What Lin Feng hates most in his life is learning English. At school, the English grades were in a mess. When learning English for the first time, it's very painful. Nima vowed in her heart that if she had the chance to let foreigners learn Chinese, she would torture them.
There are CET-4, CET-6 and even CET-8 in this country! Then we'll have CET-4 or CET-6 for Chinese test, CET-4 or CET-6 for ordinary people, and CET-8 for majors. Second Olympic!
How many people are on the bus today? B: it's OK. The first stop is three and the next five; In the second stop, there are 7 up and 12 down; In the third stop, 45 will come up and 23 will go down; In the fourth stop, 18 come up and 12 go down; In the fifth stop, there are nine up and eight down.
How many stops did Party B take?
A. 5b.82c.60 (answer: a)
It's about vocabulary and structure. 1. Xiao Wang smokes Xiao Li. A. B. to C. to d.
Hum! When it comes to cloze, 1. There is no light in front of the bed, A. desk lamp, B. baldness, C. bright moon, D. no light.
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Of course, this is still simple, until the CET-6, the listening problem is: Man: be my girlfriend, I will be good to you. Woman: in fact, you are a very good boy. Being with me will only spoil you. Q: what does this woman mean by that? a) She didn't feel worthy of him. B) Be modest. C) That's not the answer. D) Refuse him.
If it comes to CET-8, let foreigners go crazy.
1. Wear as much as you can in winter; In summer, wear as much as you can.
2. The reasons for leftover women: first, no one can look up to them; second, no one can look up to them.
3. The reason for being single: I used to like someone, but now I like someone.
4. Female calls her boyfriend: see you at the subway station. If you arrive and I haven't, you can wait. If I'm here and you haven't, you can wait!
What's the difference between the above four sentences!
Crazy! foreigner!
When learning English for the first time, you should make yourself crazy. After that, you should make foreigners crazy! Lin Feng's evil smile. Of course, for Lin Feng, it's not intentional. It's useless. It's boring. Although this man is a boring creature. But for Lin Feng, it's not that he wants to have a good relationship with these reporters to set up such a foreign language training class. After all, Lin Feng owns the New York Times and USA today, which Lin Feng owns. Moreover, I have a very good relationship with Anne Murdoch, President of News Corporation. It's just that I didn't take advantage of this privilege to restrict my newspapers from reporting my own bad news.
Lin Feng set up such a training class, mainly to promote Chinese. At the same time, they also have the right to get a Chinese qualification certificate. Of course, it used to be issued by the state, but now Lin Feng wants to get it. Why do you want to get it? It's very simple. When Lin Feng's Chinese qualification certificate is recognized by the outside world, then Lin Feng will have a say in the future work of foreigners in China. It doesn't seem to work. In fact, it will work in the future. At least Lin Feng knows those people who want to work in China, what they do, what educational background they have and what background they have. That's information. That's intelligence.
Of course, the main purpose is to promote Chinese. It is Lin Feng's wish to make China the most powerful country in the world. But before that, Chinese culture and language must be popularized. This is the key!
At this time, someone has already translated the poem the silence of banzagurubaima, which Lin Fenggang just recited. Although it is not very accurate, the meaning can still be understood. Obviously, Lin Feng disdained the trial, especially for Japan.
He is so confident! The indignation on Wall Street. But wait. We'll wait. We'll see if you can still be happy after your court session. This time, they got the news that the Japanese side invited the most professional team, with more than 200 lawyers. Lin Feng's Royal lawyer team, Ron law firm, only has more than 20 people.
More than 200 people to more than 20 people, even if the ability is poor, but the number can make up for the gap. There is a Chinese saying that three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang. Now even if all the people on your side are Zhuge Liang, and all the people on my side are smelly cobblers, my 10 smelly cobblers can support you three Zhuge Liang!
See you in court!
Soon, the Court opened.
Somali judge Abu dhalkawi Ahmed Yusuf sat on the court again. Yesterday, he was once again "reminded" by the United States and Japan that he should pay attention to curbing the momentum of Lin Feng's lawyer in court, interrupt his momentum, and forbid his lawyer to be too arrogant. After that, he received a warning from Somali President Bashir. Let them be partial to Lin Feng, or they will be treated by clan rules.
Yes, it's clan rules. The law of Somalia was established with reference to western society, which was proposed by Wu Zhaopu. We should build a civilized society. But dashir had to add a rule to the law - when the law conflicts with the clan rules, the clan rules prevail.
What does that mean? In short, many tribes in Somalia have their own clan rules. For example, some people say that rape women is legally sentenced to three or five years, while the clan rules castrate men. Then the man must be castrated. In the process of castrating a man, it does not violate the law of intentional injury, which is allowed. After a protest, Wu Zhaopu, at dashir's insistence, only agreed. Fortunately, this is only for Somalis. If foreign tourists come here, it is in accordance with the laws of Somalia. After all, some clan rules are too bloody and not modern.
For example, dashir's threat to judge qawi Ahmed Yusuf in Abu Dhabi is treason. And treason, that is to be lit. What is sky light? Lighting the sky lamp is also called pouring human oil wax. It is a cruel punishment. The prisoner is stripped naked, wrapped in linen, and then soaked in the oil tank. At night, he is tied to a high wooden pole and ignited from his feet.
This was originally called in ancient China, but some tribes in Somalia also have such criminal law. So judge Yusuf naturally knows what to do. But then, Lin Feng secretly sent someone to contact him, let him master the scale, don't let the outside world know his relationship with Somalia, avoid exposure. At that time, everything depends on Lin Feng.
So judge Yusuf found it really difficult. Well, the three parties have three requirements. It's really hard. But there's no way. He's been put up in this fire pit. Then he has to carry out.
