177 5.66 Don'st Look For Trouble, Unless Trouble Looks For You First!

"As I've said Mr Imperial Guard, please don't use caps because it's hurting my eyes very much. Please, the distance between you and we are very near. We are not on different ends of this village."

"People are looking at you, looking so flustered and all. All your veins are now appearing in your necks and forehead. This is not the way to show authority in front of a highly prestigious man, like our Excellency."

'Look, he may be a bit embarrassed at the way you are acting right now and he must be thinking, am I hiring baboons or a skilled Imperial Guard... "

Hearing me say this angered the Imperial Guard more and he shouted, "IT IS MY SCRIPT. I DON'T CARE. WEBNOVEL WILL INCLUDE HTML TAGS SOON AND THIS CONVO I HAVE WITH YOU CAN BE BOLD AND ITALIC! SO YOU SNIVELLING KID, GO RUNOFF TO YOUR MUMMY AND HIDE IN HER HAKAMA, GO...!"

"That's it, you hairy balls gobbling turkey! You are asking for it now!"

"Kind Sir, since you asked me to run inside my mummy's hakama, and I don't even know who my parents were, or I may say that I could be an illegitimate child, the last time I heard was that she died during childbirth."

"Since you knew my mummy, why don't you aid me by looking for her grave and kowtow for her 7 times and bring back her tombstone for me. Since you are so highly knowledgeable while being assigned to protect with your incessant hollering."

"You see, His Excellency is turning beet red in an embarrassment of hiring such an intelligent and highly nincompoop."

"Alright, it is enough. Behave professionally. You are not a kid to argue with a kid. Act your age and follow orders and be rational."

The Mayor finally spoke to stop the sputtering nonsense of his favourite Imperial Guard.

"Oh, thank you so much, Your Excellency. We are so revered in your presence and wisdom."

I started my show to make them feel lower than dog shit on the pavement!

The Mayor sized me up and ignored me, while he stood and faced Hiko-sama. I sauntered over and stood beside Hiko-sama and took his hand and patted my own head... My actions seem to add fuel to the fire, further angering the screaming hyena.

"As this man had said earlier, this is a residential area, and if you want to conduct business, do it in the business district or trading district. This is a residential area and is not suitable for business and I think the buildings here are unfit to be erected. I suggest that these buildings be demolished immediately, and ceased its operations with immediate effect."

The Mayor spoke in his authorities voice as he stressed on destroying everyone's future

"Your Excellency, would you mind me answering on behalf of my stepfather? He is not feeling well these past few weeks and he is having a very bad stomach cramp, which we suspect is an ulcer or gastric, due to his dedication and commitment to serve the country, since most times he does not have enough rest, constantly on the guard and may have breakfast during dinner time and have lunch during breakfast and dinner during his lunch... Tsk... Tsk... Tsk. ."

"Your Excellency, if you would and you could, in your wisest of knowledge, are able to point for us an empty locale or a building or factory or even an empty lot or plot of land within Kitakata business or trading district, I would swear upon my mother's grave that we will demolish the building this very instant without a peep or a poop."

"Would Your Excellency be kind enough to lead my poor stepfather? Look, he's forever stuck in this frown look because he is trying to fight the pain and sufferings that he had undergone through the years of serving you and slaying hundred of men under your name."

The Mayor was silent for some time before he spoke again.

"No, there is no locale, building, factory or any piece of empty land in the business or trading district. But look, this is residential district, no one should conduct business here especially constructing so many barns on these 2 pieces of land with so many men and women milling around that people might think you are running a harem club or a whorehouse."

"You, Hiko Seijuro, under the orders of The Royal Highness, command the demolition of the buildings right now. This is also a direct order from me and so you saré commit insubordination?"

"You were from the shogunate, so you'd better listen to specific instructions and orders. I tell you know, this place is unsafe for the residents and I don't know who approved the construction of the buildings here in the first place. Those who dare opposes this matter will be seriously dealt with!"

I bowed at him, turned my head and raised my arm at my guard and said, "Please call the foreman who is in charge of this construction."

The guard ran and called to his former boss that the Young Master is calling for him, and the Mayor is here too. The foreman ran and stood beside me and he bowed deeply before the Mayor.

"Your Excellency, for your general knowledge, this is Kayu-San and he is the Head Of Buildings And Construction from your Municipal Hall of Kitakata. Ever since there's no more construction to be developed here in this village, he has decided to become a humble furniture proprietor instead."

"Before we initially even began to break this ground, we had acquired from your Office about running a business. Sensei, please take out the receipt and permit to run a business here, our corporate account book, the agreed proposal from the Head of treasurer and the blueprint for the land and plot, thank you."

