Push open the dormitory door and meet him with the fat man's smelly heel and melon seed skin all over the ground. If it is normal, Han Shuo will cross the river composed of melon seed skin without changing his face, ignore the fat man's smelly feet and roll back to his territory calmly.
But today is different. Today, there are Jiujiu. Who is Jiujiu? I don't know who she is. She has lived for thousands of years. Although her appearance looks soft and weak and has no deterrent, who knows if she has a big move. Like the big boss in the online game, the more harmless her appearance is, the more dangerous it is. In case she is unhappy, will she give a big move to the children in their dormitory~
Han Shuo was deeply sad and felt that he had become an old maid~
The fat man doesn't understand the darkness of the night during the day and Han Shuo's melancholy. He grinned and revealed a leek on his front teeth. Han Shuo couldn't bear to turn his head. NIMA has a woman here. Can you not be forced~
"Did you sleep well last night? I specially chose a place for you to bask in the moon ~" the fat man slapped down, and Han Shuo instantly broke half his shoulder. With so much strength, he was going to kill his rhythm~
"Roll ~" thousands of words into one word.
"I'll go! I deserve to lose my sister ~" the fat man muttered, scratched his feet and went back to the computer table to continue playing games.
Han Shuo turns back and looks at Jiujiu in his dormitory without expression. He falls into deep meditation. NIMA's Jiujiu really can't afford it~
"Your dormitory stinks, the people in your dormitory are boring, and the people in your dormitory are very funny ~" a series of parallelism sentences pressed Han Shuo to the ground and couldn't pull it out.
Before Han Shuo calmed down, the fourth in the dormitory ran naked from the bathroom. Han Shuo had the impulse to mosaic the key parts of the fourth in an instant. It's really not good. It's better to use scissors once and for all. NIMA, do you know there are women here? You dare to walk the bird ~ (`□ ')~
"He's not as tall as you, so he doesn't need inferiority complex ~" Jiujiu consciously understood Han Shuo's depressed expression as inferiority complex, comfortingly patted Han Shuo on the shoulder, sat in front of Han Shuo's computer, skillfully turned on the computer, went on QQ, downloaded the game, and made the action in one go without pause. Han Shuo was depressed instantly.
Nima, are you sure you're a ghost hundreds of years ago, not just dead? You're so skilled at playing computer ~ it's unscientific~
What's more unscientific is that the children in the dormitory turned a blind eye to the shining white light and unmanned computer. Han Shuo immediately looked like eating shit. NIMA's absolutely forced to hang up~
"Don't you just don't wear underwear ~ as for dying and living?" the fourth patted Han Shuo on the shoulder. I understand your expression on his face. "I know your inferiority is not as long as me, but this thing is born and can't envy ~"
Han Shuo's face is green~
Nima discusses the length of this in front of women. What about your shame, your outlook on life and values ~ fourth, you have fallen~
As the only woman in the dormitory, Jiujiu said she had no pressure. She calmly glanced back at Han Shuo's lower body, glanced at Lao Si's lower body, and spit out a sentence "yours is longer than him ~"
Han Shuo burst into tears in an instant. NIMA, are you still a woman? Even if you are a ghost, is it appropriate to fall so willingly ~ is it appropriate~
Jiujiu doesn't understand Han Shuo's heart. He runs all the way and looks at gossip calmly. In addition to a fat man's national scolding, "my grass, who's the next thing? The Internet speed is slow into Diao. Is the third one you ~"
The third man who checked the data was also shot lying down, silently raised his head, gave the fat man a sad look, and then silently turned off the computer to show that he was innocent.
The fat man who thought that the Internet speed would be better after the old three turned off the computer was depressed again. Even without the old three, the Internet speed was still very slow. Even opening a web page was like pulling a cart. The fat man silently turned off the computer and lay dead in bed.
Han Shuo turned his head and looked at the culprit Jiujiu who caused the Internet speed to slow down. Jiujiu said he had no pressure on the grudge of the fat man. He still went his own way in the game. He even talked high with a netizen named white lady who didn't understand love. Looking at the rapidly rolling screen, instead of small roses popping out, Han Shuo felt that the world was crazy.
Facts have proved that there is no worst, only worse. Han Shuo looked constipated when eating. Under Jiujiu's instructions, he bought five kinds of dishes, all of which were meat, braised meat, potato stew, braised chicken, cold pig ears and braised beef. In a moment, Han Shuo's meal card was 20 less, leaving a decimal and a 2 to laugh at the madness of the whole world.
At Jiujiu's strong request, Han Shuo took two pairs of chopsticks and two bowls, and then put them on a double table.
The fat man who had dinner with Han Shuo was not happy. A big cake face was wrinkled into a ball. His eyes were smaller, like a small grain of sand in the sea~
"Second, what do you mean? You don't want to have dinner with me and just say it. As for such a shameful person ~" the fat man pouted. You're ruthless. You're unreasonable. It's just that you're lower than the average person's level. Instead of expressing your original grievances, you seem particularly happy, so Jiujiu laughed with laughter~
Han Shuo covers his face. He doesn't know the goods. You're so embarrassing, NIMA. Do your parents know? You're the only one who lost it to the ghost~
"You can't get through ~" the fat man put a large portion of braised beef noodles on the table. The rice bowl and the table produce a bang sound due to the interaction of force, which is very deterrent, if you don't look at the fat man's face~
"It's not over." Han Shuo shook his head and joked. In the past, what should Jiujiu do? If Jiujiu is unhappy, it's you, fat man. Han Shuo refused fat man with righteous words under the banner of thinking about his roommate.
But Han Shuo's action means another thing to the fat man. I just dislike you and don't want to sit with you. How about you bite me and bite me~
The fat man with excessive brain tonic wrongfully returned to the rice window with braised beef noodles, packed them and gave Han Shuo a look you were waiting for me.
Han Shuo ~ I'm innocent~
After watching the performance of fat man and Han Shuo, Jiujiu calmly picked up chopsticks, picked up a piece of beef, took it to his mouth, chewed it, and commented on "it's a little old ~"
Han Shuo
"Why can you eat? What do they do when they see it?" Han Shuo realized that now they are in the canteen. What is the most important thing in the canteen? It's not food, it's people. Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. Where there are rivers and lakes, there are legends. As a ghost, NIMA, you dare to eat so blatantly. You're going against the rhythm of the sky.