"Court session!" Judge Yusuf struck the hammer.
Japanese lawyer Hiro Nishiyama immediately stood up and went to the judge.
"Your honor, this is the video of the battle between Lin Feng and the Japanese Navy. In the 12th minute and 53rd second, we can see that our navy was caught in a treacherous scheme during the battle... "Wei Shanhong was about to explain, but was interrupted by Ron.
"No! Your honor, I object to the prosecution's misnomer of the war! This is a fair battle. All tactics and means used by my client are fair, just, reasonable and legal. There is no treachery Ron yelled.
Judge yousufu thought about it. How should he judge this? Lin Feng, right? Or is Lin Feng wrong?
Sitting in the distance, both President Bush and Prime Minister Jiang Zemin looked gloomy and glared at judge Yusuf, asking him to announce Ron's growling at the court. Judge yousufu was about to announce it, but he saw Lin Feng wink at him.
Well, I get it!
"Prosecution, please pay attention to the words!" Judge Yusuf ordered, "please use the right words to describe the war. This is a very serious trial, which is related to the future life and destiny of the defendant, as well as the pattern of the world. So, please use the most accurate words. "
"What's the matter? What's the matter with the judge? "**** Said gritting his teeth.
Bush also has a gloomy face. What's going on? Why didn't the judge pronounce Lin Feng wrong? What's the matter with him? But at the moment, Bush didn't think that it was related to Lin Feng. After all, although they said hello, they couldn't be too partial. If they were too partial, it would be bad for Lin Feng to make trouble here. At that time, if Lin Feng asked to replace the judge, it would be self defeating.
"Don't worry, it's just the beginning!" Bush thought about it and said calmly.
Indeed, at the beginning. But Wall Street is depressed. Here, Lin Feng had the upper hand at the beginning, and the stock rose by a dollar. Now it's 516 dollars! This is just the beginning!
Awesome Japanese lawyers! Pray up and down Wall Street.
Ron sat down with a satisfied face. It seems that the judge is OK. Before the trial, Ron's only concern was the unfairness of the judge. But Lin Feng said there was no need to worry about the judge, saying that the other party did not dare to play tricks on the judge. Ron doesn't believe it. This kind of thing, the United States has come forward, but also involves Japan, they will not be funny. And if the judge is funny, then this trial is really difficult to distinguish. The judge's partiality will make his side's defense extremely disadvantageous. But now it seems that the judge is OK.
"Your honor, although the two sides signed an agreement on the war, we can see in the video that Lin Feng launched a second attack when China's navy had failed and surrendered, sinking all the ships together with the officers and soldiers into the sea..." Japanese lawyer Hiroshi weishanhong said, but was interrupted again by Ron.
"Your honor, I object to the prosecution's improper use of words." Ron retorts again.
"Your honor, I haven't finished a word, but the defense lawyer interrupts me several times. I object. He always objects to me!" Japanese lawyer Osama said loudly.
Hum! This time, * * * * snorted.
Yousufu immediately looked at Linfeng. But this time Lin Feng's face was as usual, and there was no expression. Judge Yusuf understood.
"Defense lawyer, please pay attention to what you say. Don't always interrupt the prosecution!" Said judge Yusuf.
Ron sat down. With a slight frown, the judge doesn't seem to be on his side.
At this time, Wall Street cheered. Because the prosecution won the defense this time, the share price of "second world" fell by $0.50. Although it was only $0.50, it still made Wall Street happy.
You know, this is the first decline in recent days! Oh, my God, under so many negative news, Lin Feng's stock is still so up. It's finally down. It's so exciting.
"Hum!" Japanese lawyer Hiroshi Nishiyama glances at Ron with a slight smile on his face. He had heard that the judge was on their side. Although it's a bit humiliating for a lawyer to bribe a judge, if the trial can be easier, why not?
"Your honor, we can see that our navy has failed, but it has been attacked by Lin Feng again, and it is a coverage attack, which is a massacre! Originally, these people could not die, but now they have fallen into the sea, and their bodies have been destroyed. If their families want to recover their bodies, they can't! " Japanese lawyer Hiro Nishiyama said in a sad tone.
Yousufu did not make any statement after reading it. In fact, he is just a judge who presides over the court order, which does not need him to express his position, because the final trial result does not need him to make a ruling. It's the jury that adjudicates.
Later, Yoshiyama went to Lin Feng.
"Lin Feng, who is the commander of this attack?" Wei Shanhong goes to Lin Feng and asks.
"Me Lin Feng said with a smile.
"Do you know that this attack will lead to the death of these Japanese officers and soldiers?" Yoshiyama asked again.
Lin Feng smiles.
"If they don't die, why am I fighting this war? You think it's a family game! " Lin Feng said contemptuously.
Takeyama's eyebrows were angry, but he soon suppressed his anger.
"Lin Feng, that means that you know that your order will kill these surrendered Japanese officers and soldiers, but you still give it. Then you admit that you are slaughtering! " Weishan Hongli drink.
"No! It's not a massacre, it's just a war! A fair war Lin Feng downplayed it.
"Lin Feng, don't quibble! Japanese officers and soldiers have lost their fighting capacity, but you maliciously ordered the second coverage attack, which is massacre! If this is not a massacre, what is a massacre! Members of the jury, the other side has no ability to resist, but he strikes for the second time. This is an anti human and anti humanitarian massacre. " Takashi said excitedly. After that, he turned and looked at the judge, "your honor, I'm finished."
At this point, Wall Street cheered again. This time, the stock fell 1 yuan, and now the share price is 514.5 dollars! That's the start. It's down $1.50. Good, good! Wall Street cheers!
Drop, drop, drop dead Lin Feng! Pray on Wall Street!