Hiko-sama brought all the ammunition because the Mayor now is a bit dumbfounded as now he is facing an 11-year-kid while he has one foot in the grave already." We had made the necessary inquiries on how we could run a business here in Kitakata."

"We spoke to the Business Registration Office under your Administration, and they realised that there are no more places for us to operate a business because this village business and trade infrastructure has already been stagnant. Potential businessman, tradesman and entrepreneurs who wished to open a trade here were all turned down because of..."

"Lack of land space and has no future in the development of turning this village into a town. In general terms, this village has no potential growth at all, whether its residential, business or trade."

"However, when we told the Business and Registration Office that we are currently living in the innermost District, the request to register a business trade name was immediately approved."

"That means the person who had issued this permit knew that we are using this residential part here as a business area. We were even asked to produce this business permit who requested about running a business in the residential area."

"Secondly, we had gone to the Plot and Land Department and managed to acquire these 2 blueprints for the lot size, underground aqueduct as well as the sewerage line. The person in charge who has issued these blueprints to us has asked both of us for the reasons in acquiring these blueprints."

"When we explained that we need to build and construct a building for business purposes, and when we asked for his good references of engineers, he highly recommends Kayu-San, a person of high integrity and knowledge that would give us the best solution and recommendations for our building needs."

"Your Excellency, if these 2 pieces of land were not suitable for building a business, would the person from the Plot and Land Department be crazy enough to destroy his own rice bowl and suffer your wrath in committing insubordination towards you?"

"Before we even began to consult kayu-san here, we first headed to the Treasury and opened a corporate account. We showed our ID to the Head of Treasurer, stating that we had just opened a business account in the Business Registration Department, and within our residential area and he commented very good!"

"He even explained the interest rate of the savings account, time deposit account as well as a corporate account. What we are doing right now, is help raise the economy as well as supporting your infrastructure by making huge deposits in your Treasury."

"We also had an approval agreement that the Head of Treasurer does support us 100%. Here, please do take a look at the proposal and then take a peek at our lowly and humble corporate account. A fat, rich Treasury would attract more investments from within and external, am I right to say this, Your Excellency?"

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The Mayor handed back our business permit, receipt and blueprints, while he took the proposal agreement signed by the Head of Treasurer and confirmed that it is legit since there was the Treasury stamp on it.

The moment the Mayor opened up our corporate accounts book, the screaming and blabbering baboon nearly vomited blood. The Mayor just nodded his head and confirmed the deposits made within a 30 days window were more than a quarter-million gold coins.

That damn fool thought it was in bronze or copper coins, but when he saw the frequency of the deposits in gold, he felt that he was the damn fool that needs to crawl back in his mother's hakama.

"May we have the proposal and corporate bank account please, Your Excellency," I asked as the Mayor handed it back to me and I passed it to Hiko-sama for safekeeping.

The Mayor was filled with interest in how a business of this miniscule scale can achieve such an astronomical height.

"After making the necessary deposit, we headed down to the furniture shop and invited the Head of Buildings and Constrictions over to these pieces of land and open up our ideas of building a house and a warehouse to conduct our business."

"If this idea was rejected and disapprove, would our kind and humble Head of Buildings and Constructions approve of such ideas? Would he compromise gold coins just to risk his life for nothing? He would definitely be digging his own grave if he does something that is definitely 100% not in your favour, am I correct, Your Excellency?"

"We had also checked with the Land and Property Tax Office and was informed by them that we are going to build a business building in the residential zone of Hiko-sama's Residences. Those group of people are aware that we are planning to construct a business building here and informed us the land tax for a single building differs from a single storey residential house."

"And a 2 storey residential property tax is double. If this practice is disallowed, then no one would pass such information to us, wasting their time and effort. If a No is a NO, no two NOs can make a YES, am I right to contest this?"

"So we then proceeded to perform a groundbreaking ceremony and built an additional residential house and a warehouse cum workshop. The moment we heard our next-door neighbour wanted to move to their daughter's house in a smaller village, we acquired the land from them. And changed their title deed to Hiko-sama' name."

"I do beg for your forgiveness, Your Excellency, if you find that constructing these business buildings here, and contributing to the economic infrastructure to ensure a future growth to Kitakata, while we managed to get these approvals from the people who were considered as competent in their field of expertise chosen by Your Excellency, do you think that the root of the problems lies in the administration of your Office that you had carefully chosen?"

"In that the case, Your Excellency should immediately terminate and place those who had committed such direct opposition to your instructions and orders in prisons for their deeds."

"These people who had approved the processes are your very own staff. Does it show you are incompetent in delegating your duties or you had come here based on merely inaccurate and infamous hearsay?¥

"Should you prevent the future growth of this village as Your Excellency has been appointed by his Royal Highness, the Emperor of Japan? Or you would let us operate our businesses as usual and make this village prosper under your name."

