"On that day, the holy light from the East shone on Britain abandoned by God!"
Reuters, the world's top three news media, commented on the day when China on the tip of the tongue landed in Britain
Because of "Hua Xia on the tip of the tongue", the average cooking level of the world has been improved.
"Although I can't cook and we don't have such a powerful Chinese restaurant, even if we just watch the animation, the food in my mouth suddenly becomes delicious."
This is the comment of many fans on Hua Xia on the tip of the tongue.
Every meal, the most watched program on TV, it must be "China on the tip of the tongue.".
Unfortunately, due to the time difference all over the world and different meals, there are a large number of viewers, but the audience rating is not high. If the whole world is eating at the same time, I'm afraid China on the tip of the tongue will surpass the audience rating of the world cup.
However, even if such a work does not contain politics, does not contain any negative factors, and only takes the world's favorite "eat" as the theme, it still arouses some people's protest.
"Mean! How mean! This is the temptation from the devil
The great queen Elizabeth of England, her Royal Highness Princess Louise, rebuked and protested the "Hua Xia" on the tip of tongue with hitherto unknown tone.
They even asked them to stop broadcasting, which was completely against the broad masses of the people, thus causing an unprecedented war of words.
This news was pushed to hechen's side. Hechen was very puzzled. According to the information he received. Isn't the princess a big eater? How can we protest against such a program? How strange!
It seems that such a call can hardly be supported. But it still stands. Princess Louise set an example and stood in the front line of the struggle against the common sense. She strongly demanded that Britain prohibit the broadcast of "China on the tip of the tongue"... At least at the meal time.
However, just a princess, in the face of this ferocious ratings, whether it is the catering industry or television stations, will not bird her.
And Huaxia also gradually appeared to support the voice of Princess Louise, Tianman and the major TV stations broadcasting "Huaxia on the tip of the tongue". All received complaints.
"My child used to have a good meal, but since the beginning of" Hua Xia on the tip of the tongue "at Fandian, he has become more and more noisy. He doesn't eat well. He thinks that I'm not as good-looking and delicious as the one on TV... In the animation, that's all the effects that top chefs can make. I'm just an ordinary mother, even if I do it, Also can't make that kind of gorgeous effect! This animation is very good, but I have only one request - don't play it at mealtime An ordinary mother left a message on Tianman's official microblog. Make a request.
"Can we have a good meal! Look at the beautiful food in the animation, and then look at a piece of Xiang in my bowl - please forgive me for using such an indecent name. But apart from Xiang, I really don't know what kind of language to use to describe the food made by a hand disabled party according to the steps in the animation. This animation not only made me unable to eat, but also caused a devastating blow to my soul. In just three weeks, I lost several jin! "China on the tip of the tongue" is not allowed to be played at the meal point! " Another netizen who claimed to be the handyman party also followed suit.
"It is strongly requested that" Hua Xia on the tip of the tongue "be banned! I'm single. I have enough to eat. My family is not hungry. I can't cook. I always eat outside. However, since the Chinese on the tip of the tongue was shown, all restaurants have been playing this animation. Even if I'm not hungry, I'll be hungry to see the gorgeous food, and my money will flow out. In this way, I spend twice as much on "eating" these days as I did last month! Tianman, you return my hard-earned money! " This is a fussy eater fan.
"Originally, I wanted to lose weight, but after watching" Hua Xia on the tip of the tongue ", not only did I not lose weight, but I gained a lot of weight! Protest against Tianman's cruelty
"Master, do you know how important a slim appearance is to a girl? In order to lose weight, I don't know how much effort I spent, but because of your "Hua Xia on the tip of the tongue" let all my efforts into smoke, my boyfriend abandoned me... It's your fault! Master, you compensate me for a boyfriend! I'm not demanding. I think you can make do with it. Then you can use yourself to pay off the debt! "
It's the so-called "success" and "failure" because of the "influence". Huaxia on the tip of the tongue makes the Chinese food famous, and it can even drive the development of agriculture all over the world. As long as enough time is given, it can also have a huge impact on the agricultural structure of all parts of the world.
Also because of the "influence", it seems to cause a lot of trouble to fans, let them love and hate.
"It's really..."
Tianman's people looked at such a reaction, some can't laugh or cry, don't know what to say."Ignore it." Zhou zhe thinks that the adjustment of time will have an impact on Tianman's layout, the promotion of Chinese catering culture, and even the whole catering industry; Anyway, I'm afraid this work will be sprayed from the beginning to the end.
The reason for such "embarrassment" is only painful.
He Chen thought about it, and a smile of happiness (Yin) and happiness (danger) came into his mouth.
