Chapter 25 - You Are The Best Female

Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation

Ye Zhizhi saw that his thoughts had gone astray and wished that she could pick up a stone and knock it on his head. “What is the early sign of estrus? Your brain only has estrus in it, right? Menstruation is menstruation. It’s something that every woman has, okay?”

“This is the estrus period. What nonsense are you talking about?” Rong Zhan was helpless for a moment and lamented that Ye Zhizhi was really pitiful. She did not even know about such an important thing as estrus. Could it be that the elders in her tribe had abandoned her without even mentioning this to her? He couldn’t help but feel heartache as he reached out and touched her head.

“So annoying.” Ye Zhizhi pounded him. “What you need to think about now is not the estrus period, but how to deal with this trouble of mine!” When her period arrived, her temper turned inexplicably a little irritable. Seeing Rong Zhan’s pained expression, without thinking much, Ye Zhizhi knew what the hell he was thinking about.

“What’s annoying? You just don’t know anything — the orcs have a menstrual period once a year, and about half a month after, they will enter the estrus period. With this menstrual period, it is enough to prove that you are not some level two cripple. You are the best female in the world…”

Rong Zhan explained while congratulating her excitedly. He even carried her up and spun her around on the spot.

Ye Zhizhi held back her screams and kept taking deep breaths while being on the verge of breaking down. When she hugged his neck, she could not help but use her short nails to dig into his flesh! She angrily said, “Stop talking nonsense and quickly think of some ways.” She had explained a thousand times that she was a human, yet, Rong Zhan’s brain had determined that she was an orc. How could it be that a woman like her did not know more about menstruation than he did?!

The most troublesome thing now was that there were no menstrual pads in this world, so how was she going to solve this big problem? Because the situation was quite special, she might get infected. She did not want to get gynecological diseases!

Rong Zhan listened to her words and shrugged his shoulders in confusion. “You don’t have to go out. I’ll help you look for food outside. I’ll take good care of you.”

“Who asked you to take care of me!” Ye Zhizhi glared at him angrily.

In her mind, she was already pondering about what the ancient people did during their menstrual periods. Perhaps, she could use the available resources to make some menstrual bands. She had read in a book that the ancient people used soft, long strips of cloth along with some grass ash, cotton, and other absorbent things and tied it up. Although it was not very useful, it was still better than nothing.

“Carry me back…” Ye Zhizhi was in so much pain that she did not want to walk at all. Rong Zhan did not say another word. He carefully carried her into the cave. After that, Ye Zhizhi instructed him “Help me bring my clothes over. Also, help me find some cotton and the ash from the fire outside.”

Ye Zhizhi sat on the pile of grass and tore the cotton t-shirt that she had brought from modern times into pieces of cloth of the same size. Rong Zhan had already found everything that she wanted. “What do you need me to do next?”

“There’s no need. Just wait by the side.” Ye Zhizhi picked up a needle and thread and began to sew. The crooked stitches looked very comical.

Rong Zhan, who was at the side, knew that she had started to come up with some strange ideas again. He could not help but go up to her. “Are you sure you don’t need my help?”

“What can you help me with?” Ye Zhizhi glanced at him from the corner of her eyes. She only thought that he was a thick-headed person and didn’t want him to intervene. When the two sides of the menstrual belt were sewn up, she grabbed a handful of plant ash and put it in. However, the moment she placed it in, ash started to fly out from the bottom of the stitch.

For a moment, Ye Zhizhi felt mentally and physically exhausted. When had she ever done such a thing? If her clothes were damaged, they would be thrown away, and she would buy new ones. There had never been a lack of sanitary products. Now, she had to sew this thing herself. Ye Zhizhi could not help but frown as she looked at the failed product in her hand.

When the plant ash flew up, it made her face mottled like a little kitten..