The brain circuits of adults are sometimes more strange than those of children. It is a basic operation to associate one thing with another.
Sometimes, it is not difficult to infer the complete crime scene from only a little broken clues.
Logical thinking is as strong as Sherlock Holmes.
According to the current key points:
Lost money... I don't go home every day... In the afternoon, a girl came home... Sang love songs, plus the phone on the day of the release
It's only one step away from the iron case.
Finally, Qi Guojun found a pile of foam lunch boxes and napkins printed with the words "Fulin Hotel", the best restaurant in Shangbei.
This, the four parents make up for it by themselves. In love, they overestimate their strength and spend lavishly, highlighting the image of the black sheep of men's forthright family.
You can basically ask and cut after autumn.
Cui Yumin and Dong Xiuhua silently called Lao Tang and Lao Wu, "where are you? Get back now!"
Murderous.
.....
The moon is dark and the wind is high tonight. The three brothers still don't go home until more than 11 o'clock.
I was going to pull CoCo Lee into the water, but the goods ran away.
I really ran away. When I saw that the three brothers wanted to sell socks, I threw down a word and ran away. There was no shadow in the blink of an eye.
When I entered the house, I saw that there were a lot of people in the small hall of the whole family, and the gas field was a little cold.
The TV was not on. Six adults sat there, staring at them like knives.
Wu Xiaojian acutely stabbed Tang Xiaoyi, and the two exchanged eyes:
Wu: haven't you caused any trouble recently?
Tang: just like Wanjun!
Wu:
Don: what are you afraid of? The waist is hard!
Tang Xiaoyi is really hard. He did well in the exam. He didn't cause trouble and is sensible.
Sell socks, can you believe it?
But Wu Xiaojian is very guilty. I'm not hard! I failed in the exam, and the key is the article "my father"
Now all the teachers in Shangbei are looking for a dry son who the director hasn't met.
If Wu Lianshan knows, Dad, you dare to change it and don't discount his legs?
Qi Lei is also very strange. What are three pairs of parents doing?
Embarrassed smile, "why didn't you watch the ball?"
Seeing that dad didn't respond, he quickly went back to the house.
But I haven't opened the door yet.
"Come back!" but Guo Lihua said coldly, startling the three brothers.
Qi Lei's back was blowing cold, and the scene was a little familiar. Before the age of twelve, I often seemed to face such pressure.
"Mom... What's the matter?"
But I found that my mother seemed to have cried and her eyes were red.
"Don't call me mom!" mother Qi pinned her head aside. "I don't have your son!"
“……”
Qi Lei was stunned and quickly searched his memory. He immediately came to a conclusion. This should be because he always didn't eat dinner at home, which annoyed the old lady.
Besides, there are no bad deeds.
In fact, Qi Lei considered whether to have a showdown with his parents. After all, it's hard to accept going out at the night market, but it's not a bad thing. There's nothing to say.
However, Guo Lihua's character is there. She has a quick temper and strong desire to control. This is also the main reason for the tense relationship between mother and son in previous lives.
If you let her know that Qi Lei is setting up a stall, you must educate her with great truth.
What? It's important to study at your age. What are you doing.
What, think of it one by one, without a qualitative or something.
Not only does he nag endlessly, he may even start the power model and forcibly stop him from setting up a stall.
Even if he finally accepted the facts and allowed Qi Lei to do it, he must be worried about everything. He should stare at everything and mix it.
Alas, parents all over the world are the same. They just don't trust their children.
Especially in the 1980s and 1990s, parents are more authoritative. If they disagree, they will beat you. After beating, they have to say it's good for you.
Speaking from the bottom of his heart, Qi Lei enjoys being a child wantonly, but he is a middle-aged soul after all. He still wants to retain some free will and doesn't want his parents to involve him too much.
Therefore, Qi Lei finally didn't take the initiative to expose the matter of setting up a stall. He thought it was best to let nature take its course. He couldn't hide it one day.
Unfortunately, today may be the day you can't hide.
Look at the old lady's words and expression. Her anger is not low. If she still wants to hide it, she is uncomfortable.
You know, this year's northeast mother doesn't call after asking clearly, but after playing!
I'm in a hurry. I'll give you a "broom pimple stew". I'll ask you what's wrong after typing. It's too late to confess.
"Mom!" Qi Lei straightened up, "there's a reason why I don't go home for dinner. We're working and studying to make money by ourselves, so we came back late!"
A hero does not suffer immediate losses. He speaks very fast. He is afraid that if he speaks slowly, he will detonate a bomb.
However, Guo Lihua didn't take her son's work study program seriously.
"What else?"
"And..."
Qi Lei Yilin, what else? No?
But Cui Ma woke him up, "who were you with this afternoon?"
Qi Lei's eyes turned, "classmate!"
"There are girls?"
