Chapter 31

31. Flashing Nei!

「W-what’s with you?」

Yukino glared at Natou-senpai!

But, Senpai laughed and showed a composed expression.

「You don’t need to make such a scary face! That’s so uncute! Also, I’m your senpai! I’m a second year pretty much! Why don’t you speak a bit more politely?!」

…Uwa.

…It’s completely taken over by Natou-senpai!

「Well, I already memorized your face so it’s okay for now! I’m quite disappointed that you’re much ugly than what I heard but I originally don’t care about you!1」

「…Guh!」Yukino falters…!

She’s glaring at Narou-senpai with eyes of intense hostility.

There must have never been a girl of the same age group as Yukino who’s been negative with her in her life.

In addition to that…from a girl that’s much more beautiful than herself…!

But…Senpai completely ignored Yukino’s hostility!

「By the way…Who’s Endou Kenji?」

Yukino and Endou…!

With the couple’s name coming out of Natou-senpai’s mmouth, the classroom has become noisy…

「…I’m asking, where’s he?! Can’t anyone point him out for me?!…On three, One! Two! Three…Point!」

……!

With Senpai’s command, approximately ten schoolboys pointed at Endou all at once!!

The eyes of the classroom is concentrated at Endou…!

「…W-What is it?! Do you need anything from me?!」

Endou’s spooked…!

He was able to put up a front somehow though…!!

「…Hmm. So you’re Endou-chan…!」

The beautiful blond girl looked at Endou with a suggestive look…

「You see…You beat up Yoshida-chan the day before yesterday and during the lunch yesterday on the rooftop right?…」

……!!

Natou-senpai suddenly gets on the point!

A huge earthquake shakes the whole classroom!

…Endou’s startled…

…Yukino’s startled…!

The small whispers from the students spread in the room!!

「…As expected!」

「…What? Endou-kun did something to Yoshida-kun?!」

「…Shirasaka-san’s two timing?」

「…There’s no way that is!」

「…If Yoshida clings to Shirasaka-san, Endou would go berserk right?」

「…Certainly, Yoshida-kun always looks at Shirasaka-san with unpleasant eyes after all…」

「…But, he’s only looking. He didn’t chase her nor call out to her」

「…Isn’t it just too much to hit him suddenly?」

「…Eh? So Endou-kun’s a violent type of person」

「…Un, I’m a bit disillusioned!」

「…Or rather, isn’t Endou a member of baseball club?!」

「…He’s boasting about being a regular some time ago!」

「…Then won’t this become a violence incident?!」

「…Yoshida-kun still has bruises left on his face…!」

「…It won’t make such a bruise if he wasn’t hit hard like that won’t he?」

「…If Yoshida appeals to the baseball club or Japan High School baseball Federation, won’t it be dangerous to the baseball club?!」

「…It’ll happen soon.」

「…They won’t be able to participate the summer meet…!」

While the whole class are making remarks all they want…Natou-senpai stares at Endou with her big blue eyes.

A thin smile is floating on her face…!!

「…I wonder?! I don’t remember it at all!!」

Endou denies Senpai’s words directly!!

While having sweat in his forehead…!!

「…Hmm, Do you really think it’ll work somehow if you try to lie up like that?!」

The blonde Senpai crossed her arms and looked at Endou!

「I told you, I don’t know!…Didn’t Yoshida just fall by himself?! That should be, right Yoshidaa!!」

Endou threatens me with a loud voice…!

He’s glaring at me…!

But…Sadly, I’m not the Yoshida yesterday…!

Today’s’ me is the『Yoshida-chan who beat up a hoodlum with a leather bag clogged up with sand』!

「Endou-chan’s saying that but…Yoshida-chan, what about you?!」

Natou-senpai looks at me with eyes of expectation…!

Yukino looks at me!

Those aren’t eyes saying 『Don’t say it』!

These are 『If you say it I won’t forgive you』eyes of hostility!

…Then it can’t be helped.

「…Yes, I got hit by Endou!」

…The entire classroom became noisy!!

