In the evening, Zhang Tiesheng set out, took Yonghong and Ergou, and drove two troikas.

There is a big water tank on each car, which is specially used for loading manure.

The diesel engine rocked and banged into the county seat and came to the back of a school.

Where is a cesspit? It's the public toilet of the school. It's very big.

It's enough to pull 70 or 80 boxes of human excrement and urine.

He had already decided that all the vegetables would be brought back to the village, and at least 50 mu of vegetable land would be fertilized.

When the troika stopped, Yonghong and Ergou were startled.

"Brother Tiesheng, you brought us out today. It turned out to be pulling dung?"

"Well, do you want to do it or not?" Zhang Tiesheng asked.

"Bah! Too smelly, we don't do it! How do you sleep when you go home at night? No, no, no

The two boys immediately shook their heads like a sieve.

"Dung is a treasure in the field! It's fertilizer that you can't even buy! " Zhang Tiesheng explained.

"No! This job is too dirty! It stinks! How to smoke us? And that taste will take a long time, daughter-in-law can not marry! Going on a blind date will smoke other girls away. "

Yonghong retreated with ER Gou and covered her nose.

"Hey, hey! I'll give you 20 yuan for a truck, the price of oil is mine, and a box of diamond cigarettes. Do you want to do it? "

Zhang Tiesheng has to use money to lure the two boys.

"Is that true?"

"It's true!"

"That's good. I'll help you deliver dates in the daytime and pull dung at night. I can earn two days a day. That's good!"

When they heard that they had money to take, they immediately went down to pick up the dung pail.

The first car was full of more than 100 barrels.

The second car took half an hour and was full.

Close the entrance of the dung box, just about to leave, suddenly it's not good.

"Who?" There was a loud drink from the side.

The school teacher on duty came.

Yonghong and ER gou are scared to understand that this is stealing dung.

Faeces also belong to the public property of the school. It is against the law to take them away without permission.

A flash of the flashlight showed the three people clearly.

"For what? Don't go The two teachers gave a loud shout.

"Two brothers, don't be angry. We are dung pullers."

Zhang Tiesheng's eyelids are vivid. He quickly takes out the purple diamond cigarette and hands it to him.

The teacher didn't dare to answer. The cigarette stinks. It's Mita Gong everywhere.

"Who asked you to do it?" The two teachers snapped.

"No one's going to let them out. Doesn't that mean the cesspit is full? Affect the convenience of children.

Children's bad convenience will affect their mood, bad mood will affect their study, affect their study, and their grades will be bad.

If you don't get good grades, your school's enrollment rate is not good.

In order to learn from Lei Feng and do good deeds, and to make the flowers of our motherland grow healthily, we are not afraid of hardship. We must sacrifice our ego and help our big ego. We must take away the dung...! "

The two teachers were stunned. I didn't expect that the boy was so eloquent.

It's so noble to steal dung, and it's very reasonable.

"It's school shit! You can't pull it. Do you hear me? Unload the dung immediately! " The two teachers said angrily.

They came here smelling.

He was sleeping soundly in the middle of the night, and was suddenly awakened by stink.

The excrement of the emotional toilet doesn't move. When it's stirred back and forth, the smell can stink out of the air.

"Brother, don't! Forget today, we won't come tomorrow, OK! Just this once, never again

Zhang Tiesheng said as he took out two boxes of cigarettes from his pocket.

Two boxes of diamonds are unopened. The packing is in good condition. They don't smell at all.

Put the cigarette in the teacher's pocket and their attitude immediately changed.

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say... In fact, we should have taken out the toilet here.

Sanitation workers have been procrastinating, and sometimes they have to say good things to them, just like my uncle!

If you take it away, it will solve our urgent problem. "

"Then I'll..."

"Go on! A warm welcome. We also want to thank you. "

"Really? Great Zhang Tiesheng was immediately excited.

Two dogs with Yonghong this just shush tone, put down the brick in the hand.

"Brother, shall we go?" Asked the two.

"You two go first, go home, unload the car, and come again. Let's work overtime in the night and pull twice in a row! "

"OK...!" Yonghong and Ergou had no choice but to drive away.

When he found that the two boys left, Zhang Tiesheng sat down and chatted with the two teachers!

"Two big brothers, smoke."

"Easy to say, easy to say..."

"Brother, how about doing a business? I guarantee you two a small fortune. "

Zhang Tiesheng laughs and starts to run into bad water again.

"What business? You say you say The two teachers immediately approached and were all ears.

"If you go to apply with the school leaders tomorrow, they will hire someone to take out the school's excrement, and each car will cost 20 yuan, which will be reimbursed by the school.

And then these twenty dollars... How about you two ten dollars and me ten dollars? "

"Ah? You... What kind of operation is this? " The two teachers were surprised.

"It's called mutual benefit. I'll come here once a month to help your school get rid of the excrement and keep the toilet clean!

You two have solved the problem of fecal disposal for the school, and you can get a few hundred yuan more. Don't you have the best of both worlds? "

"Damn it The two teachers immediately gave a thumbs up: "brother, your method is good... Good theory!"

The teacher immediately admired him and wanted to be a brother.

"Also, I've packed the school toilet. Others will pull it. Stop it! Let's cooperate! I'll give you two dollars a month according to the number of cars. "

"Yes! Yes! Good idea! Brother, you are a powerful man

In a few words, the two teachers treat him like their relatives.

"Hey, hey... The second way! You two can also help me contact other schools. I'll take out the toilets of other schools, and still let them pay 20 points for each car. How about... "

“……。” Two teachers you look at me, I look at you, suddenly silly.

Grandma, I didn't expect that you could make money by introducing the toilet to take out excrement?

Help Zhang Tiesheng to contact several schools, half of each toilet, more than work.

Great!

"Brother! Absolutely no problem! Don't worry, you come every day in the future, to ensure that you have endless dung! It's up to both of us! "

"Ha ha ha..." Three people's hands together, laughing happily.

So a deal was settled.

Sure enough, Zhang Tiesheng let Er Gou and Yonghong run twice that night.

The next morning, two teachers really applied to the school and got 1200 yuan for cleaning the toilet.

Each of them had 300 in his pocket, and the other 600 went into Zhang Tiesheng's pocket.

Tiesheng not only did not spend money on pulling dung, but also earned more than 500 yuan in addition to the salary he gave Er Gou and Yonghong.

This is a real rich brain!

Everywhere you go, you can make a surprise!

Back and forth, dozens of cars of people's excrement and urine were pulled up the terraces.

The plastic hose here is opened, and the manure is washed away along the water, which enriches the land and moistens the vegetable seedlings.

The cabbage seedlings watered by human excrement and urine turned black and green on that day, which was very gratifying.

Yang Qiaoling next door was silly and confused.

"Dad! Zhang Tiesheng has brought human excrement! That's the best fertilizer

Yang Danian also wondered: "strange things! Where did he get it? "

"Dad, why don't we follow him secretly at night and see where he pulls the dung. The mantis catches the cicada and the Yellow sparrow is behind. What do you say?"

Yang Danian nodded: "good! Eat early in the evening and follow him after dinne