"Well, now tell me whether you want to go to China or not and apologize! If not, I will continue to block the door now. Not only do I have to block the door, President Bush, but you also have to block the door for me. At the beginning, you promised that you would help collect the debt if you lost. Now it's been a few months, but it's totally ridiculous that * * has been shrinking in Japan. President Bush, tell me what to do Lin fengleng hum.
Bush's face twitched. You even want the U.S. Navy to help you block the door. Your shelf is too big.
"President Bush, I'm not joking. The contract is clear in black and white. " Lin Feng took out the contract, "well, it's signed by commander John Bird, commander of the seventh fleet of the US Navy. Well, commander bird, you're here. That's great. Come on, help prove it
As soon as John Bird saw Lin Feng come up with the contract, he wanted to leave. But Lin Feng's eyes were so sharp that he found him immediately. How could this make him leave.
"Commander bird, come and see the contract, the handwriting on it, is it yours?" Lin Fengyang asked.
John Bird naturally knew that the handwriting on it was his, and he knew what the terms were. At the beginning, he had read them three times, and he knew every one of them clearly. Indeed, there is a clause in it. If one party loses and refuses to accept, the seventh fleet of the United States has the responsibility and obligation to help the winning party recover the bet! It's clearly written on it.
However, at the beginning, they all thought that Lin Feng would be the loser. Who could have expected that Lin Feng would use air strikes to directly cripple both Japanese aircraft carriers? No one expected this result. In the face of this ending, John bird can't help Lin Feng, so he can just hide.
"Well, President Bush, it's clear now. So, * * *, make a quick decision. Are you ready to go to China to apologize? Otherwise, let's go to Tokyo Bay and block the door of Japan! " Lin Feng said faintly.
Bush and John Byrd are both cheeky. They became Lin Feng's accomplices. Damn, how could this be! This contract, the truth is torn! Unexpectedly, as soon as they had this idea, Lin Feng put the contract away and put it in his pocket.
"Why, someone wants to tear up the contract? Hey, hey, that's not good. It's evidence Lin Fengyou said, "of course, I believe President Bush and commander bird will not do this, right?"
Bush and commander bird are both depressed. This guy belongs to rabbit, so good.
"Well, now, it's time for you to give me a word. Do you want to apologize? Don't delay us here. All of you here are heads of state. You are so busy that you don't have time to be here with you! " Lin Feng urged.
****A look of hate.
"I'm going back to China to discuss this matter!"**** I decided to put it off.
Lin Feng laughs.
"OK, let's go!" Lin Feng smiles.
Then, four fleets set sail here, straight to Tokyo Bay.
"Heads of state, do you want me to help you arrange the plane to leave or go there together?" Lin Feng looks to the heads of state.
After looking at each other, the heads of state chose to stay. They'll see what happens to the play. What is the final choice? Will it go to China to apologize? If you apologize, he will lose his face. Of course, he has no face. His face has long been lost. Ever since he met Lin Feng, does he still have face?
"Since we all choose to witness the miracle together, today I'm the host. Please go to my aircraft carrier and eat seafood!" Lin Feng smiles.
"Lin Feng, your seafood?"**** There was a flash in his eyes.
"Oh, no, I made a slip of the tongue. I thought it was my Fengshen. It should be my rented aircraft carrier. However, I've rented it for 50 years, so it doesn't make any difference if it's mine, does it! Right, President Putin! " Lin Feng said with a smile.
Putin gave two dry smiles. This guy can really use people. Of course, it's more bullshit. In the twinkling of an eye, it's been 50 years on loan. Can you talk more about it! This aircraft carrier can't serve for 50 years, OK!
Of course, Lin Feng doesn't care. Anyway, as an excuse, it's OK for everyone to make it known. I'm going to tear my face. No one will look good.
"President, really let him?" Rice whispered to one side.
"There's no way. He has the evidence. No matter what he does, we can't help him." Bush shrugged his shoulders. At the moment, his mentality is much better. After all, it's all caused by Japan from the beginning to the end, which has nothing to do with him. At most, he was cheated by an alien fleet. He was a little upset. But most people think it is a harmless joke. It's a shocking prank. Few people really regard it as an unforgivable crime, so he can't use public opinion to punish Lin Feng.
It has to be said that Lin Feng's reputation among the people over the years is really good. Among the people, basically, the centrists praise Lin Feng. In the past few years, although Lin Feng's style of acting is open-minded, he has never been domineering to the ordinary people. He has repeatedly done good deeds, paid his own money to do good deeds, and created dozens of various funds, which have benefited hundreds of millions of people.
All these make Lin Feng have a huge popularity among the people, and make some people who want to target Lin Feng almost desperate. Therefore, even if Lin Feng made such a vicious incident, it was only defined as a prank by the people. And the people are more mocking these heads of state, even so big Oolong can't see, also believe what alien fleet. It's just stupid. Can you blame Lin Feng!
As for the conviction of Lin Feng, some people have let it out, but the people basically don't think Lin Feng is guilty. This bullshit said that they saw aliens everywhere, and even many people vowed that they had been kidnapped by aliens. We just laughed it off, and no one took it seriously. Pranks, how can there be less pranks in life. A life without pranks is a sad life.
Lin Feng, this is just to make the prank a little bigger and let all the heads of state fall for it. Is it different from ordinary people playing a prank and making ordinary people fall for it? We are all human beings. We are endowed with human rights. In essence, we are equal. Whether you are the head of state or I am a civilian, we are all equal. What's more, can Lin Feng's prank be as fierce as the Martian attack on the earth broadcast by voice of America on April Fool's day? At that time, the whole American people almost ran away. And Lin Feng, it's just a joke.