Endou chews his molars!

Yukino looked down and is at her wits’ end…!

「…T-That’s a lie!! That guy’s lying!」

Endou shouted!!

「In the first place, who are you!! An acquaintance of Yoshida?! You’re just pairing up with Yoshida to entrap me right?!!! That must be, it should be!!」

Endou who lost his cool shouts and points at Natou-senpai…!!

The blond senpai laughed bloomingly…!

「Ah, I see…You’re just a new guy in this school after all! It can’t be helped that you don’t know me!!」

Senpai goes up the platform and looked around the classroom…!

「…Okay, who knows me?!!」

A thin hand raises up…!

…Yamamine-san!!

A tall bob-cut black haired…slit eyed sports beauty!!

「…Oh , do you know me?」

Yamamine-san answered.

「I heard it from my senpai from the club…You’re a second year, Natou Nei, aren’t you?」

At that moment…a wave of surprise spread out from the member of the athletics club!!

「…Ah, I heard it too!」

「…Speaking of which, I heard it from my senpai from the club too!!」

「…Eh, I thought that was just a rumor?!」

「…S-She really existed!」

「…Even though she’s such a beauty…?」

「…Eh, isn’t she such a famous delinquent? I heard that she set the Kendo grounds before…?」

「…I heard that she’s the boss of the compensated dating…?!」

「…I heard that she stabbed a yakuza to death?!」

「…With such a beauty, no way?!」

「…But, she’s blond…she must’ve dyed it…」

「…She’s also wearing a blue contact lens…!!」

Senpai hears the whispers and smiled satisfied.

「…That”s right! I’m the worst delinquent in this school, Natou Nei-chan!!」

…The classroom became quiet in an instant.

Senpai…introduced herself quite indifferently after all…!

W-What an airhead…No, a bright and sociable person!!

「…T-Then why is such a delinquent senpai is poking her nose to Yoshida and my problem?! I feel that there’s a lot of misunderstanding here, this case is Yoshida and my problem only…Senpai’s not related at all!」

Endou tries to refuse Natou-senpai’s intervention logically.

…But you see.

This blond beauty senpai…won’t have that kind of reason go through her…

「…Sorry but, I’m related here, I’m the one who decides, not you!」

…Look.

Natou-senpai’s smiling face, turned to anger…!

The entire classroom froze instantly!!

「…The unrelated are unrelated! Get out already!! This is the first year’s classroom! Someone go and call Sensei! It’s fine if you call Yuzuki-sensei! It doesn’t matter who it is!! Hurry up and call someone!」

Endou’s…attacked with fear from his spine, and spoke loudly and forcibly!!

…There he goes, he snapped off…!

In the end, he’s just a obochan who’s’ pampered since childhood…!

His boiling point is really low.

The members of the class are also astonished…

Their favor for Endou is dropping rapidly!

Kobayashi and Omiya goes behind Endou sneakingly.

「…Hey, Endou…back down」

「…That’s right, you might not want to anger her that much!」

Endou turned towards the two…

「Huh??! What the hell is this woman?!」

Endou’s still on berserk…!

「…Endou, you don’t know?」

「…Recently, there’s two blonde delinquents that goes on hunting in the neighborhood」

「…Those delinquents even beat down Yakuza-san」

「…The blond duo of a scared face foreign and Japanese girl」

「…Their modus is to have them lower their guard with the beautiful Japanese girl and have the macho foreign girl beat them out with some strange martial arts……」

Omiya…He just said Margo-san as a macho…

You’ll get half-killed later…I think!

Get ready to have your bones broken…!

「…What the hell’s that?! There’s really that kind of people?!」

Endou seems to be skeptical of the story of the two!

