My silly brother Bai tingfei is really handsome. He is so handsome that he compares me with a handsome man who has been proud of me for more than 20 years. Liu Xiaomi's vision is very high. From high school to now, he has never lost his reserve because of my handsome. This time, when he saw my silly brother, his heart was messy.
If Chang Hao knew about it, he would cry and faint in the toilet. We both regard ourselves as romantic male gods, but we can't compare with a steamed stuffed bun!
Well, man, admit that the male god is blowing. In fact, we are male scum.
But I was stunned and didn't understand it. Bai tingfei was a little handsome, but he was a little rusty. What attracted you? Liu Xiaomi can be regarded as a beautiful girl of half a goddess? And more importantly, you will die if you are reserved? I'm so angry that I seem a little jealous.
I pulled Liu Xiaomi out into the shop and said to her very seriously, "that's my cousin. He's single. He's very serious and serious. If you want to give him any ideas, you'd better save it. "
Liu Xiaomi stared: "what do you mean I've made up my mind? Don't I just think he's handsome and ask casually? Ah, I said you should be pure in your heart. How can you look at me as if I were a female Coyote? I tell you, it's not a matter of making up your mind. He's single, I'm not married, he's handsome, I'm beautiful, talented and beautiful, and there's nothing wrong with that? I won't tell you, you mortals don't know what love at first sight is. " Then he ran to the backyard.
LAN Xiaoying, Ling Wei and I were stunned. We grew up in our twenties. We really don't know what love at first sight is? In fact, in my understanding, it's called tortoise looking at mung bean. It's right. Or when the estrus period comes, see which opposite sex is so eye to eye. But why doesn't she think her buddy is more handsome?
What else is the nonsense like a dream? How do I feel that the smart Liu Xiaomi has also changed two? Is it infected by the female devil's head?
"Handsome boy, don't be too tired. Pay attention to rest. Ask your cousin to tell me what you need. I'll bring it to you. Bye! "
Liu Xiaomi walked out of the back hall like a spring breeze. He had a bright smile. When he saw the three of us, he immediately covered the sun with dark clouds. Said I still have something to do, don't leave me for dinner, and then hurried out of the store. I felt that her back seemed to be blooming!
Ling Wei also left at work time, leaving LAN Xiaoying in a daze in the shop.
"Do you believe that love at first sight can turn a rational woman into a fool?" LAN Xiaoying felt a little incredible. Her eyes were full of surprise when she looked at me.
I added: "what she saw was a rural steamed stuffed bun with no house, no car and no money. Is this what she called love at first sight that ordinary people don't understand?"
LAN Xiaoying shrugged: "actually, I can understand after thinking about it. Sometimes when women first see a man, they will become very crazy and even give everything for each other. "
I nodded in agreement: "for example, eighteen years ago, you saw me at first sight. In order to express my love for me, let me notice that you, a beautiful yellow haired girl, often secretly... "
Before I finished, a carbon pen flew to my face!
After dinner, LAN Xiaoying and I took the oil lamp to the drain. Outside the "paper man grave", he burned a paper man and called three brothers. The gate opened immediately, and the third master walked out. When he saw me, he kindly took my hand and let me in. Although its hands are cold, my heart feels very warm.
After entering, I explained my intention, and the third master agreed without hesitation. He drank some tea there, chatted for a while, and left home when he saw that the time was not early.
Back in the shop, Bai tingfei was already asleep. Hua Wuying held the little turtle and mysteriously pulled us to the backyard. She said that my silly brother is not an ordinary person. He knows how to drive away evil spirits and treat diseases with Fushui. I said it was impossible. If he knew this, would he still be a Mason in baijialing?
Hua Wuying stared and said, "after you left, several people knocked on the door for medical treatment. I heard the voice and wanted to go out to send them away. Unexpectedly, big fool prescribed medicine for them, which is the rune water you usually mix. Someone else ran into evil at home, and he sold two runes. "
She gave the honorable title of big fool to Bai tingfei.
When LAN Xiaoying and I heard this, we glanced at each other. I hurried to the front shop to wake up Bai tingfei who had just fallen asleep. I asked him what runes he transferred to the patient and what runes he sold?
He said foolishly, "one patient said he had a stomachache and another said he had a headache. I saw a painted pain relief and plague dispelling symbol under the counter, so I burned the symbol water for them to drink. The evil woman, I gave her two talismans. Isn't that right? I really didn't mean to do this for the first time. " He looked frightened and looked like he was going to cry.
I was stunned. Yes, all right. How did he understand? Was he blindfolded or learned?
LAN Xiaoying ran over with me. Seeing that my face was wrong, she thought he was blind, so she said angrily, "brother, something has happened in our medicine shop before. Please don't make your own decisions..."
I waved to interrupt her and said, "he did the right thing, but I'm curious. Where did you learn this, brother?"
Bai tingfei stared at me and replied, "I met an old man with white beard. He taught me a lot of things. It's a witch doctor, burning runes and chanting spells. I can't learn at first, but I'll understand later. " He scratched his head foolishly. It seems that up to now, there are still many things I don't understand.
I'm really shocked. Old man white beard moved out. Why don't you tell me a fairy tale? Suddenly I felt that we were fooled by a fool.
"What kind of old man with a white beard and how he met him, tell him carefully." I said and sat down on the edge of the bed.
Bai tingfei couldn't help scratching his head and recalled: "one day I fell into a ditch and was pulled out by a white beard boss. Then he taught me these things. I learned from him for a long time. He won't let me tell anyone. It's a secret between us. No, I told you, I'm sorry, sir... "He hurriedly covered his mouth and looked guilty.
I was dizzy. Why did his encounter coincide with me? They both fell into the ditch. The difference is that it was an old man with a white beard who pulled him, but it was a ferocious dead ghost who pulled me.
LAN Xiaoying asked suspiciously, "didn't your uncle know when he taught you? After learning it later, no one found it? "
Bai tingfei shook his head: "every time he asked me to find him in the gully, no one saw him. He wouldn't let me tell others or use it, so my uncle didn't know. But he said it couldn't be used in baijialing. He didn't say that baijialing still couldn't be used. Just now some patients came. I saw their pity and tried. " Then he looked up at us, a look afraid of being scolded.
I nodded: "although you did it right, don't easily adjust the water for patients in the future. In case of mistakes, people will be killed. And did you charge them? "
Bai tingfei shook his head. I was speechless. I really wanted to tell him, brother, do you know how much Fushui and Huangfu are worth? The lowest price is also 200. You are so capricious. Do you think you have our traditional Chinese medicine shop as a charity?
LAN Xiaoying didn't care whether to charge or not. She continued to pester the old man with white beard about teaching him, but Bai tingfei still talked about it. Finally, she was confused and ran away with her head covered. So I told the silly brother to go to bed and go back to the inner room before he had to speak. The girl immediately said don't mention him again. I felt a headache when I heard him.