Xiaoshan sighed when he heard the roast Swertia.
Last time I chatted on the plane to NASDAQ, Xiaoxiao asked him what he liked to eat. He casually said a roasted whole Swertia.
It's not how delicious the roasted whole Swertia is. I just want to avoid making a small fuss and cook it for him.
But unexpectedly, Xiaoxiao not only bought Swertia, but also learned to bake!
"Did she buy a large oven just to roast the whole Swertia?" Luan Yuling asked in surprise.
Che Yaozhuang said with a smile, "she bought an oven, but it's not large. The Swertia is not as big as you think. The live Swertia is about 70 or 80 kilograms. After removing the internal organs and bones, it's only 20 or 30 kilograms of meat."
Twenty or thirty kilograms of meat is enough for eleven people. After all, ten are women.
Yangli looked at Xiao Shan and said with a smile, "since last time I heard that you liked to eat roasted whole roe, Xiaoxiao asked famous chefs everywhere when she came back from Nasdaq and vowed to collect the strengths of each family and make the best roasted whole roe in the world. You'll know later. Xiaoxiao made it by herself."
Miao Kexin and Zheng Siyi sighed in their hearts that Xiaoxiao was really distracted, not a young and ignorant emotion.
Luan Yuling is a little sour in her heart. It seems that I am too reserved. I have never asked what Xiaoshan likes to eat.
Xiaoshan took it seriously: "Aries is really violent."
The girls laughed.
Yangli chuckled, "don't let Xiaoxiao hear."
Lin Yushi sighed that as long as Xiaoshan was not married, these women would not give up, and even would rather be his lover when they were married.
Luan Yuling inadvertently smiled and said, "Xiaoshan, have you seen the good voice of China?"
"I don't have time to watch TV." Xiao Shan had a natural expression.
Luan Yuling was so angry that she couldn't say that without looking at it. Doesn't she pay too much attention to me?
The rabbit was very sensitive to Luan Yuling's emotions and innocently made up a knife:
"My brother really didn't watch TV during the day and night."
The faces of the women suddenly became strange.
You know at night? Just really know, can you say anything?
Fortunately, all the women saw that rabbit had no intention, otherwise they thought she was declaring sovereignty.
Luan Yuling suddenly said, "Xiaoshan, I don't want to be the host. Please change my job."
"Oh?" Xiaoshan asked in surprise, "isn't your host doing well?"
"You didn't see it. How do you know I did well?" Luan Yuling asked.
The girls smiled.
"Ridiculous! The host can't say change, it will affect the ratings." Xiaoshan refused.
Luan Yuling said with a smile, "I mean, after the program is over, you give me another job."
"What do you want to do?" Xiao Shan asked casually.
"I want to be a director."
Xiao Shan smiled: "do you have any ideas?"
"Yes. You are the best theme." Luan Yuling said excitedly, "take you as the prototype and make an inspirational film. The protagonist has created an Internet miracle and a miracle of the semiconductor industry chain with his extraordinary talent. It must be popular!"
The girls believe that Xiaoshan's legendary experience is indeed a rare theme.
But what they suspect is that Luan Yuling is ready to let Xiaoshan play herself.
"Your idea is wrong." Xiao Shan shook his head.
"Why?" Luan Yuling was very dissatisfied.
Xiao Shan said with a smile, "first, if you shoot like this, the audience will think that I am a genius and success is inevitable; while the audience is mortal and ordinary is inevitable. Without empathy, where can there be resonance?
For a successful inspirational film, the protagonist should be an ordinary person, and the audience can be inspired by comparison. If you must be a genius, you must also have fatal defects to make the audience think that you are inferior to yourself. In this way, the success of the protagonist will inspire the audience.
For example, the film Forrest Gump.
Forrest Gump is a genius. He can run faster than anyone. He can learn table tennis as soon as he learns. Why is it strange that such a genius succeeds? If the director plays the theme of "genius must succeed" like you, it can only be a bad film.
But of course the director wouldn't be so stupid, so he made Forrest Gump a fool.
Forrest Gump is just a line, stringing up pain points in life, so that almost everyone can find a picture and make themselves cry. In other words, the theme of Forrest Gump's true story is that fools have stupid blessings, not that genius must succeed.
Second, a good inspirational film, the protagonist must have experienced hardships and success can only move people.
For example, in Shawshank's redemption, the protagonist is an ordinary man. He didn't kill people, but he was sentenced to life imprisonment. Such a tragedy makes people have no resistance. Just like every mortal of us can't resist in the face of such a disaster, it will cause empathy, put it into it, and put compassion and sympathy into it.
When the protagonist goes to prison, it is all kinds of fatal crises that make the audience nervous and depressed to the extreme. Therefore, the audience will not be so moved until the protagonist escapes from his life with perseverance and 19 years of efforts.
This is what ordinary people can do. All they need is faith and self redemption.