Therefore, it is impossible to convict Lin Feng. Even if you sue, I'm afraid the judge will not find Lin Feng guilty. Of course, you can bribe some judges, but the result could be worse. After all, it is impossible for every judge to be bribed. The separation of powers in the American political system ensures the greatest fairness.
"So we're really going to block Tokyo Bay later?" Secretary Rice asked.
Bush's face twitched. This is definitely not going to work. Otherwise, what is the U.S. Navy? That completely became Lin Feng's dog leg, this absolutely can't!
"But what about the contract?" Asked rice.
After a few facial convulsions, Bush whispered in Rice's ear.
Amazement! Secretary Rice looked shocked.
"President, can this work?" Secretary Rice has an odd face.
"Well, if he is allowed to cheat, we are not allowed to cheat! Hum Bush grunted triumphantly. He finally felt that he was going to win Lin Feng once. Hey, hey, hey!
Soon, there was a bonfire party on the deck of Lin Feng. The heads of state gathered around the bonfire, eating roast mutton and drinking beer. Of course, most of the heads of state here are friends with Lin Feng. Those who have a bad relationship with Lin Feng, such as the president of South Korea and the people of the Philippines, will not be here. They must be standing behind bush. As for * *, it's hiding in a circle, cursing Lin Feng.
Of course, Bush also prepared food and drink, but they are all simple meals. After all, how can there be too good food on the aircraft carrier. It's not just what ordinary soldiers eat, what they eat, but at most the dishes are better. But it's better, or it's limited. It can't be as good as Lin Feng's, actually barbecue on the aircraft carrier. This is the first time in the world.
Roast the whole sheep on the aircraft carrier. What a wonderful idea. But why does Bush have an impulse to eat and drink in the past! Of course, it's not just bush, the other heads of state, who saw the bonfire burning on the deck of Lin Feng and sang and danced. How can they see and admire it. This is really enviable to death rhythm.
"Ha ha, Lin, I'll bet you'll be envious over there! Hey, hey, let them come. If they don't come, they deserve it! " Berlusconi tore off a large piece of mutton, chewed it, and laughed.
On one side, Merkel shook her head. This Berlusconi is really a rude man sometimes. But it's a surprise that such a person became the Prime Minister of Italy. It has to be said that when you are a politician, you don't need to have a high degree, a high culture and a high cultural quality. As long as you have a little political intelligence, that is emotional intelligence. He who can be a man will be a politician. Berlusconi is undoubtedly a good man.
"Ha, Prime Minister Medvedev, come, come, eat roast whole sheep!" Lin Feng laughed and said hello to Medvedev who had just come out.
At the moment, Medvedev's face is full of dishes. He has been living in a dream these days. Now he meets Putin. How can he not be afraid. After all, he originally came to trade with Lin Feng, but he was calculated by Lin Feng fiercely. Lian Pujing was implicated. Can he not be afraid!
"The president!" Medvedev opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say.
"Sit down." Putin was calm. He didn't say much about this. He just asked Medvedev to eat and drink. It seems that he didn't pay attention to everything. Only the last sentence betrayed Putin's mood - in the future, you are not allowed to drink with Lin Feng!
Poof! Lin Feng spewed a mouthful of wine directly into the campfire. It burst into flames and almost burned Berlusconi, who was about to tear the mutton. He was so scared that he screamed.
"I said President Putin, as for it! I just had a few more drinks with Prime Minister Medvedev. As for that! I really like prime minister Medvedev Lin Feng said to fight against injustice.
Putin gave a cold snort.
"You still have the face to say. It's not you. It's going to be like this! This time, it's just an alien fleet. Next time, you may be fooled into selling Russia! In the future, not only he, but also all Russians can't drink with you! " Putin said coldly.
This is Putin's profound experience. This guy is a Dionysus. He is afraid of Russian men. You know, Russian men can drink, which is world famous. But as a result, now everyone is scared by Lin Feng. Tell me what it is.
"Ha ha, Putin, you Russians are afraid of drinking! What a wonderful story On one side, Berlusconi heard and laughed.
Putin has a sulky face. This Berlusconi is really a wonderful flower in the world of heads of state. I don't know how he became the Prime Minister of a country. He's full of fat and shit. How dare he make fun of them Russians! However, although Putin is angry, he is not really angry. After all, if people make fun of you, you will be angry and want to hit people, which is wrong.
"Ha ha, President Putin, don't be angry, Prime Minister Berlusconi is such a person. What's more, I'm surprised. I just drink. It's nothing! Besides, Medvedev can't be blamed for this. Even if he doesn't drink, I will definitely let the fleet go to Tokyo Bay. Why else would I buy this fleet? " Lin Feng shrugged, "so don't blame the fleet. What's more, I promise to build a voluntary commodity city far beyond China's in Russia. If you still blame Prime Minister Medvedev, I'll cut corners! "
"You dare!" Putin drinks low.
"Hey, hey, what do you say?" Lin Feng hummed, "do you dare me?"
Putin's face changed a few times, then snorted and stopped talking to Lin Feng.
"Well, Prime Minister Medvedev, it's my fault to deliberately intoxicate you this time. So, today, I'll do it for you first and apologize to you! " Lin Feng got up to apologize and drank the wine in his hand.
Medvedev this moment, a bit inexplicably moved. I'm about to finish my wine, but when I think about it, I'll drink it myself, then I'll look at President Putin.
President Putin turned away from Medvedev. But obviously, the meaning is clear.
Drink!