He Chen's eyes were twitching. He carefully looked at the numbers, confirmed them, and finally came to a conclusion - this is not an illusion!
"Ten million! wtf!”
Hechen made an incredible cry, and his voice changed color.
He really has an extraordinary appeal, but there is a limited time for 10 million people to dance SOS group dance - the work will be renewed after three months, which means that he has only three months, not much, a few days have passed, and now there is no time for three months!
Does the system really think he is the leader of a cult?
He Chen even had to doubt whether the system was a SOS cult, and this time the unlocking condition was the unlocking ceremony used by a cult to summon evil gods.
Time is so tight that he has no time to think more about it, so he immediately made a difficult decision to unlock parasite first.
At least "parasitic beast" unlocking conditions to hold up will be regarded as neuropathy, and "cool palace series" unlocking is likely to be regarded as the cult leader.
In contrast, parasite is simple and safe.
"Cough! Let me make an announcement to you
He Chen called the family together.
"What's the matter?" Yi Jing Hui's face was steady.
"Say something." The walnut slapped on the table.
"Touch!" Mamiko immediately took over, happily took the walnut card, and then played a card.
"And." Ling Yan gently pushed the card, and Ma Meizi's smile immediately collapsed.
Recently, four of them are addicted to playing mahjong. If they have nothing to do, they just sit together and play mahjong. So he Chen became a loner. But that's good. Playing mahjong relieves pressure. Relaxing and entertaining are better than sitting together and playing school days.
He Chen solemnly announced to several people: "these days, I want to do some performance art..."
"Performance art?" Several people with the same voice, even Ling Yan turned his head, looked up and down at he Chen, eyes exude strong interest.
"Is it the kind of" art "of running naked without clothes?" Walnut is very excited to shout, to "art" these two words bite very heavy.
Hechen was a little uncomfortable when he was staring at by the bright eyes of walnut. The eyes are too obscene, just like the eyes he looks at Yi Jingli at some time. He feels that his pure body is being harassed by a hooligan.
Just like in the reason of "appreciating beautiful things", men always have a strong interest in the body of the opposite sex, while appreciation is relative. Women always have the same strong interest in men's body. Perhaps because they have been in a weak position, such interest will be even stronger.
He Chen believes that walnut's eyes on him are not in "appreciation". He thinks it is more likely that he wants to take photos of his fruit to threaten him!
Mamiko's face was ruddy. Secretly look at he Chen, as if for fear of being found.
"... that's a pervert!" He Chen retorts. Then he said, "I suddenly thought of an interesting subject. Well, I'm drawing materials for creating wonderful stories, right, right?"
He Chen gently looked at his white and bony right hand and said softly.
In order to avoid causing unnecessary trouble, he Chen took the lead in explaining his situation to the public, and characterized it as a great act of dedication to art!
Countdown has begun, as long as adhere to three days, don't make mistakes, "parasitic beast" can get it!
With this idea, he Chen forces himself to ignore a few people. He widens his eyes and touches his right hand on his chest. It seems that he is going to show his love with his right hand, as if he is rubbing his ears with Yi Jinglin on weekdays!
"Er..."
It's obviously a good thing for him, but walnut suddenly shivers and looks at he Chen's back. He says to Yi Jing, "is it true that our affair has been discovered, which is a bit stimulating to him, so the brain starts the self-protection program, Made him an idiot? "
Yi Jing Hui replied: "who has something to do with you?"
Walnut holding mahjong, sophistry: "playing mahjong things ah!" But in my heart, I lament for the fate of my lonely life.
"It seems that there are too many things going on recently. I'm so busy and confused. Don't worry about him. Just let him finish his nerves. " Yi Jing Hui doesn't care. She knows who he Chen is. She certainly won't be stimulated by the fact that some of them have played mahjong too hard recently. They also heard from his assistants that he Chen is a god of gamblers, and they are very interested in challenging him. However, a group of people can't take care of themselves when they are framed. From then on, in order to attack he Chen, Step into the pit of mahjong.A few people are bored after work. Mahjong is really a time-consuming entertainment.
Walnut: "that continues not?"
Yi Jinglin: "go on."
Walnut: "by the way, who played in the round?"
Ma Meizi: "sister tobacco."
Ling Yan: "Tianhe."
"... cheating! No! Do it again
A strange silence, a few people suddenly coincidentally play Lai, the card into the table.
……
In order not to be sent to the abnormal human research center, he can only stay at home from the beginning of unlocking, so as to reduce the chance of being misunderstood - it seems that this is no different from his daily life.
As it happens, the food festival has come to an end, and all kinds of other things have been arranged. It's ok if there is no one for a few days.
So he Chen can leisurely with his right sauce, show love at home.