However, my experience has not suffered any hardships, or even if there is a crisis, it has been resolved by "genius". Do you make up some hardships for me? What is this called, taking me as the prototype? "
When Xiao Shan finished, all the women nodded again and again. It felt very reasonable.
Luan Yuling asked, "as you say, your life experience can't be played yet?"
"Neither," Xiao Shan said with a smile, "but don't say you take me as the prototype and don't let me play."
This layer of window paper was suddenly pierced by Xiaoshan, and the women suddenly laughed.
Luan Yuling showed a trace of shame and anger in her eyes, but the quality of the host immediately calmed down and said calmly, "you think my idea is not good. Tell me how to shoot."
"You must be a director?"
"Sure." Luan Yuling is elegant and firm.
"OK. I'll give you two suggestions. First, make a comedy. Don't expect to create a classic. Start by catering to the audience. You should understand that what we need in this era is painkillers, not excitement.
Second, shoot what you are good at, such as singing and dancing. In other words, integrate singing and dancing elements into the plot, just like Indian films. I'll write the song. You can structure the plot. "
Luan Yuling's eyes suddenly brightened: "great! With your creation of lyrics and songs, more than half of the film has been successful! Ordinary Indian films are three dances and six songs. How many do you write for me?"
Che Yao's eyes suddenly straightened when she installed several women. Chinese films don't have this habit. Isn't that a song and dance album?
Xiaoshan smiled and said, "I'll write you six songs. The dance depends on you."
"No problem!" Luan Yuling was confident and smiled brightly, "why don't you give the film a name?
"Just call it old boy."
Xiao Shan has long thought that this popular micro film can be adapted into a real film length.
Luan Yuling was more happy: "what do you suggest about the plot?"
The girls laughed again. Luan Yuling asked so. It is estimated that Xiaoshan wrapped up the plot.
Sure enough, Xiao Shan said with a smile, "I'll give you a sketch."
He told the story of "old boy" once, which was similar to that of future micro films, but it was expanded and adapted by Xiao Shan and added the content of Wang Xiaoshuai and Xiao Dabao chasing school flowers, otherwise it was not enough to make a complete film.
Luan Yuling felt that the story fit the public and was popular.
She immediately said, "I think Xiao Dabao's Rogue character is suitable for Huang Bo to play."
All the women nodded and thought so.
Huang Bo really brought the hooligans to life in crazy stone. This is a man who depends on acting skills.
Xiao Shan did not reject it. He said with a smile, "Huang Bo has been a dance coach. He has solid dance skills. There is no problem playing Xiao Dabao. Who are you going to use as the other protagonist, Wang Xiaoshuai?"
Luan Yuling said with burning eyes, "there is no more suitable person than you."
The girls were suddenly dull and still thinking about it?
Xiao Shan spread his hands and said with a smile, "I don't have time."
Luan Yuling's cheeks were slightly hot, but she calmly said, "this role is empty first. Let's set the school flower Ma Lu first. Let Yangli play this?"
Xiao Shan said with a smile, "try it first. I'll write the song. After Yangli learns it, I'll play the opposite play with Yangli instead of Wang Xiaoshuai."
The girls immediately cheered excitedly. They had never seen anything played by Xiaoshan. This time it opened their eyes.
Xiao Shan took out his pen and paper and wrote a song under the surprised eyes of rabbit.
Yangli is very smart. She has followed Xiaoshan for three times and has basically mastered it.
Then Xiao Shan began to tell Yangli:
"Yangli, the scene we're going to shoot is the school flower Ma Lu singing in the bar, while Xiao Dabao and Wang Xiaoshuai bet to soak the school flower. The first person to appear is Wang Xiaoshuai. He came on the stage, took the microphone, sang and danced around Ma Lu.
After Wang Xiaoshuai sings a paragraph, you should grab Mike and start singing your song. When I sing, your expression should be arrogant and dismissive. You can smile and stare coldly. Just don't think of it as a movie. You should do whatever you want, be passionate and energetic, so that the audience can deeply love you. Well, just like you face the sex wolf, I love you Guys, this is a comedy. The action should be exaggerated, okay? "
Yangli's eyes brightened and nodded excitedly.
She felt that Xiaoshan was much better than those directors, especially she didn't have any tension with Xiaoshan, just wanted to be crazy.
Xiao Shan suddenly asked, "what do you do in the face of sex wolves?"
Yangli said without thinking, "I hit him on the head with a wine bottle."
She did not dare to do this in the island country, but when she came to China, she was taken for granted by the manager with the connivance of various bosses and under the influence of a small tyranny.
The girls trembled and lay in the trough. What are you going to do to smash a wine bottle in Xiaoshan?
Xiao Shan said with a smile:
"Very good. I remember smashing Wang Xiaoshuai's wine bottle during the actual shooting. I can't lose myself without losing others. But now it's not the actual shooting. I'm just replacing Wang Xiaoshuai temporarily, and the wine bottle won't be used. OK, start now!"
Xiaoshan picked up the microphone and suddenly twisted his body, just like Michael Jackson's electric motor ass, singing at the same time.