"The monies in the treasury has gained interest, and that means the government has taken part or all of its funds in there to strengthen its garrison, militia or the Imperial Army that serves you, am I true to state this fact?"

"Please forgive me, Your Excellency. The land that you had set foot right now belongs solely to Hiko Seijuro and it is now considered as a private property, and as a private property, we have little or no tolerance on such intrusions by people who had total disrespect for others, as well as those towards whom they serve, which means you, Your Excellency,,,."

"We had done with our part here and we do not wish or desire to abide by your instructions or orders to destroy the business and its buildings, because we provide livelihood to these people, whom in turn pays their taxes to you, as you too acquire your monthly wages and your Imperial Guards from there, am I right to point this out?

"In general terms, we the citizens of Kitakata, are paying for your goddamned salaries!"

"So without further ado, let these people be properly employed, so that they would be able to pay for their taxes to the government as well as helping the trading district to grow. Thank you very much, Your Excellency, we have made our point clear to you and would stand by our decisions, no matter what! "

"Fasuto Japan KabushikiGaisha would like to thank you for your kind visit, taking your time and effort to track here with these men, and if you liked to stay for snacks and tea, please... you will be cordially received and welcome as our most honourable guest, Your Excellency. If not, you are dismissed and may return to where you come from. Thank you and Adios Amigo... Brengsek!"

No words came out from the group of pea-brained butthole scratching apes as they all turned and walked away.

"Oh YES! Before we forget, please send our regards to the ranger that was hogtied with a piece of stick up his tiny crabby asshole! Tell him don't mess with the Banditos, or ended up like Toast!"

"God! Where's my drink? My God, you people. At least offer me a chair to sit, fan me as I talk incessantly, offer me an ice-cold Strong Zero and have some of the girls to massage my shoulders. Where's that Mr Director? Good for nothing, freeloading on the food that the 4 aunties had cooked for us. Never even lift up a finger to help me count how many manpower we need to add. Gawwwddd..... A drink... Someone get me a drink..... Huuuaaarrrghhhhh..... "

I complained to the set because I had not slept for more than 24hours just to make our readers anticipate the growth of this series.

Huuuuuaaaarrrrgggghhhhhhhh

Hiko-sama quickly gave me several cups of sake to calm my nerves and relax.

"Where did you learn how to TALK like that? You didn't even bow at him when he leaves. He was speechless... Ara ma. Now I know how a Hitokiri kills using his tongue....!"

Hahahhahahaha haha.... See la, Mess with the Best, Die like the Rest.

"Hey kid, how did you know he sent the guy with a stick butt?"

"Just my gut feelings and also there's no expression when I told him to send my regards to the Nozoki Ana."

"Do you think we are under his radar now? It does seem to be if not he won't be coming here just to tell us to shut down the business based from his subordinates instigating him over this kind of matters."

Kami asked me since the way the Mayor was acting was rather disturbing.

"Don't worry, even if we are under his radar, his minions would do the dirty work for him. We will make his stature if he makes another underhanded move like that."

"Every people we catch doing this to us or any other employees here, we would not let them off the hook so easily. I would make sure we parade them in public and paint his body, "That so and so made me do this and this is what I get."

"Alright people, please gather up. I have an announcement to make. And please bring that rubbish over here and place some distances away. Thank you."

After I had mentioned this, all the workers stopped their work and place the rubbish where I pointed at.

"As you can see just who had come and visited our Fasuto Japan KabushikiGaisha right? If anyone were to double-cross any of us or any of you to create sabotage, unrest, riot or any other negative effects on the company, the operations or its employees, remember this... We would not take immediate action against the person."

"Take for example the person is this bag of rubbish. Would anyone turn against us and each other just for a mere few pieces of gold coin? If anyone has such information, please come forward and inform us."

"Don't end up like this piece of trash that no one wants and accepts in Fasuto Japan."

I made a handseal and out came Fire Release that immediately consumed the bag of rubbish.

"Anyone who is a traitor I will BURN him or her like this rubbish here! Go and spread the news to your friends and families when you go back home or change your shift."

Everyone present watched Fire that came out from my hands and ignited the pile of rubbish and the heat was tremendous that people can feel the heat of the Fire Release from a few meters away.

They shuddered at the sight and vowed never turn their tails against the company, its operations or its employees.

Plebs are simple-minded and sometimes just a little demonstration of power and authority like these would make them fear of being easily instigated.

"Hey, kid! Stop burning things around or else the fire department will come and charge you for sending a false alarm."

I looked back and walked towards the voice with a killer intent that he toppled from his foldaway chair.