The content of military training is boring, but it won't continue from morning to night. The instructors will always grasp the right time. Before the limit of this group of proud sons is reached, they will always let everyone have a rest on the spot or have a relaxing activity.
Relaxation activities generally include: learning to sing military songs, beating drums and passing flowers and other traditional military camp projects.
Although the way of activity is not creative, but a group of student soldiers are happy, especially when the male soldiers and female soldiers play together.
On this day, Wan chu'er's female platoon rested with another male platoon. As soon as the instructors of the two platoons discussed with each other, they found a shady place and began to engage in a social activity, drum beating and flower passing.
Drumming and flower passing means that one person drumming, the rest of the participants passing flowers, the drumming stops, the flower holders perform.
Under the boys' deliberate coaxing, the girls have become the hardest hit area for the flowers.
When Ma Tianjiao was caught, she sang a song openly and confidently, which immediately attracted boys' whistling and wolf howling. Ma Tianjiao was even more elated and swept away her dejected face during the previous training.
"Dong Dong"
The drum began to ring again, and the flower continued.
As soon as Wan chu'er got the flowers, the drum stopped. She hesitated, wondering whether she should tell a joke or sit twenty push ups in public.
I can't perform. We agreed to replace it with 20 push ups.
Before Wan chu'er made up his mind, the boy across the street began to croak: "my heart is waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting..."
Ma Tianjiao in the back row laughs and whispers to Lin Yufei: "Wan chu'er must be push ups. She is so strong..."
Big sister!
Ten thousand Chu son silently vomit a sentence in the heart, this Ma Tianjiao seems to make complaints about her eight characters.
Under the coaxing of the opposite boys, Wan chu'er stood up and walked slowly to the open space in the middle.
"Report to instructor, I'll tell you a joke."
"Good."
Wan chu'er was not the first one to tell a joke. Everyone thought it was a rotten cold joke and just looked at her with a smile.
"The rooster went on a business trip for a month. When he came back, he heard that quail had nothing to do. He always came to the hen to play! The cock began to doubt the hen. Sure enough, within two days, the hen laid a quail egg, and the rooster was furious! The hen explained in a hurry, "shit, premature!"
In 1998, college students were relatively simple. At first, they didn't understand it. But after ten seconds, everyone wanted to understand it. The boys burst out laughing, while the girls burst out laughing.
When Wan chu'er worked in a small factory in the south in her last life, she heard a lot of such jokes. When she heard more, she remembered some.
After laughing, the boy felt that Wan Chuer was not only pretty, but also seriously told a colorful joke, which made him laugh to death. So someone began to coax him into saying, "one more, one more --"
Wan chu'er didn't look at those people, but went back to his position and said that he would only perform one program.
The next drumming pass flowers, in the gang of bad boys under the intentional arrangement, Wan Chu son received two flowers.
These two times Wan Chu son didn't like their idea, received to pass to spend, also don't say what, go out direct air all don't take to pant for a while, 20 push ups one breath finish, is shocked a group of people again.
Time to rest, the instructor regardless of everyone's crying, started training again.
Wan Chuer's joke soon spread in the barracks. When it reached Jiang Kechu's ears and learned that it was from Wan Chuer, he didn't move for a long time.
It's said that Wan Shiguo is also a humorous person. Is it true that like father, like daughter? But the daughter seems to be a little crooked.
I know this girl is not an easy girl. She can think of such a joke.
In the midst of hardship and joy, a month of military training soon ended.
Taking off their uniform, they returned to the campus of the first university.
"Oh, how can I Tan so much?"
In the dormitory, Lin Yufei and Ma Tianjiao look at their tanned skin in the mirror and complain.
Maggie is packing up and planning to go home. Tomorrow is Saturday and she can stay at home for two days. Hearing Lin Yufei's words, she thinks of Wan Chuer's white skin and says with a smile:
"Chu'er, I envy you. There are four people in our dormitory, but you don't get sunburned."
After a month's military training, Maggie likes Wan Chuer very much. She feels that she is straightforward but not affectable, and her physical quality is very good.
There was a cross-country load of 10 kilometers in the army. When it reached the end, everyone was tired and paralyzed, but wan chu'er didn't even breathe, which made her admire.
Wan Chuer said with a smile: "I put on sunscreen thick."
In fact, her skin with angelica, how sun will not be black, sun hard, only skin redness, and even peeling, is not black.
Ma Tianjiao heard it, rolled her eyes and turned her lips. This military training, Wan chu'er was in the limelight, which made Ma Tianjiao very jealous.
Next to Lin Yufei saw Ma Tianjiao's strange appearance, hit her with her arm, and then turned to pack, she also want to go home. Ma Tianjiao looked in the mirror at Maggie and Lin Yufei, who were busy packing. Then she looked at Wan Chuer, who was sitting on the bed reading. Her eyes turned and she said with a fake smile, "Wan Chuer, after a while, the three of us will leave the dormitory and go home. You have to watch our dormitory. My pen and notebook are all in the dormitory. You can't afford to lose it." On hearing Ma Tianjiao's words, Maggie frowned and said, "Ma Tianjiao, if you're afraid of losing it, take it with you." Ma Tianjiao said angrily: "isn't wan chu'er in the dormitory? If there is such a big living man guarding the door, how can he lose it, unless it's a thief." Wan chu'er said coldly, "I'll leave soon. I'm not in the dormitory at the weekend. You'd better take it with you."“ Isn't your family in S Province? Where are you going at the weekend? " Ma Tianjiao asked with a smile, but with a suspicious look on her face. Maggie kindly said: "chu'er, if you don't have a place to go, you can come home with me. Our family is big. My parents like me to take my classmates home." In the face of Maggie's kindness, Wan Chuer said with a smile: "thank you. I have a home to return to in the capital."“ I don't know whether it's true or not. " Ma Tianjiao sneers. Lin Yufei asked curiously, "chu'er, where is your home?" Wan chu'er said about the location of the residential area, Lin Yufei immediately exclaimed: "Wow, where are you living? That residential area was built in the past two years. I heard that the apartment type is very good." Ma Tianjiao gave a strange smile, "it's not her family. It should be one of her relatives. Alas, the emperor has several poor relatives." See Ma Tianjiao so, Wan Chu son can't bear, angry, she threw the book in her hand to the ground, issued a "pa" sound. The other three people in the dormitory were startled.