you care if it doesn't let go?"

"Well, it's reasonable to prove innocence. Our brothers can't take care of it." The ghost is obviously busy. I haven't seen enough. Besides, I can see that I was falsely accused. It depends on how the farce ends.

Seeing that Wu Bilian was soft, the ghosts immediately changed their tone and began to point at it. Many dead ghosts know it and say that this woman is shameless. She seduced so many men and now blackmailed the young dead ghost's money. Don't find an older one. Do you think people will sleep with a half old Xu Niang for you?

Wu Bilian didn't say that she wouldn't be ashamed. She was accused of being scolded. Finally, she hung her head and said, "son, I remember. You are my nephew Xiaoshi. What happened to me just now? Are you crazy again? "

"Yes, you're crazy again. You bite me like a mad dog." I almost didn't laugh when I said that.

"Let go of my aunt. I have no face to stay here."

When I saw that the heat was almost over, I would jump over the wall if I played again, so I loosened my hands. Wu Bilian covered her face and squeezed out of the ghost group. Fei also seemed to escape.

I looked at its back, not to mention how cool it was, but I stood up, touched my tears and said, "if it doesn't go, I'll find my belly pocket myself."

The ghosts dispersed, and I hurried to the post station. Unexpectedly, at a street corner, brother Douli suddenly appeared in front of me and pulled me into the back of the corner.

"My Lord, you don't say hello and go to hell. Now the soul returning card is very strict. I can't get it within half a month. And the head is checking the vaginal tire that has not signed the contract. Aren't you throwing yourself into the net? "

I almost fainted: "I've come, and the time is very urgent. No matter what way you think, you have to get a resurrection sign."

Brother Douli said with a cry, "come on, you're still making trouble with that coquettish woman in the street. It can't swallow this breath. It will make a small report secretly. Don't say you can't go. I'll be punished if I don't do well this time! "