Xia Yu's night is usually gentle and elegant. I didn't expect to strip off xuangen and me this time. As for what you want to do after stripping off, there was an accident outside. Among the people she brought, someone suddenly screamed that there was a ghost, and then a light flashed in the corridor. These people ran around with their heads and ran away in an instant.
Xia Yu stayed at night, looked behind her and looked back at us. It was very embarrassing.
I grinned. She smiled shamelessly and said to me, "I'll go outside to see what's going on, and then we'll talk."
Xuangen didn't give her a chance to slip away. He quickly recited a spell and asked the woman to cover her chest and kneel on the ground.
I sat up and said, "close the door. There is a sign on the door. Don't be afraid of ghosts."
The woman endured the pain on her face and closed the door with her backhand. At the moment, fine beads of sweat were seeping from her forehead.
"Black water spirit, evil gods, please!" At this time, I chanted the curse to untie the forbidden curse of the onion God. I didn't dare to do so before, otherwise I would be shot at indiscriminately.
The green onion God rubbed and jumped on Xia Yu's head at night. Gu farted and immediately turned the woman's face green!
Xuangen and I hurriedly covered our noses. I can't imagine whether Xia Yu would be smoked to death at night?
Xia Yu was lying on the ground at night, not to mention the pain. The onion God hummed twice. He didn't seem to get rid of his hatred. He gnashed his teeth and said, "Lord, I want to strip her clothes..."
I stared: "what do you want to do?"
"I want to... Spank her!" The boy saw that I didn't look right, so he changed his mouth.
"Worthless. I don't know how to play with a beautiful woman." My disdainful lips.
The boy almost fainted and said with a bitter face, "Sir, you're kidding me."
"Less nonsense!" I scolded him, jumped out of bed and asked Xia Yuye, "Xiaoying, where are they now?"
"In... In Xi'an." Xia Yu said with difficulty.
Seeing that she was so obedient, I felt a burst of satisfaction. I squatted down and looked at her painful face and asked with a smile, "what did you want to do when you said you were going to strip off our clothes?"
"I'm just kidding..."
Xuangen sat up from the bed and said, "OK, I like this joke. Come and take off my clothes. I won't resist."
How old are you, sir, to tease a young woman?
Who knows, the onion God also coaxed: "and me, and me..."
Xia Yu's heart to die is probably there. She buries her face on the ground and doesn't say a word.
I scolded them angrily: "you will die if you don't complain later?"
The old boy is very funny. Shut up immediately. The onion God mumbled, "yes, but you won't when you get angry."
I stared at it, turned back and said to Xia Yuye, "now let's leave for Xi'an immediately. If we dare to play tricks, I'll give you to them both. You know what the consequences are."
Xia Yu nodded gently at night. She knew that it was not just as simple as being turned. The two big and small lusters must have more rough means to concoct her.
I clapped my hands and was about to put on my coat when there was a knock on the door.
We couldn't help looking at the people in black who ran away. Wouldn't they be so polite? Is it the inn owner? So I winked at the onion God. The boy swished up to the door panel, listened for a moment, and opened the door slowly. The door was empty and no one was seen.
The green onion jumped out of the door and closed the door again. Xuangen and I quickly put on our clothes, put on our backpack and were ready to leave immediately. Who knows, after waiting for a long time, the onion God didn't come back. I felt something was wrong. I told the old boy to watch Xia Yu night, gently opened the door and peeped into the lobby.
At the moment, except for the lights here, the whole Inn was dark and dead silent. I didn't dare to be careless. I lit the lamp and hung it on my chest. First, I popped a few sparks to explore the way. A few wisps of smoke filled the dark corridor. It looked very clean.
Shit, the God of fire won't visit today. How can renpi Inn have no evil spirit?
I dodged out with a trace of doubt, closed the door and crept to the lobby. The boss and his wife were not there, and I couldn't see the onion God and those people in black. It was strange. I looked into the East corridor before I had to go over to explore the reality. Suddenly, the corner of my eye swept to the door, which seemed to be closed.
No, I saw my cell phone just now. Why is the inn closed before ten o'clock? So I went to the gate and found it unlocked. With a gentle pull, the two gates slowly opened inward. I curiously went outside and looked around. There was no figure in the silent street.
Just about to go back, I suddenly found that there was no light on the door. When I looked up, his uncle's two lanterns were gone, but there was a green onion hanging on the plaque!
I'm dizzy. Can you carry something? Xia Yu was either lying down all night or hung on the door. It's a big mistake to bring you out. It's embarrassing for me. Fortunately, no one saw it. I planned to jump up and pull it, but I found that it was wrapped in a long bright red tongue!
Where did this shit come from? He looked sideways and seemed to stick out from behind the plaque. Suddenly, I thought that the back neck was licked by the tongue last night. I couldn't help but excite the spirit. I'm afraid this ghost tongue is not so easy to break!
Then he opened the lampshade, threw out some lamp oil, made two sounds, and the burning tongue trembled and retracted. The onion God landed with a bang. I just bent down to pick it up. Unexpectedly, the two gates closed without wind. There was a loud bang, and I almost didn't touch my forehead.
I couldn't say well. I hurriedly stretched out my hand to push the door. It seemed that I had inserted it from the inside and couldn't push it at all. I photographed the onion God and said, "wake up and open the door inside!"
The boy narrowed his eyes and said, "don't disturb my sleep. I'm dreaming of marrying a little turtle..."
I almost died of anger. I slapped it and stuffed it into my bag. The heart said that if you don't believe it, you son of a bitch can't be corrected. Pull out a needle and aim it at the crack in the door and push the rune water out.
Suddenly, the door opened again. The boss smiled and asked, "Sir, why did you run outside?"
I was about to get angry, but I found that the old boy's lantern was held on his face. His face was very pale, his eyes were black, and he looked like a dead ghost. This lantern is the one on the left side of the gate, with two dazzling scarlet letters "Dapo" on it!
But between watching, the horizontal and earth characters of Dapo disappeared and became "human skin"!
I really want to punch this grandson and hit you with thousands of peach blossoms, otherwise you don't know what is colorful and always spring!
But I held back. Don't be closed again without hitting him. So I smiled angrily and said, "I just went out to go shopping. I didn't expect to be closed outside."
"Then come in." The boss said, dodging out of the door.
But the moment I lifted my foot in, the light disappeared and the boss disappeared. The whole renpi Inn has become a broken ruin like Zhengdong peak. It seems that no one has been here for hundreds of years. It is very desolate!