"What's the matter with you? The little bird really doesn't work? "Too much?"
Shen Dapeng felt helpless and shook his head. He also felt that Gao Tianci was a little pitiful. After all, facing a beautiful woman like his cousin all day, it was obviously dry firewood and fire, but both of them had to guard themselves like jade. How could they stand being called "fire"?
"Brother in law, I ask you..."
Gao Tianci paused for a moment to check that there was no one around. He was about to talk to him again. He stopped again and kicked all the doors of the squatting toilet open. He determined that there was no one. This was Baba's mouth. "Have you seen the wool film, too?"
Waiting for Shen Dapeng to nod gently, Gao Tianci seemed to meet his fellow believers and smiled with satisfaction, "Why are those men in MAO film so fierce? So long? But when I take a bath, I think of your cousin. I just touch it casually... Am I premature ejaculation? I saw a small advertisement on the pole. Do I have to try it? Or find a regular hospital? "
Shen Dapeng was completely speechless. He thought Gao Tianci really had a problem. Unexpectedly, it was only the first time for a virgin!
I was going to laugh at it, but I suddenly thought, if I am not reborn, but at this age, should I be a little virgin like Gao Tianci?
So, will you have this trouble when you touch yourself for the first time?
On second thought, although his soul was reborn, he was still in a young state in high school. I don't know if he is still a little virgin? Will there be the first embarrassment?
"I'm thinking about something."
Shen Dapeng quickly shook his head and tried to wake himself up. Then he glanced at Gao Tianci, "you little virgin, shoot normally for the first time. If you don't shoot for a long time, it's mostly useless..."
"What do you mean? Can't you stick to it for a long time? "
Gao Tianci still didn't quite understand what Shen Dapeng said, and even began to doubt, "have you seen Mao films? Those men are at least half an hour, and some will be strong for more than an hour! "
"Are you stupid? Who can be strong for more than an hour? Animals? If you stay where you are for an hour, you will become a soft footed shrimp, not to mention when it's popping? If you don't believe it, try it yourself. "
"Really?"
Gao Tianci scratched his head, but he still couldn't believe it.
"What's true or false? The little virgin is like you. It's better slowly! Besides, who told you that a long time must be a good thing? Who told you that the men in those pornographic films can last for more than an hour? When people make films, they are segmented and then edited. If they follow your idea, they can persist for a day, a month and a year... "
"Er... Brother-in-law, how do you know so much?"
"I, I..."
Shen Dapeng suddenly felt that it was not good to know too much, or he could know more, but he should not talk nonsense.
"Anyway, you don't have to worry about your health. As long as you keep exercising, it's difficult to get sick."
Shen Dapeng said a few words casually, but he couldn't help but sigh that education in this era is still too conservative and sex education can't keep up!
However, my brother-in-law is also very interesting
Because he had to attend the school's New Year party tomorrow, Shen Dapeng couldn't play too late. After dinner, he took a car back to the county. Gao Tianci wanted to drive him back, but Shen Dapeng refused.
After all, they were all skiing for a day, and they were also tired of low back pain. Especially after dinner, they felt more real. Looking at Gao Tianci's pain, they were almost crying, and Liu Yuwei was no longer forced.
As for Wang Xueying, she is too lazy to care about others. As long as she can get home safely, it's OK.
The next day was the New Year party that the whole senior three students were looking forward to. Many students who participated in the program were dressed up.
Even some girls wear short skirts and show their long legs in winter. In addition, they pat powder on their faces and put lipstick on their lips. The original pure little daisies turn into charming poppies in an instant.
Unfortunately, everyone's surprise and flirtatious are destined not to continue to shine, because... Originally, the party was scheduled to be held in the school's small theater, but one morning, all classes were informed that the total power supply of the small theater was aging and damaged and was being repaired. It is estimated that it will take one or two days, so the party was temporarily stopped.
At this time, the students dressed in exquisite clothes and painted with exquisite makeup were silly. The program was ready. As a result, the party stopped when it said stop?
Perhaps in order to appease the unwilling mood of the students, at the request of the head teacher of each class, the school agreed that each class could hold a small New Year party in its own class.
"Students, it is estimated that you have known the notice of the school. There is no way to hold the school party, but I see and remember the efforts of our class students to perform the program. Therefore, today's Party of our class must continue. Are you ready?"
"Ready!!"
The students shouted. After all, we all took great pains to prepare the program. Of course, we should show it well.
Among the crowd, Qian Xiaohao shouted especially hard. The program he had already prepared must be seen by everyone.
"Lin Xiaoxiao, you are a literary and art committee member. The task of presiding over it is up to you!"
Li Minghui gave an order and handed the podium to Lin Xiaoxiao. He sat in the last row of the class.
"Dear head teacher, dear students, Hello!"
Lin Xiaoxiao stood on the podium and bowed deeply. She was also a temporary task, so she seemed a little flustered, but after all, it was the foundation of some literature and art, and gradually adapted to the uneasiness in the warm applause of the students.
"In spring without drizzle, everything recovers; No hot light, cicadas in summer; In autumn without wind, geese go to the sky; Time flies, the stars change, we are in the winter without flying snow, waiting for the first warm and cold; While waiting, we also ushered in a new year and a new year party belonging to class 7 alone. "
"Woo!!"
The wonderful words will naturally welcome the students' generous applause and cheers.
"Next, let's welcome the first program, the sketch" morning, love! ", Performers, Qian Xiaohao, Zhou Ding, Wen Lizhong... "
At the end of the report, Qian Xiaohao got up and walked to the podium. He was followed by two male classmates. One was a tall and thin boy, who looked a little cowardly. His name was Wen Lizhong.
The other is short, fat and dark, but he has muscles all over his body. His name is Zhou Ding. It's possible that in order to show his muscles, he only wears a vest in winter. As for Qian Xiaohao, it's estimated that he plays as he is