Chapter 298: Friendship is like pissing in pants.

Ye Tian Yun felt a bulging headache.

It had almost been an hour since Jun Xie started, and he was still giving his 'condolences' to him over the loss of Yuan Shuchun to Xiao Ming.

"Brother Shu Xian, even though I have never been betrayed by my love, but I can tell you that I know how it's like to experience it."

"How many times should I tell you that I have no interest in that girl?" Ye Tian Yun rolled his eyes.

Jun Xie shook his head, "Ah, no need to hide your emotions. You can speak your mind, brother. It's alright. This is life. After all, we're betrayed by what is false within."

Ye Tian Yun just gave him a death stare.

However, inside he was feeling a bit of regret.

Regret over choosing Shu Xian over any other disciples to disguise as.

Ye Tian Yun let out a sigh, 'If I knew they had a relationship, and Jun Xie was going to act like this… I would have chosen someone else, even though Gou Xuan didn't give me any info on anyone.'

Jun Xie, who heard his sigh, interpreted it over something else.

"It's alright, brother," He said, "I have already told you a thousand times, I am here to talk."

Ye Tian Yun shook his head and closed his eyes.

Jun Xie gave a smile at him and shrugged.

"Were we always this close?" Ye Tian Yun suddenly asked.

Jun Xie frowned but didn't say anything.

Ye Tian Yun slightly opened his eyes and glanced at him.

Jun Xie was lost in his thoughts.

After some time, he finally opened his mouth, "Shu Xian, I am surprised how easily you forgot that we used to be best buddies."

Ye Tian Yun didn't show any expression, but inwardly, he was very much surprised.

'These two were best friends? Man, this Shu Xian is a horde of troubles.'

"Well, I thought you just took me as an acquaintance." Ye Tian Yun said.

He didn't wish to act ignorant, lest Jun Xie become suspicious of him.

Jun Xie, however, laughed when he heard his words, "Acquaintance? Ahaha, did you think that?"

Taking a deep breath, he let out a sigh, "Shu Xian, I guess it's too late. We're better as acquaintances. You chose to support Yuan Shuchun over me, you d;dg;mfscal."

"What?" Ye Tian Yun asked, "What was that at last?"

"Sopje mpn." Jun Xie scratched his lips and mumbled something

"Dude, speak in a language I can understand."

Jun Xie shrugged, "I said pathetic simp. That is what you are."

"A simp? Me?" Even though Ye Tian Yun was in disguise, he felt quite offended over this.

"Yeah, who else in this carriage left his friend over some unknown girl." Jun Xie sneered at him.

Ye Tian Yun shrugged, "That doesn't mean I was simping… maybe I used my brain?"

"Brain?" Jun Xie frowned, "You used your brain to simp over that girl?"

Ye Tian Yun rolled his eyes backward, "I used my brain to think and came to a conclusion."

"What conclusion?"

"The conclusion that Yuan Shuchun is more talented than you." Ye Tian Yun smirked.

Jun Xie narrowed his eyes, "I would choose my words carefully if I were you."

Ye Tian Yun laughed, "Haha, so you can't even accept the reality. Just look at the age difference you both have - aren't you older than her by one year?"

"Yeah, so what?"

"Well, who's in charge of this mission here?"

"She is…" Jun Xie gritted his teeth.

Ye Tian Yun shrugged, "See, that's what I am talking about."

Jun Xie suddenly gave a slight smirk, "At least I didn't get cucked."

Ye Tian Yun shrugged, "I never said I was in love with her, or she was mine. It's all your assumption."

Jun Xie shook his head, "But you still chose a hoe over your bro."

Ye Tian Yun let out a sigh, "Alright, man; this argument will go nowhere. Tell me, how have you been?"

Jun Xie stared at him for a good long minute and replied, "It's been okayish. What about you?"

Ye Tian Yun shrugged, "Well, I have enemies inside and outside the sect. And they both will give their all to kill me in the coming days. So I am living my life to the fullest."

Jun Xie smirked, "Did you offend anyone in the name of Yuan Shuchun?"

Ye Tian Yun shrugged, "Take it like that."

Jun Xie let out a sigh hearing his words, "Remember what I said in those days? You should stick with me. She's a viper. A snake. And she will throw you off the cliff as soon as you don't have any worth."

Ye Tian Yun smiled, "Well, what can I say. I used my brain."

"Oh, stop that. What you did was pretty stupid, and now you're trapped in the inner politics of Heavenly League."

"With Yuan Shuchun now in love with Xiao Ming, I am pretty sure your good days are numbered."

Ye Tian Yun shrugged, "Well, I am more interested in knowing what's with you. You're suddenly advising and acting as a close friend."

Jun Xie pursed his lips when he heard Ye Tian Yun's words.

"Well, I will tell you a little truth - in my whole life, there have been very few people whom I have considered close to myself. To your surprise, I do include you in the list."

"Consider this conversation as our last conversation. I don't know when we will be able to have a good talk next time."

"Oh? Are you planning to commit suicide?" Ye Tian Yun smirked. He knew what Jun Xie was referring to; he just wanted to lighten the mood.

Jun Xie smirked, "Suicide is much easier than what I am about to do. But since you're my old friend, I will tell you something."

"Shu Xian, friendship is like peeing in pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."