"This is such a sincere request from fans. How can we ignore it? Let's agree to their wishes this time. Contact all the TV stations that broadcast "China on the tip of the tongue" and negotiate to adjust the broadcasting schedule. "
He Chen tells Zhou Zhe.
Zhou Zhe is dumb: "ah, really adjust, adjust for this inexplicable reason..." Zhou zhe shakes his head, does not understand he Chen's practice.
He Chen smiles but says nothing.
"Well, you are the boss. You has the final say, I'll run errands. You can tell me when to adjust. " Zhou zhe asked he Chen.
He Chen leaned on the leather chair and tapped on the table with his right hand. His happy rhythm was like his happy heart: "adjust to 10:00 p.m..."
"Poof, cough..." Zhou zhezheng drank water, choked directly and coughed violently.
"Ten o'clock in the evening... It's really you!"
Zhou zhe had a deeper understanding of he Chen's evil mood.
It's ten o'clock. It's neither early nor late. This happens to be the morning shift for the elderly. A period of rest. It's also a time to sleep late when the spirit is active. People who have been tired for a day have completely relaxed their bodies, and they are almost digested by dinner, and they are neither hungry nor full.
In this period, when we suddenly see "Hua Xia on the tip of the tongue", which can arouse people's appetite, what will it be like?
Bad taste seems to be contagious. Zhou zhe also feels his restless heart.
Generally speaking. When the schedule is decided, it will be very troublesome to temporarily adjust during the broadcast period, but it is not very difficult for Tianman, who is strong and rich.
Then the majority of foodie fans received a sad news - in response to the fans' affectionate request, Tianman's "China on the tip of the tongue" will adjust its schedule in the next episode!
"Changed schedule? When did it change? "
After some fans protesting the broadcast time of China on the tip of the tongue are praising Tianman's thoughtfulness and humanity for the victory of the revolution, more eaters are concerned about the broadcast time.
"It's said that the next episode has been changed to 10:00... It's all over the country."
"It's ten o'clock. It's so late, but it's OK. I just want to see it."
Until that day. People suddenly look back, only to find that a few days ago they are so pure. Tianman schedule after the change is even more crazy, there are wood!
When the schedule was changed, on the day when Huaxia on the tip of the tongue was broadcasted, tragedy suddenly came to this world!
On that day, the night market was suddenly more lively than usual. One by one, hungry people came out of their homes and went straight to the night market. Their eyes seemed to radiate green light, like zombies passing through, sweeping the whole night market. The peddlers who didn't know why were happy.
And some people in places without night markets sweep supermarkets and catch all kinds of snacks. Such abnormal behavior even makes some people panic. Isn't it war? What terrible infectious disease broke out? Or do some of the stories in horror movies actually happen?
The next day, another voice broke out on the Internet.
"We strongly demand that Huaxia on the tip of the tongue be played at the dinner point! The meal is bad enough, and people are not allowed to see "Hua Xia on the tip of the tongue". Is there any reason! I can't even eat without Hua Xia on the tip of my tongue IP shows that it's from the UK.
"Yes, it must be restored! Anorexia patients are ready to rely on this animation to treat their anorexia. Eating at night has a great impact on their weak body. Adjusting Hua Xia on the tip of the tongue to the evening will be regarded as a massacre of anorexia patients. No sale, no killing. I strongly demand to resume the broadcasting schedule of "Hua Xia on the tip of the tongue!"
He Chen's "China on the tip of the tongue" not only promotes the Chinese food culture, but also saves thousands of anorexia patients all over the world.
"Let's go back to dinner time! It's crazy to put the time in the ten o'clock gear! Do you know that even a ghost can't be seen here after 9 p.m! Want to eat, there is no stock at home, do you know that kind of call every day should not call to do not work, only the voice of the stomach to talk with you, lonely, lonely, as if the whole world abandoned you terror"We strongly demand that the original time be restored... Our business has been greatly affected by the change of time! We should not damage the interests of the masses because of the will of a small number of people. " All the big and small owners of the catering industry jointly protested.
"In the evening, at this time, people want to eat. Tianman, I just want to lose weight. Do you have a grudge against me? " Hard pressed people who want to lose weight have collapsed( Not finished, to be continued
ps The sixth part of "9999 death methods of porters" written by Fan Wai
Some unknown fan: I heard it's time for you?
Hechen: Yes.
Some unknown fan: when is it?
Hechen: ten o'clock in the evening, that's a good time. When fans are not hungry, don't you feel happy to let them see such food stories?
Some unknown fan: please your sister! Play with the pure hearts of fans, crazy, everyone will be killed! Let's die!
He Chen, death.