Chapter 62

"Report."

"Why are you late again."

"I..."

"Stomachache?"

"This?"

"Still have a headache this time?"

"No, no, this time my stomach doesn't hurt and my head doesn't hurt."

"Then why are you late?"

"Teacher in charge, the thing is like this. When I was on the road just now, I saw an old woman who was inconvenient to move. As a new generation of high school students who respect the old and love the young, the teacher taught us to help the old woman cross the road since childhood."

unfortunately.

Although he said yesterday not to be late today and not to be late today, Chen Yu was still late.

After using all kinds of reasons for being late, Chen Yu even used the trick of helping grandma cross the road.

Naturally, for reasons like this, let alone the head teacher, the other students in the class didn't believe it and laughed for a while.

Head teacher Liu fangting stared at Chen Yu. In my heart, I secretly said that the phone call before didn't work. It seems that I have to go to the boy's house sometime.

"Come in."

"Wait, you go to the podium and translate today's story about Jing Ke assassinating King Qin."

If you want to embarrass Chen Yu, Liu fangting asks Chen Yu to go to the podium to translate an article in classical Chinese.

"Jing Ke stabbed King Qin."

Chen Yu frowned.

This text was just said today. You asked me to translate it. It's not difficult for me.

However, fortunately, Chen Yu also learned this text in his previous life, but he still remembers 7788.

After thinking about it, Chen Yu organized his own language and began to translate, saying: "after defeating Zhao, the state of Qin began to go north and was about to go to the territory of Yan. Prince Dan of Yan was very afraid, so he found his thug Jing Ke..."

"Wait, Thug?"

"Yes."

"You say Jing Ke is the thug of Prince Edward Dan?"

"Isn't it?"

Chen Yu nodded.

"Well, go on."

Liu fangting wanted to say that Jing Ke was a disciple of Prince Edward's pill. How could he be a thug?

Just think about it carefully. In fact, doormen and thugs are almost the same. They basically serve the nobility.

It is not too much for Chen Yu to call Jing Ke a thug.

"Well, Prince Dan found his own thug and said to Jing Ke, although I want to pay you every day, the state of Qin will call us, and the salary will never be paid again."

"Salary?"

Liu fangting was stunned: "when did the salary come?"

"I think so."

"Clearly Prince Dan said yes, although he wants to serve for a long time, how can he pay wages?"

"Oh, Mr. Liu, [although I want to wait for a long time] It's the honorific words of Prince Dan. In fact, they have to pay if they raise thugs. If Prince Dan doesn't pay Jing Ke, will Jing Ke go to Prince Dan? Since Prince Dan pays Jing Ke, Jing Ke will work for the boss of Prince Dan. Then, when the boss asks Jing Ke for work, he first declares that if you take my salary, you have to do it for me It's just that Prince Dan was embarrassed to make it so obvious, so he used the honorific words of [although he wanted to serve long enough]. It's strange that he can serve. "

"All right, you go on."

Liu fangting was somewhat deceived by Chen Yu, but when you think about it carefully, it really makes sense.

How could Prince Dan respect and serve his disciples so much? It's obviously polite.

"Then, Jing Ke was embarrassed to get his salary every day, so he said, OK, I'll do it for you."

"Kill the king of Qin?"

Liu fangting wanted to say something, but she opened her mouth and didn't say it at last.

Although this is plain, it can not be said that the translation is wrong.

However, Liu fangting didn't say anything, but everyone in the whole class was roared with laughter by Chen Yu's translation.

"Kill the king of Qin, hahaha, hahaha."

"What is this? Before, Chen Yu said he was paid."

"Niu PI, I didn't expect Chen Yu to be so humorous."

Even Lu Xue, who has always been unsmiling, was snickered by Chen Yu's translation.

"This guy, I didn't expect to be so funny."

Translation continues.

Chen Yu didn't remember what the original text of Jing Ke stabbing the king of Qin was, so he said wherever he thought.

"However, it's not so easy to be the king of Qin. Jing Ke said to Yan taizidan, I don't have any keepsakes, so it's difficult to get close to the king of Qin. I have a way to get close to the king of Qin."

"Prince Dan asked what to do?"

"Jing Ke said, you took in general fan. The king of Qin hated him very much and offered a 1000 gold reward for his head. If I could take general fan's head to the king of Qin, the king of Qin would certainly summon me. But Prince Dan shook his head and said, general fan defected to me, how can I betray him. Jing Ke didn't speak, and then said in his heart, if you don't want to be a bad person, I'll be a bad person So Jing Ke ran to see general fan himself... "

Liu fangting looked at the textbook and listened carefully to Chen Yu's translation.

Then he nodded.

The boy is clever and has a unique talent for literature.

There is nothing wrong with his translation.

Although there is no such translation as word by word, such translation is the highest level.

This is called "free translation" in translation.

What can best express the meaning of the original text is actually "free translation".

However, Chen Yu didn't think whether it was a free translation or something, but he kept translating it.

He should only be telling the story of Jing Ke stabbing King Qin.

At this time, Chen Yu said that Jing Ke took Qin Wuyang to see the king of Qin.

"It's said that Qin Wuyang killed people when he was 12 years old. It's said that he was terrible outside. But when he saw the king of Qin, his thighs trembled. Jing Ke secretly said that his sister was killed by his pig teammate. So he said that Qin Wuyang was a countryman and had never seen the market, so he was afraid to see the emperor. Then he went up in person. When the king of Qin opened the drawing, Jing Ke knew Here comes the chance, with a loud cry, dog thief, look at the sword... "

In this way, the translation of a classical Chinese article is finished in the middle of Chen Yu's nonsense.

At this time, the whole class had already turned upside down with laughter.

Even Liu fangting, the head teacher, couldn't help laughing several times.

If she didn't care about the teacher's image, I'm afraid Liu fangting would cry out with laughter.

"OK, go back."

"Thank you, Miss Liu. What do you think of the translation?"

"The translation is pretty good."

"Since it's not bad, what, forget about being late this time. What do you think?"

"Oh, you also made a deal with the teacher."

"Miss Liu, I promise I'll never be late again."

"Hurry back. If you don't go back, I'll go to your home to see your parents later."

"Yes, yes, yes."

Chen Yu stopped talking and hurried back to the table.

"Hey, hey, classmate, you're going to kill me today."

"Classmate Lu, in fact, you look good with a smile."

"Well, where are you looking?"

"I didn't see anything..."

"You hooligan, look again, look again and dig out your eyes."

"OK, don't look, don't look, so overbearing."

Chen Yu tooted his mouth, opened his textbook and listened carefully.