96 Volume 2 Omake/Specials 1

Warriors training~~~

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What is a warrior anyway?

You're probably going to say what they fight in wars?

You're probably correct.

But what makes a warrior?

His gruelling training? The hardships he has went through to climb at the top and stand on it to see the vast horizon? His multiple character arcs that break him down and build him back up more stronger than before?

Maybe, But how do you become a warrior?

Sheer will? Tenacity? The mindset of never giving up? To stand back up in the face of adversity? To get your uncle gunned down on the street? To get your rich parents robbed and gunned down in an alley? To escape from your dying planet and land on a farm where you are told to be good to people? Or get a magic ring and lamp?

There's so much more to mention but it would take 3 days to list multiple origin stories.

To learn what makes a warrior and in turn learn what it is to become a hero. We must observe a man, who's already so strong yet he keeps on training.

It is ingrained in him, drilled into his psyche to never stop trying to improve.

That man is Kazama Haruki.

Let us observe what he does, so we could understand how to become one of the strongest warriors in history.

The very same man was doing a strict training regimen.

It was...

100 push-ups

100 sit-ups

100 squats

And 10km Running

He Does it...

EVERY

SINGLE

DAY!

without missing a beat. he does it religiously, perhaps if we make it into a habit we might understand how to take our first step into the path of the warrior.

After that quick warm-up he would wipe the sweat in his body and He would drink p*kari. I for one prefer ya*ult, but I guess p*kari would do the trick.

After that part 2 of the very harsh training he would move on to the most important part of the day.

Now let me relay his words, "It is crucial that you DO NOT forget to do this."

He would first sit down in a lotus position, he would channel his aura or his chi into a single point. It was near his chest. After that he would instantly stand up, His aura or his chi would spread around his body.

He would put his right foot backwards, he would position his torso to receive any attack at any moment. He would put both his hands on the right side of his body as if he was holding a ball, and defending it from getting stolen. His muscles tensed up suddenly.

He would gather chi or aura once more into that point, Then he said it was the most important part of this phase.

It is to scream from the top of your lungs.

The breathing techniques are as follows:

"KaaaaaaaaaaaaaMeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"

Then before you shout the final breathing technique. You must thrust both your hands upwards or forwards, but he said it was preferable if you aim upwards.

It would be dangerous if you got someone he said. Such an upstanding citizen I say!

Now for the final breathing technique:

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

He put his soul into shouting it... All of his training, Day by day he toiled just for this moment.

He did his best...

And yet, nothing happened.

He just shouted into the air like an idiot. What is he doing!? I'm going to check. Oh! Wait! If you look closely he's crying! WTF!? why is he crying!?

Let's get closer to hear what he's saying.

"Fuck!! It didn't work again! Just what am I doing wrong!? How long will I keep up this futile struggle..."

"No...Naruto never gave up.... Maybe just maybe... Someday I might be able to do it!! Alright! I'm so pumped I'm going to go grab a bite!"

It seems ladies and gentlemen, the search for the path of the warrior would continue... Oh wait... Someone just approached him.

(It's so early in the goddamn morning and you keep doing this dumb shit! We have neighbors now! You can't keep shouting from the top of you fucking lungs each day!

What are you!? Razor Ramon?! Some people are sleeping!)

"But it's already noon..."

(You fucking talking back to me!? Wipe your sweat and come eat lunch!)

Oh shit! She just hit him in the head! One of the strongest hunters in remnant is whipped!?

Perhaps the path to be a warrior is harder than I thought. Now I understand first we must scale the wall called becoming a riajuu... then maybe... just maybe we could become stronger...

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Emerald and Cinder's cooking show~~~

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"Hello Everyone! I'm emerald!" Said the green haired girl as she waved in front of the camera.

"And I'm Cinder!" Said the black haired girl dressed in red as she smiled seductively.

"And this is EC cooking!!" Said the two at the same time.

*cough!* "Before we start the show we would like to introduce our guest for today, and I may say that he holds a special place in our hearts." Emerald said as she held her cheeks and waved around like an idiot.

"Please Welcome Kazama Haruki!!" Cinder said as she pointed towards Haruki sitting on the table waiting.

"Ah! Hello! it's a pleasure to be here. Hehehe" He said shyly as he scratched the back of his head.

Pyrrha on the other hand was observing the three, "What the hell are you guys doing? where's Neo?"

Haruki smiled towards Pyrrha, "Neo is with Winter doing some shopping or something.

As for us, well as you can see we're doing a cooking show."

Pyrrha's eyebrows twitched as she stared at Haruki. "Hah? There is no set! I would know because I've done a commercial before!"

Haruki shrugged his shoulders, "It's the vlog thingy that's getting a little popular lately, I heard it's all the rage these days."

Pyrrha face palmed, "Okay, I guess I'll play along. Who suggested this idea? Are you guys that bored?"

Emerald shyly raised her arm, "I wanted to create vlogs because I'm bored...

And I want to be a RemnantTuber! A popular vlogger."

"And I have always wanted to know what it's like to be on camera." Haruki shyly crossed his fingers together.

Pyrrha ignored Haruki and stared at Cinder, "What about you Cinder? how did these two idiots rope you in this?"

Cinder looked down on the floor, too embarrassed to look at Pyrrha in the eyes.

"It was your idea wasn't it? this whole cooking show thing?" Pyrrha narrowed her eyes as she stared at Cinder.

"Moving on it seems we have another surprise guest! None other than Miss Pyrrha Nikos!! The Goddess of Victory!" Cinder ignored Pyrrha's remark and proceeded with the show.

"It's time to create our dish for today! First thing on the Menu is Cinder's favorite dessert!"

"Almond Jelly!" Emerald showed a picture of what the finished product would look like.

"Oooohhh!!" Haruki played a clip of people cheering, a stock sfx he found on the net. Pyrrha was silent observing the entire shitstorm that these idiots were doing.

"Why would you do a dessert first!?" Pyrrha retorted.

"Firstly you combine 1 cup of water and 1 cup of milk in a sauce pan. Add 1 pack of unflavored jelly powder and mix until dissolved." Emerald said as she read the entire process in monotone. Like a robot.

"You're just going to ignore me huh?"

As Cinder did what emerald instructed, She scooped up a spoonful and tried to feed Haruki with it.

"Aaahn~" She said as the spoon neared his mouth. Haruki backed away slowly, "Uhm cinder... that's boiling unflavored jelly water you know..."

Cinder just giggled, "Steve~ Steve~ I know no flirting on set. hehehe."

"Who the hell is Steve!?" Pyrrha retorted as she clutched her head thinking that this entire crap is a pain.

"Aaand were done!" Emerald said.

"Huuuhhh!!!??? What the hell happened to the cooking process!?"

"I opened a pack of almond jelly. it's a pain to follow the instructions word for word..." Emerald scratched her head.

"Hey! I was saving that for tonight!" Cinder dashed towards emeralds direction.

"Oi! What about the show!"

"Fuck that! No book is going to tell me what to do!" Emerald screamed as she ran away from cinder.

Haruki on the other hand was clutching his burning mouth. you could see tears at the corner of his eyes.

Cinder on the other hand chased emerald with her maiden powers. The entire set was on chaos, so Pyrrha had no choice but to face the camera.

"We'll return after these short messages!" She waved at the camera.

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For some reason Webnovel wont let me publish this chapter awhile ago. Was that a bug? Sorry this was late.