「…There’s one! I’m telling the truth!」

「…Because, we」

「…Were beaten by them yesterday!!」

「…Our senpai was sent to the local hospital!」

「…Or rather, she sprinkled gasoline on Senpai’s car and set it on fire!」

「…The car flared up and it exploded!!」

「…Last night, there’s three people! A man with a black pro-wrestler mask!」「…That’s right, there’s a two meter tall guy too!」

「…They had at least twenty Molotov cocktails and they threw it out!!」

「…They’re so dangerous!」

「…They must be mental! They blew it away!」

「…They’re devils! They’re undead monster army!!」

Kobayashi, Omiya…sorry, that man’s me…

They remember me from the fear but…I’m not that big.

I also only held two bottles of gasolilne…!

「Ooh, So so you’re the guys last night! Sorry~ Did it hurt? Was it scary? Were you surprised?!」

…Yuzuki-sensei !

You examined Kobayashi’s gang beforehand and made us attack them on purpose…!!!

She’s really a devil teacher, she’s thorough in all respect!!2

「…Could it be that the foreign blonde person with a wound in her face, the one named Margo-san?」

One of the boy in glasses asked Natou-senpai.

Who’s he again?…He’s from the astronomy club.

If I recall, his name is Sugiura.

「Err, do you know Maru-chan?!」

「Yes…My elder sister graduated from this school last year…!」

「Ah, Is that so?1」

「Uhm…You see. She told me that there’s an American student who knows martial arts…」

「That’s right!!」

「…Two years ago, a male teacher used violence on a schoolgirl from the chorus club and that teacher got hemiplegia…!」

…Once again, the whole classroom is wrapped in silence.

…Eh, was there an incident like that?

「That’s right!…I’m a member of chorus club that time!!」

…Eh, seriously?!

「At that time, Maru-chan was really amazing! That teacher had both of his hands fractured and his internal organs ruptured, he’s living on a wheel chair right now! His face and nose is caved in and his chin is pulverized…He can’t talk or chew food for the rest of his life! Then after that, Maru-chan kicked that Teacher’s crotch really hard so he had his testicles removed and his anus replaced with an artificial one? Anyway, he got a body that won’t be able to sexually harass anymore so everyone can have a peace of mind…!!!」

Everyone’s dubmfounded…Yukino and Yamamine-san too.

Endou’s not just sweating but also has runny nose…

He’s completely teary eyed.

D-Did they really go that far?

T-They might’ve really done it.

If it’s these people…!

「I also burned down the kendo grounds, it became an incident after all. Also, Maru-chan had a wound on her cheek…that’s when I joined her!!」

Natou-senpai talks about it radiantly…

All of the first years are frozen…they can’t move.

For the first time in their lives , they have met something really frightening…

「Err, let’s go back to the story…Endou-chan?」

Natou-senpai returned her glance to Endou.

「…W-What?!」

Endou…is helplessly tremlbling!

「You’re playing baseball aren’t you?」

Senpai smiled.

「…If so, what would you do?」

Endou’s pretending to be tough…but his whole body is sweating already.

「You see…when you get fractures…the length of the right and left foot would differ. Endou-chan has long legs so it’s fine if your other leg’s shorter by five centimeter’s right?…」

Senpai’s angelic smile gave Endou a notice of Fear!

…S-Scary!!

A person who can say those with this smile on her face…is seriously dangerous!!

Endou’s…trembling in fear…!

…He’s too uncool!!

Yukino stares at Endou with tears on her eyes!!

「You see, you said that I was unrelated to this incident a while ago right? That’s not true at all! I like Yoshida-chan you know. Well, it’s just once sided but anyway, I like him. Quite a lot…!」

The angelic smile changed to a smile of the devil!

「That’s why, it can’t be helped you know…You injured my cute Yoshida-chan…! There’s no other choice isn’t it?」

Senpai breathed in deeply, then declared to the other students!

「…For your information , Endou-kun’s friends have the same offense! If ever you tried to ally yourself with Endou-chan and tried to give an unfavorable lie to the teachers about Yoshida-chan, I’ll definitely punish you along with Maru-chan…okay?」

Everyone’s still frozen hard.

Senpai returned to her angelic smile again.