"Yes... Yes!"
"What does it matter?"
"Classmate!"
"Not that kind of relationship?"
"No!"
Guo Lihua, "think about it! It's still time to admit it."
Qi Lei is a little confused. He doesn't think I'm in love early, does he? If you feel relaxed, you won't be afraid.
"No puppy love!"
"Don't wait to move your hand, it'll be late!"
"No puppy love!"
"Talk back?"
As a result, Dong's mother said, "no puppy love, where's the money?"
"Money......!"
Chum! It turned out to be a matter of money.
Qi Lei forgot.
I just wanted to say where the money went. As a result, I found a problem, a big problem.
It doesn't seem clear.
It was his hesitation that was the problem in Guo Lihua's eyes. His anger burst instantly.
Instead of giving Qi Lei a chance to speak, enter the process of calling first.
He suddenly pulled out the broom he had prepared earlier and swung it down at his son.
The crackle stunned Qi Lei.
I'm... I'm almost forty. I'm beaten by my mother?
Tang Xiaoyi and Wu Xiaojian were another side reaction.
Tang Xiaoyi couldn't hold his wild strength and stared at the beads. "Godmother, what are you doing?"
Wu Xiaojian was secretly relieved. Fortunately, it wasn't me.
However, he also hurried to make a noise, "godmother, don't have anything to say!"
Unfortunately, how can they talk now?
Wu Lianshan and Tang Chenggang stared and stopped in front of the brothers, "shut up! Come one by one!"
Yes, no one can run today.
Over there, Dong Xiuhua and Cui Yumin also moved.
Dong Xiuhua was holding Qi Lei's arm and looked vicious.
"Move! Move! Dare to move again!? it's you!"
Cui Yumin is holding another arm, a loving mother, "don't hit the face, stone, think about what's wrong with you!... spanking... Why don't you worry about the stone? Spanking can't be broken, I'll press it for you."
Qi Lei: "
Three moms, three times love.
Beaten and pressed?
Fortunately, the king of Qi has not come to an end, otherwise it will be four times love.
And Guo Lihua has turned on the rage mode. While fighting, she scolded: "little calf, let you not learn well! Let you be the object!! let you steal money from your family!!"
The broom flew up in a lump, gnashing its teeth, and there was a murderous look in its eyes.
"Eh? Eh!?"
Qi Lei, let alone rebirth, is a previous life. The drama of the three joint trials is also a memory before the age of 12, right?
Instinct roared, "no!! no!! sixteen!! not suitable!"
"Didn't steal the money!! the money will be back in two days!! no object!! no, no!!"
As a result, he didn't say this. "Well, you did it! I'll kill you son of a bitch!"
The skill of beating children by the three mothers was completed earlier. They pressed Qi Lei on the sofa and turned over with their hips up to meet Guo Lihua's disorderly cloak staff method.
It doesn't hurt much, but... Qi Lei can't accept it!
He should be the first to enjoy this treatment after rebirth, right?
The hero didn't suffer the immediate loss. "I'll explain it all! Don't fight!"
"It's late!" the three mothers said in unison.
Guo Lihua: "little bastard! I made you fall in love early!!"
Dong Ma: "let you not learn well!"
Cui Ma: "let you steal money from home!"
"I won't give you a long memory today!?"
Dong Ma: "fight! Clean up this and then those two! It must be a relationship!"
Qi Lei: "
Tears are coming out! (never admit it was a taxi)
"Give me a chance? You can explain!"
……
The Qi family was out of control at this time,
Three moms beat one son and two in line.
Guo Lihua was both ashamed and angry.
You can do whatever you do, but you can't sneak around. You must have a long memory!
Qi Lei doesn't dare to struggle hard. He's not a child anymore. Three mothers have "old arms and old legs". How can they twist him? If you knock, you'll be guilty.
Therefore, I dare not move. I can only talk about it.
"I have no friends and no money to steal. If I don't eat at home, I'll make money!"
"The two thousand yuan will be back in two days!"
It's a pity that he didn't mention the two thousand yuan. It's even worse when he mentioned it. It's really for you to take it away.
Guo Lihua was even more angry. She didn't fight at all and fought harder.
As for the explanation of "no friends, making money", hehe, is it still useful now? It's all perfunctory.
The effect is equivalent to:
"The teacher didn't leave homework..."
"Lost tuition..."
"I studied at my classmate's house last night and didn't do anything" is a truth.
To believe you is to insult the IQ of adults.
Over there, Tang Xiaoyi is complaining about Qi Lei.
He and Wu Xiaojian know these things best. They really wronged Qi Lei.
Struggling to help, Tang Chenggang glared back.
"What are you doing?"
"I..." Tang Yi was really worried. "Old Tang! You have to be reasonable. Stone didn't lie!"
"You're not funny!"
