“Wow wow wow! Since when did you two? How come I have no idea about this? Do my parents know?” Jiang Sheng asked Jiang Huo in a low voice.
“What when?” Jiang Huo pretended he didn’t get it and asked with a smile.
Jiang Sheng immediately rolled his eyes at Jiang Huo, “Are you playing dumb? Then what should I call him ? Uncle? Or auntie? ”
“Auntie, of course! He will be your second uncle’s wife from now on.”
Jiang Huo rubbed Jiang Sheng’s hair hard, as if he was lecturing him about this.
“Ha-ha, your wife, he doesn’t even agree with me calling him auntie! And he even seems to hate you.”
Jiang Sheng immediately patted Jiang Huo’s hand off and added, “I’m not a child now. I do have a husband, so please stop kissing me! My man would get jealous.”
“Huh! Do you know who’s the one to change your diapers when you were a baby? Who coaxed you to sleep? Who picked you up from school? Now you have grown up and have a man! And your uncle, me, wouldn’t even be able to kiss you? ”
Jiang Huo frowned and made a look of dissatisfaction.
“When my baby is born, you may kiss the baby, and then take good care of him in the way you used to take care of me before.”
“Wow! You are tricking me to take care of your baby now? You do have some balls, huh? ”
He rubbed Jiang Sheng’s hair hard again. His voice sounded reluctant, but his eyes were full of love.
“It’s none of my business! You are the one who wants to kiss a baby!” Jiang Sheng muttered.
“Auntie, please take your man away. He just won’t stop rubbing my hair and it’s really annoying.” Jiang Sheng complained.
“You can tell him to kill himself. I feel better when he’s not in my sight.”
Pei Hao cursed, but he did not deny that Jiang Huo was his man.
“Did you hear it? He wants you to kill yourself.”
Jiang Sheng looked sideways at Jiang Huo.
Jiang Huo heard that and smiled brightly, “Don’t worry. He won’t let that happen. He would be the first one to cry his heart out when I’m dead.”
He got up and walked to Pei Hao. Then he sat down behind him and asked, “Right? Pei Hao.”
“Why don’t you actually try it and see if I will shed a single tear?”
Pei Hao crossed his arms across his chest and stared coldly at the fruit knife on the tea table, as if he was telling him to stab himself to death.
Jiang Huo slightly raised his eyebrows; then he took the knife with a smile and rolled up his sleeves.
Just as he was about to cut down, Pei Hao’s eyes widened. He slapped the knife away and scolded him angrily, “Are you f**king crazy?”
His breath was fast and he was clearly frightened since his chest was heaving obviously.
“Didn’t you ask me to kill myself? I was just listening to you! Why are you freaking out? Are you afraid that I will really die? ”
Pei Hao was frightened out of his wits already while Jiang Huo was still in the mood to smile, and he was even smiling handsomely.
Pei Hao was so angry that he raised his hand and gave Jiang Huo a slap right away, “Is it f**king fun to scare me?”
“Of course not. I just want to see if you will worry about me.”
Jiang Huo stopped laughing. He grabbed Pei Hao’s hand which had slapped him and kissed it with love, although his face got really hurt.
“You can slap me in the future. Just tell me! I’ll slap myself so that you won’t hurt your own hand.” And he rubbed Pei Hao’s palm again.
“Don’t being slick to me. If you ever dare to scare me next time, I’ll literally kill you.”
Pei Hao then took his hand back angrily and wouldn’t let Jiang Huo rub it. He was still looking outrageous.
But Pei Hao was just as grumpy as usual. There was no telling whether he was really angry or he was just saying it.
Most likely, he was just saying it, not really that mad.
Jiang Huo might have sensed it and smiled again, “I won’t scare you next time. I’m afraid you’d worry sick about me .”
“F**k off!”
‘Damn it, he just couldn’t be serious.
That is why I hate him. This prick always takes a step further and gets my heart on fire.’