「…Geez, don’t make such a face! I’m not telling you guys to turn the tables and lie for Yoshida-chan!…I’m just asking you all to tell the truth you know when the teachers asked you! Got it?!…Will you listen to Senpai’s request?!」

What is this loveliness that melts away everything…!!

「…Your response?!!」

「…Y-Yes!!」

Everyone except Endou and Yukino answered Natou-senpai.

「Unun, Good, looks good, looks good!!」

Senpai seems to be delighted..

「Now then, I finished my greetings with Endou-chan…Then, should we go, Yoshida-chan?!」

Senpai looks at me laughingly…!

「Eh…W-Where?!」

「My…didn’t you promise me that we’ll skip school and spend time on the rooftop?!」

D-Did I?

But…the eyes of the class is…

She’s such an excellent beauty and yet, Senpai is a devil in such an angelic face…anyway , they want her to get out sooner.

Those kind of eyes approaches me…!

Everyone’s seems to be unable to follow Natou-senpai’s high tension…!!

…Haa.

…It can’t be helped.

I skipped class the day before yesterday.

I didn’t attend class yesterday afternoon.

…I’m already a heading to the delinquent road.

「…Yoshida-chan, you got the 『snacks』from Katsun right? Bring those…!」

…Katsun?

Oh, Katsuko-san?

I see, the thing I got before coming to school…

That means, it was Yuzuki-sensei’s plan for me to skip classes with Senpai on the rooftop from the start.

「…Got it. Let’s go!」

I took out the package from my bag and take my leave.

The whole class vomit a sigh.

However…!

「…Wait!」

Yamamine-san called out to me?

「…Y-You can’t go, Yoshida-kun…You must take the class!」

When I turned around to her in surprise…

Yamamine-san stood up and lowered her head towards Natou-senpai!

「…Natou-senpai, please. Yoshida-kun’s a member of this class. Please let him attend the class with everyone!!」

…Senpai’s face bloomed.

「…I’m…not fond of being instructed by other people though!!」

Yamamine-san looks up and told Natou-senpai straight!!

「…Please don’t involve Yoshida-kun to bad stuff! I can understand that Natou-senpai expressly came to this classroom to help Yoshida-kun from his troubles. I think that you’re a good person. But…if he goes with Senpai, Yoshida-kun will become a deliniquent. He might be misunderstood by everyone in the class. That’s why…please don’t take Yoshida-kun…!」

…Yamamine-san.

…She’s really a good girl.

Natou-senpai gently smiled towards Yamamine-san’s words.

Should I say smile…or rather she walked determinedly and stood in front of Yamamine-san…?!

「…You’re good!」

Senpai put her hand under Yamamine-san’s chin and lifts her face…!

Yamamine-san got startled but…She let Senpai do what she want.

Senpai looks at Yamamine-san’s right and left face while holding up her chin with the right hand…!

She slowly observed her eyes, frame and ski.

「…Good! Absolutely good!!」

…W-what?!

「…Err, Yamamine-chan? What’s your first name?」

「…M-Megumi」

Yamamine-san is completely surprised from being touched by Senpai.

「…Megumi-chan. I quite like you!」

…L-Like?!

…Senpai, what on earth is this?????!!!

「…Your character is good too! You’re gentle, courageous!! That’s great!!! On top of that, you look great too!! Or rather…Isn’t this quite a lucky find? You’re trully good!!」

「…Uhm, Natou-san?」

Ignoring Yamamine-san’s question, Senpai turned to me…!

「…Yoshida-chan, this child would be a beauty if we polish her! That Shirasaka Yukino there won’t be a match! This child will change amazingly! This’ll become amazing if I just get my hands on the root!!」

…W-what?

…W-what are you saying so suddenly?!

「…Anyway, her face is perfect! If we just change the makeup and her hairstyle, she’ll become such a beauty! Her height is tall too, her body’s slender, her legs is slender too…her chest is a bit lacking but this is an individuality! Rather, it’s great that she has none! It’s obvious that her sensitivity is great!!」

Senpai’s rushing recklessly…!!

