Lin Feng is back!
The Spring Festival is coming as scheduled. For all Chinese people, Spring Festival is the happiest day. Every year's December 30 is a time for family reunion.
No matter you are in all parts of the world, or in all corners of the world, this day you have to go home, have a group dinner with your family, and spend the new year together.
On this day, nothing is more important.
Lin Feng also came back. All the girls are back.
Tiangong, Lin Feng, 13 wives and their parents are reunited together. There's nothing happier than that.
"Cheers! Let's drink to your reunion Lin Feng holds his glass high.
"Cheers The crowd cried out.
It's a happy family.
"Dad, I want to drink, too!" Lin Youxi naturally has a seat. Of course, there are seats for Lin Jiaqi. Lin Jiaqi, who is two years old, is a toddler.
So, everyone has seats.
In this family, as long as it is a person, there are seats. Of course, at present, we don't have pets. Of course, even if you have a pet, Lin Feng will not allow it to have its own place.
Lin Feng is not like some people. There is no way to pet his pets. In this family, people are the most important. Not pets! Of course, in addition to these people here, there is another position, a very special position.
In this position, there is nothing but a huge screen with a super HD camera. And inside the screen, it's a creature with a human head and a snake body. Of course, this creature is Nu Wa.
The reason for giving Nu Wa a place is very simple. Nu Wa is a member of the family. She is Lin Feng's second daughter. This family reunion naturally has the position of Nuwa. This is also a way for Lin Feng to win people's hearts.
There is no restriction on Nu Wa, and Lin Feng has no control over her. Therefore, it is Lin Feng's only means to treat her as a family member and restrain Nu Wa with morality. Fortunately, so far, Nu Wa has not had any rebellious period of youth. Otherwise, it would be a headache for Lin Feng.
"You want to drink?" Lin Feng laughed, "your body is not fully developed! When you grow up, drink it! Don't drink now Lin Feng chuckled, "if you don't agree, Nu Wa, show her the laws of various countries that restrict minors from drinking!"
There's Nuwa. To be honest, it's very convenient to access the information. Almost as soon as Lin Feng said it, Nu Wa was able to sort it out. Now, Nu Wa no longer needs to store all the information she needs in her hard disk.
"Cloud computing" and the new search engine technology combined with "Google" can enable "Nu Wa" to get all the information she wants from the Internet faster.
Lin Youxi suddenly lost his spirit.
"Sister, in the United States, you can only drink when you are 21 years old. In the west, you are basically 21 years old, even 23 years old. However, in China, Article 19 of the measures for the administration of liquor circulation clearly stipulates that liquor operators shall not sell liquor commodities to minors, and shall make it clear in a prominent position in the business premises. " Nu Wa spoke at this time.
Everyone was stunned.
But Lin Youxi clapped and laughed.
"Dad, you see, there is no law in China to prohibit underage drinking! It's just not allowed to sell alcohol to minors, but it's not allowed to drink! " Lin Youxi frowned and winked at Lin Feng. "So, you can't limit my drinking!"
Lin Feng glared at Nu Wa with a headache. Of course, it's the first time that Lin Feng knows that there is no law against underage drinking in China. Originally, Lin Feng thought that China should have it, but we didn't know it or didn't care. Daren Qing, China really has no relevant laws.
This really makes Lin Feng not know what to say!
When Lin Youxi saw that Lin Feng was speechless, he immediately poured himself a glass of red wine. She has long been curious about alcohol. It's just that she's been restricting her, and she doesn't dare drink by herself. In this family, Lin Feng's authority, let her understand, don't break the rules. Otherwise, Lin Feng will punish her ruthlessly.
"Just this one! Before the Chinese law has the explicit stipulation, in the future every New Year Festival, only allows this cup Lin Feng has no choice but to limit his theory.
Of course, Lin Feng can also restrict it with the authority of his parents. However, Lin Feng didn't want to be a wet blanket. After all, it's the Spring Festival.
"You Xi, don't be naughty!" As soon as Huang Meixi saw Lin Feng's expression, he knew that Lin Feng was a bit embarrassed, so he immediately yelled at him.
Lin Youxi's mouth suddenly turned up. She even dares to talk back to Lin Feng occasionally, but Lin Youxi dares not to talk back to Huang Meixi. Because Huang Meixi is too delicate, and in character, Lin Youxi follows Lin Feng's temperament. If she answers back, Huang Meixi will cry in silence.