Old Tang was still in a hurry and immediately scolded, "I asked you, where's your money? The 1000 yuan I gave you before and the money in the savings tank, where is it?"
Seeing Tang Yi was a little stunned, Tang Chenggang was more energetic.
"I'm asking you! Where's the money? What have you three done?"
"I..." Tang Yi choked.
He wants to tell the truth. The money has gone to business!
However, Tang Xiaoyi is not mature after all. He is a little unwilling!
These days, he has fantasized countless times. When he makes money, he will shoot it in Lao Tang's hands. See if you scold me or not.
How good does that feel?
The sudden occurrence of such an event completely disrupted his plan.
But don't say... Qi Lei is being beaten, and he can't run.
Is tangled, but Wu Ning secretly pulled him.
Wu Xiaojian's brain turns fast. In fact, when the three mothers scold Qi Lei's "crime", he wants to confess.
However, just because he thought so much, he found that there was a pit, a big pit, like Qi Lei!
I can't tell.
Let's touch it.
What did two thousand dollars do? Because of Er Bao's blackmail.
Why did Er Bao blackmail? Because Qi Lei kissed Zhou Lei.
Why kiss Zhou Lei? Because of puppy love.
Um! Either because of two thousand dollars or because of puppy love.
Wu Xiaojian is worried about Qi Lei. Choose one?
However, Wu Ning's little moves fell into Wu Lianshan's eyes.
Little rabbit, are you still here to show me your heart at this time?
As soon as he stared, he exploded in situ, and the big ear scraper threw it directly.
"Little calf! Tell me, where's your money?"
The crackle made Wu Ning's eyes.
Staring at my father, you slap me when I'm in trouble, but you slap me when you're not in trouble? Are you still a father?
You wait, you forced me!
Wu Ning blackened instantly and entered bitch mode.
He covered his face and shouted fiercely, "stop!! don't let people talk!?"
When the house stagnated, they all looked at Wu Xiaojian.
I saw him with his arms tied, and he was about to cry.
"Isn't it just 2000 yuan? Why beat people without asking?"
Wu Lianshan also stared, "little calf, who are you with? You need to ask about it?"
Wu Ning continued to be wronged. "The third uncle took the money. Why did he hit us?"
Wu Xiaojian said, I'm not telling the truth yet!
Tang Chenggang: "!"
Wu Lianshan: "!"
Guo Lihua: "
Everyone, their hearts thumped.
Tang Chenggang is confused. What do you mean? dial the wrong number?
"Old three? You, your third uncle took the money!"
Wu Ning gasped and tears rolled in his eyes. "You adults are so horizontal? Why? Why hit people!"
The sad cry made people have to believe it.
Adults look at each other and are at a loss. Don't really make a mistake?
Tang Chenggang asked, "little bunny, you just talk nonsense! Your third uncle uses money and takes it from your father Qi's house?"
Qi Guodong told him with money. Is it so troublesome?
Wu Ning continued to be miserable, "do you believe it? Do you believe it? Call and ask!"
This time the adults were stunned again. They were so sure that it was probably true.
Wu Ning broke out even more fiercely before he calmed down.
"Ask or not? No, I'll ask you!"
Then he rushed to the phone, picked it up and pulled it out.
As soon as the adults saw it, they wanted to stop it. Cui Yumin hurriedly said, "Xiao Ning, don't... Your master has a rest and quarrels with him again."
"No!" Wu Ning said, "we must return our innocence!"
As soon as adults think about it, just ask. If they don't understand it, no one is down-to-earth.
After a few busy tones, the phone was connected. Grandma Qi answered the phone.
When I heard the news, I was awakened, "who? It's so late."
As soon as Tang Chenggang heard this, he immediately moved forward, "godmother, I'm Chenggang! What's that? Three children are looking for his third uncle..."
As soon as Wu Xiaojian heard that she was grandma Qi, she suddenly felt that heaven would help me.
Wronged little eyes immediately changed color, hands-free! Hang the earpiece, and you will be lucky in the Dantian at one go.
Ao's voice: "milk!!"
"Milk! Grandma!"
"Help!! kill!!"
Adults' hair is exploding. They just rushed up to stop it. What are you doing, little boy?
As a result, Tang Xiaoyi didn't understand what was going on. As soon as Wu Ning shouted, he understood.
Ow!!!
"Lord!! milk!! help!!"
It's called a heart rending, hissing and force Gatha!
"Those three people are crazy and kill us!"
"Help! Grandpa, take care of it!"
Qi Lei
Qi Lei was also depressed. This shit made trouble, so he couldn't explain it clearly.
As a result, I heard the two heads howling at the phone, shaking their God, and then
"Lord ~ ~! Milk ~!"
The three little ones immediately blew up the camp and howled all over the yard. How miserable it must be.
Six adults didn't stare out.
Fooled!
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