Is there no breaks? Does this person have any breaks?!!!

「…Megumi-chan, I’ve got a request!」

「…W-what?」

Yamamine-san is completely stunned.

Of course…She’s being suddenly praised…!

「…Marry Yoshida-chan!」

…Ha?

…W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-whaaaaaaat?!!!

「…Hey, Yoshida-chan, ask her too! There’s not much girls with such beauty, kindness and guts! Say『I’ll protect you forever so stay by my side』Or rather, say it already!」

…N-Natou-senpai, w-w-w-w-what are you saying?!!

Wawawawa…Yamamine-san’s bright red…!!

「…Hurry up! Kneel on the ground!!」

I-I don’t get it!

Anyway, I kneeled on the ground…!!

「…Sorry! Yamamine-san, I’m sorry for now!!」

Somehow…I can only speak apologies…

Anyway, I’ll say sorry…

Or rather, Natou-senpai looked towards the class this time…!

「…Okay, everyone! Listen! Attention!! From today onwards, Megumi-chan is Yoshida-kun’s! She’s his waifu! Lawful wife! A married lady! That’s why other boys shouldn’t lay their hands on her okay?! I’ll kill those who does!!」

…W-w-w-w-what are you saying?!

Waa…Yukino’s looking!

She’s glaring at me …!

…That’s not it!!

…That’s not how it is!!

「…Un, un! That’s good, isn’t it?! Megumi-chan, let’s play next time okay?! I’ll be teaching you how to use makeup! Oh right, I’ll also give you western clothes that suits you! I’ll give any clothes Megumi-chan wants! oh right, even accessories!. There’s also a cute ring but…Yoshida-chan should be putting that on Megumi-chan!! Unun! Let’s do that! Okay?!」

Don’t say「Okay?!」!!

Everyone’s hardened in different meaning since a while ago!

Yamamine-san’s flustered and her face is red.

She’s completely teary eyed…

Well, she’s certainly cute but…

Senpai looks at me with teasing eyes.

…That’s cruel. Natou-senpai.

You’re doing it too much…!!

「But, Megumi-chan, don’t worry…I’m only cherishing Yoshida-chan like my lil brother so I’ll be the Onee-chan, I won’t steal Yoshida-chan from Megumi-chan~! That’s why you two can take your time getting along!!」

Yamamine-san’s face is too red…ah, she cried.

Y-You made her cry, hey!

W-w-w-w-what should we do?!!!

「I see, you’re so happy that you cried! Unun! Then it seems that the marriage is decided, should we go to the roof then? My cute little brother, Yoshida-chan~! Don’t forget the food…!」

Senpai’s really enjoying this.

Should I say that her character is bad?…

Well, everyone around Yuzuki-sensei is right that but

「Sorry…Natou-senpai’s just making fun. It’s just a joke」

「Eeh, I’m serious though! You’re already married! You two are a couple already!!」

「…Shut up for a moment!!」

When I told Natou-senpai 「Shut up」Everyone in the class raised an 「Oooh!」voice

…That’s not it!

…We don’t have that kind of relationship!!

…A-Anyway…I think that everyone here won’t be able to concentrate on their class when i’m here…I’ll be going to the rooftop with Senpai for now Yamamine-san, I’m sorry that you had to go through this…!」

I told Yamamine-san.

Yamamine-san’s covered her face with both of her hands and cried calmly!

「…Yoshida-chaaan!…That’s not it right?」

Natou-senpai looks at me…!

「…What?」

「…You should say your thanks right?!」

…That’s right, Yamamine-san.

…Objected Natou-senpai for my sake.

…She’s the only member of the class who spoke frankly!

「…T-Thanks, Yamamine-san!!」

Yamamine-san who lowered her face while crying looks up at me slowly.

With eyes of surprise…!

Our eyes met…

「Thank you…really, thank you…!」

…I feel Yukino’s eyes.

…Yukino’s glaring.

…Yukino is.

1. 200 chaps later, this line will make sense ↩

2. Sasuga Ainz-sama ↩