"Right sauce! In order not to make you tired, we won't draw cartoons today. Let's watch TV. What kind of TV do you want to watch? What, you want to watch animation! What animation do you want to see? Oh, as long as it's my animation, you want to see it! Come on, let's see "air", which happens to be replayed. It's a story about wingers! "
He Chen sat on the sofa, talking to himself, and his manner was extraordinarily penetrating.
"It's just your own procrastination. I want to have a rest recently. "
I make complaints about it. Originally, her special throne was in hechen's arms. But now it was occupied by hechen's hand!
He even said that he could not press his "right sauce"!
It's just a hand!
Yi Jing Lin has no origin to begin to eat the vinegar of he Chen's right hand.
make love!
Yi Jing Lin claps his cheek in a hurry and wakes himself up. He can't degenerate to the vinegar of one hand. It's too wrong! It's just a hand. Do you have her hand?
"Feel shy naked? I'll find you a beautiful dress. "
He Chen hummed a warm tune about to be shown. He gently washed his hands, perfumed his right hand with Ejin's skin care products, and found Ejin's gloves. Bring it to your right hand.
"Look how you eat!"
Yi Jing Yu said in a stuffy way. The dancing machine that she moved to fitness seemed to compete with hechen's right hand for favor, showing off her slim figure in front of hechen.
having dinner?
It's not hard, especially for couples
"Ah! Right sauce, do you want to feed me? The food you feed me carries a touch of sweetness. It's a feeling of happiness. "
He Chen interacts with his right hand affectionately.
Yi Jing Lin drinks porridge and spurts it out directly.
"It's so numb! It's so numb! I have goose bumps! Hechen, please don't do this! I can't stand it. You've never told me it's so annoying. It's disgusting that I can't eat... "Yi Jing Hui is crazy and has goose bumps all over her body. Even the delicious food made by Ma Meizi, the "super chef", has become very uncomfortable to her.
"Do you want me to say that to you? But not recently. He Chen and I don't understand the evaluation criteria of the system, so we can only do it as well as possible. Even if it's too exaggerated and disgusting, it's better than the interruption of the task caused by the play. If the task is interrupted, his previous efforts will be wasted, and the disgusting time will have to be prolonged, and the gain is not worth the loss.
"The devil wants you to say that!" Yi Jing is short of breath.
"Jinglin, do you want to see a doctor?"
Ma Meizi thinks that this problem seems to have become very serious. She makes suggestions to Yi Jingli very carefully and looks at he Chen anxiously.
"What kind of doctor are you looking for! I'm not sick... Right, right? "
"The disease is not mild." Ling Yandao.
In the evening, the door of hechen's room suddenly opens. Yijing comes out with her quilt in her arms and knocks on the door.
It wasn't long before mamiko in her pajamas opened the door and looked as if she hadn't gone to bed.
"Unexpectedly, what's the matter?" Ma Meizi looks at Yi Jingli, who looks a little haggard, and asks her, "Chen Jun, what's the matter..."
Yi Jing can't help but squeeze in. Her hair is in a mess and has no image.
"I can't stand him any more. I don't sleep well at night and I'm still sick. I told him a love story about Youjiang... Hiss, it's so unpleasant! I'm afraid sleeping next to him will kill him! Come and squeeze on your side. "Yi Jing Lin imitates he Chen's tone perfectly, and then she can't help shivering and complains to Ma Meizi.
"Well, if you don't mind..."
Ma Meizi shut them up. When she was in Yanjing before, she had been crowded with Ling Yan. Only when she came here did she have her own independent room.
Ma Meizi's room was very tidy, so she quickly cleaned it up - in fact, there was nothing she could do.
Yi Jing Hui throws the quilt on the bed and climbs up directly.
"You're reading," I want to tell you. " Yi Jing Hui saw a book on the bedside table. She picked it up and turned it over. It was the third volume of "I really want to tell you".
"Well."
"You like this very much." From the worn pages of the book, we can see that the book has been turned many times, but there is no trace of damage. It is well preserved.
"Well!"
"Let me see the first volume."
"All right!" Ma Meizi finds the first volume from the bookshelf, then hands it to Yi Jinghui, and takes the third volume she is looking at from her hand.
Two people who couldn't sleep spent a good night reading and chatting.
He Chen spent three days that he could hardly stand.
At the beginning, he didn't feel anything, but for him to keep such an attitude towards his right hand for three days was almost like mental pollution. During this period, he was also harassed by the mental and psychological doctors and experts found by Yi Jinglin and others.
To maintain such a state, we have to explain to those people who have completely misunderstood hechen. It's a nightmare.
It's really sad that there are only "right sauce" people.
Fortunately, I finally persisted.
Parasite has been unlocked successfully( Not finished, to be continued
ps The seventh part of "9999 death methods of porters" written by Fan Wai
Youjiang: you say I'm pathetic?
He Chen: isn't it sad to say that people who can only rely on right sauce?
Right sauce: ha ha, representing the whole world, sauce will kill you!
He Chen, death.