Chapter 987

Yin Hong curled his lips and said: "fart, Wu Wei and I didn't do it these days except when I came here on my regular holiday. We did it every day, but we still didn't get pregnant."

Lin Yixia said: "don't worry. I think it's a good thing that you don't have a baby right now. You want to wear a wedding dress when you get married. How ugly it is to wear a wedding dress with a big belly!"

Yin Hong waved her hand and said, "I don't care whether I wear wedding dress or not. Now I just want to be pregnant and have children." Looking out of the window at Diandian, who was carrying a small kettle in the yard, wearing rain boots and seriously watering flowers and plants, Yin Hong sighed: "I dream of having a handsome, cool and sensible child like Diandian."

Lin Yixia patted Yin Hong on the shoulder and said, "don't worry, you and Wu Wei will be pregnant soon if they work so hard."

Yin Hong said: "you don't know that I really gave up all my efforts to get pregnant. I also bought relevant books to study at home. I have written several pregnancy experiences. Do you know when is the easiest time to get pregnant in a month? Do you know which point of the day is the easiest to get pregnant? Morning, noon, evening or night? I tell you, I know all these things. Not only do I know, but I can also make the time accurate to seconds... I'm afraid that the sperm will flow out. Every time I finish it, I'm not willing to take a bath. As the book says, I stand against the wall for ten minutes, and my head is congested. Wu Wei's sperm can't find my egg... You say, When I was in school, if I had a tenth of my current spelling, I would have been able to go to Harvard! "

Lin Yixia

I'll go. Do you want to exaggerate!

Lin Yixia is afraid to go on like this again. Yin Hong is so scared to get pregnant!

Thinking of this, Lin Yixia comforted: "pregnancy is also about fate. I think God wants to surprise you. When you are surprised, you are suddenly pregnant."

"Really?" Yin Hong asked

Lin Yixia nodded vigorously, "really!"

Yin Hong said: "cut, it's the same as the truth. You think I'm three years old! And he fooled me with God! You're pregnant, aren't you? "

Lin Yixia

I'm very kind to comfort you. You call me stupid! You come here, I promise not to kill you!

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At this time, Jiang trace came in from outside with Diandian. Father and son finished watering the flowers in the yard, except for the grass. Dian Dian ran to Lin Yixia's side, dancing and dancing, and happily shared the fruits of his labor with his mother.

Jiang hen saw that Dian Dian Dian was sweating, so he asked granny Jiang to wash her face with Dian Dian. Jiang hen looked at the tea table in front of Lin Yixia and put several pieces of finished watermelon skin. He frowned slightly and said, "watermelon is a cool fruit. Try to eat less."

Lin Yixia spat out his tongue and said, "watermelon is so sweet. I couldn't help it for a while. I ate more."

Jiang Chen asked, "do you want to go to the bathroom?"

Lin Yixia said: "I didn't want to go, but you said so, I kind of want to go."

Then, Yin Hong saw that Jiang Chen half held Lin Yixia in his arms and went to the bathroom. He was so careful that he was very sour.

When Jiang Chen helped Lin Yixia out of the bathroom, Yin Hong looked at Jiang Chen and said, "handsome Jiang, why didn't I be your neighbor at the beginning?"

Jiang Chen looked at Yin Hong and said, "even if you and I are neighbors, we can only be classmates."

Yin Hong: "yes."

Lin Yixia: "ha ha ha ha ha!"