This woman tears, the man is afraid, the woman is also afraid. Therefore, since Lin Youxi once contradicted Huang Meixi, she did not dare to contradict him any more. In addition to her discomfort, it was also because Lin Feng knew later that he would be furious and punish her the most severely.
Therefore, there is a weapon in the world, called: mother's tears.
"Forget it, it's new year's Day!" Lin Feng shook his head.
Lin Feng suddenly smiles.
"You say, in this world, which sentence is suitable for all kinds of scenes?" Lin Feng suddenly laughed and asked a question, but he didn't wait for the girls to answer. Lin Feng himself gave the answer, "it's Chinese New Year! No matter what trouble or matter, this sentence can solve any problem. Of course, time is limited to the Spring Festival
All the girls are guan'er. Indeed, if you think about it carefully, this sentence is really suitable for any occasion. What did you do wrong? It's new year's Eve. You don't want to work. It's Spring Festival. You don't want to get up for the new year. No matter what you want to do, what you want to do, what you have done, this sentence is very appropriate.
"Well, that's it. You can have a glass of red wine on New Year's day. But not more! After all, you are not an adult, drinking is not good for your health! " Lin Feng said.
Teenagers can not drink, mainly because the body is not developed. But red wine is good for your health. Of course, as teenagers, they should drink less.
"Hee hee, thank you, Dad! The best dad in the world Lin Youxi immediately flattered him.
Lin Feng shook his head.
This is really a human spirit!
Of course, today's children are smart. The information they receive is a hundred times or a thousand times as smart as that of children of the same age. It's perfectly normal.
"Xiao Lin, how long will you stay at home this time? In recent years, you are always running around. To be honest, although we are a family, we have few days together. You see, in the blink of an eye, Youxi is seven years old and Jiaqi is two years old. How long are you with them Father Lin is talking now.
Lin Feng is helpless. Against his father, Lin Feng will not. Chinese filial piety is here. Although Lin Feng is not that kind of foolish and filial person, what his father said at the moment just makes Lin Feng blush.
"I see. I won't go abroad for a while. Will always be in China! Everything that needs to be solved outside has been solved. " Lin Feng apologized.
"Then you take more time to accompany your daughter-in-law... People..." father Lin is obviously still a little uncomfortable with so many wives of Lin Feng, but the wood is done, the rice is done, and he can only accept it if he doesn't accept it.
Lin Feng naturally felt embarrassed. How long has it been!
The girls were heartless and heartless. It's rare to see Lin Feng's embarrassing moment. There are no outsiders here. They are naturally unscrupulous.
"Well, well, eat." Lin's father is also a little embarrassed by the girls. These daughters in law are really UN meetings. It's a sight to see. It's almost black!
Otherwise, it's a family all over the world! Father Lin shook his head.
Soon, the dinner was in a peaceful and happy atmosphere.
Naturally, as an old man, after dinner, it's natural to watch the Spring Festival Gala in front of the TV. This is the tradition of Chinese old people. There is nothing more important than finishing the Spring Festival dinner and watching the Spring Festival Gala.
As for the ladies, naturally, mahjong!
There is no more suitable family gathering than mahjong. Especially for women, winning or losing is not a matter. As far as the wealth of the women is concerned, unless they have reached the level of one million, they will lose heartache. Because, at the end of such a game, we may lose hundreds of millions. But obviously, women don't play that much.
They play cards, generally speaking, for the feeling of mahjong. Playing mahjong, just because of winning and losing and crazy, that's boring. That's the lowest level. For all the women, they don't care about money. What they care about is the feeling of playing mahjong, the feeling of winning or losing.
Of course, it's no fun if you don't have any color at all. So, women play a little more rules now. Everyone has a million chips, and if they lose, they start to take off their clothes.
A dress, a million chips. All naked, still lose, then... Hey, hey, hey. Therefore, all the women playing mahjong should be kept secret, including Lin Feng.
Because, it's too much! The only time Lin Feng can go is when all the women are in love! At that time, we need Lin Feng to put out the fire.
So, sometimes, Lin Feng is afraid that they will go crazy and play mahjong. In the end, I suffered too much! In the hearts of Chinese men, men always take advantage.
In fact, it's hard to say whether we can take advantage of this. At least Shaolin Feng thinks that he used to take advantage of himself and marry so many people. Now, Lin Feng has been taken advantage of. It's hard to be squeezed every time!
That day, not the average man can stand. Therefore, Lin Feng chose his parents to watch the Spring Festival Gala together.