Chapter 81

When the students heard that Tang Qing was just telling jokes, they were disappointed, but it was better than nothing. They all calmed down and looked forward to Tang Qing.

Xie Wendong is a little disappointed. He hopes that Tang Qing will be arrogant and inflexible. Even if he comes up to perform a show to see him make a fool of himself, he just heard from his classmates that no one knows Tang Qing's talent, but he didn't expect Tang Qing to tell a joke. Who can't.

Cunning, Xie Wendong hummed in his heart.

Originally Xie Wendong wanted to encourage everyone to force Tang Qing to come to a program, but he was forced back by Tang Qing's cold eyes.

He didn't expect that Tang Qing's eyes were so terrible that he trembled all over, just like being stared at by some beast, and didn't dare to say a word.

This is because Tang Qing discovered that the source gas could be released from the sandbag last time. Later, he made a good experiment. As long as he wanted, he could send it out from any part of his body. Only to achieve the ability of breaking armour, it was useful only when he was next to his body. He could not kill cattle in the air.

He thought of eyes at that time. Of course, he didn't want to attack with eyes, but to frighten. He found that according to his own emotions, the source gas emitted from his eyes has different effects.

For example, when he is happy, the source gas from his eyes will make other people feel happy, and so are other emotions. Just now, when he saw that Xie Wendong still wanted to do something, he directly learned Han Leng's unique temperament and glared at Xie Wendong.

Before, he had tried to stare at a vicious dog in the community with source gas, and directly scared the vicious dog who yelled at everyone except the owner to hide in the corner with his tail between his legs, and did not dare to make a sound at all.

When he learned that the effect was so good, he was very excited. Then he gave a kind look at the frightened dog. The dog was fawning and fawning. He was very good. If Tang Qing hadn't been scared at last, the dog would have broken away from the chain and gone home with him.

However, although Yuanqi can carry emotions, it can't carry information. At that time, he thought that since Yuanqi can convey happiness and anger, it can also convey other information, such as making the dog sit down and lie down.

However, the result was very disappointed. The dog didn't understand it at all. No matter how he tried, it didn't work. It also made him know that the source gas value can only transmit emotions, which can be transmitted to the other person's deep brain, but can't transmit specific information.

The key is that kengdai's system is still without comment. It's not humanized at all. Like the system in the novel, there are joys and sorrows. It can also communicate and work hard for the welfare of the host. Some of them are very amusing, and even scold Hu Kan with the protagonist.

When you think about your own system, even the term "artificial intelligence" is a bit hard to describe. Tang Qingzhen doesn't know why the people who created it didn't let it bring some emotion.

I don't even want to change my name. I don't know when I ask, just like my uncle.

No, it's the master.

Tang Qing has no intention of make complaints about this.

"Cough, well, let's stop doing things on our hands and mouths first, so that we don't have to spray on the faces of the students around us and around us, which will affect the feelings and friendship between the students. If we don't say that we waste food, then I'm guilty.

State in advance that you will not be responsible for the consequences of disobedience. Are you ready Tang Qing loudly mobilized the atmosphere and said with a smile, sometimes it's really good to be noticed by many people.

"Ha ha, ready."

"Don't worry, you're not in charge. Hurry up."

"That's right. Tang Qing, speak quickly."

"Is this a joke?"

After hearing this, the students didn't expect that Tang Qing, who usually doesn't show the mountain water leakage, was very funny. Before, Tang Qing just talked about the topic on the blackboard, and they were very serious. It was the first time that he was so open.

"Well, let's get to the point. Listen, this is a series of jokes, which happened on the primary school campus. It's called Xiao Ming, go away." Tang Qing's face was plain and straight.

When is the funniest time to tell a joke?

Of course, when the speaker is serious.

Otherwise.

In the middle of it, you'll have a laugh, and you'll laugh like hell. No matter how funny a joke is, it'll be greatly reduced.

Students are very happy, and their hearts are full of expectations and doubts.

Xiaoming?

What a common name.

Why get out of here?

Did you make a mistake?

Tang Qing took a deep breath and said slowly:

in the classroom, Xiao Ming leans his head on the table and doesn't listen to class.

The teacher came over and asked, "Xiao Ming, are you sick again?"

Xiao Ming said without raising his head: "yes, it's a headache."

The teacher said, "do you have a doctor's certificate? Take it out and you can go home and have a rest! "

Xiao Ming said, "it's because the doctor doesn't issue a certificate, so he has a headache."

Teacher: "get out of here..."

The next moment, the whole class was in an uproar.

"Ha ha ha.""Because I don't have a certificate... Xiao Ming is so cute... Ha ha

"Ha ha ha ha.. I laugh to death. "

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Tang Qing continues.

"The teacher told Xiao Ming to get up and answer questions in class, in order to exercise his courage.

Xiaoming said weakly: "I'm sorry... Teacher, I... I'm not going to

the teacher said loudly, "can't you be a man?"

Xiao Ming is thoughtful... Finally, Xiao Ming slapped the table angrily and yelled, "I can't!"

Teacher: "get out of here."

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In history class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: do you know what Li Shizhen's works are?

Xiao Ming replied: I don't know his works, but I know what his last words were before he died.

The teacher was very curious and asked him what he said.

Xiao Ming: this grass is poisonous...

teacher: you.. get out! -

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Xiao Ming: teacher, I want to ask you a question.

Teacher: get out!

Xiao Ming: teacher, I really just want to ask a question

teacher: Nemo, get out of the women's room now!!!

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Teacher: Xiao Ming, get out.

Xiao Ming: why, I didn't do anything.

Teacher: because I'm going to ask a question!

"Ha ha..."

"I laugh to death, Xiao Ming is so cute."

"Tang Qing, you are so funny. I sympathize with Xiao Ming."

"No, I should sympathize with his teacher."

"Yeah, ha ha ha."

"I can't see it..."

"No, one more, one more..."

"One more, no, ten more."

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After listening to the Xiaoming series, the students almost split their breath with laughter, but they still have a little bit of feeling.

"Well, I'll have a few more. It's nothing Tang Qing said with a smile,

although he can't remember many songs in his previous life, he remembers a lot of funny jokes, just like Xiao Ming. Whenever he is bored, watching funny videos is his daily life, so he remembers a lot of jokes.

In particular, the series of unexpected and violent events in later generations will be put aside when nothing happens, while reading. He will listen to many funny online dramas in later generations.

No way, life pressure, see the video solution fatigue.

"Ha ha ha."

"No way.".

"Tang Qing, you can play a sketch"

"that is, it has a bright future."

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Ten minutes later, Tang Qing told a lot of jokes and jokes, which made the students laugh so much that they didn't dare to eat to avoid choking. This is different from the jokes they usually hear. It's so novel and.... It's the first time they've heard the rebellious jokes.

Xie Wendong couldn't help laughing several times, but when he thought it was Tang Qing, he immediately stopped smiling. His face was tangled and turned red. He could see Tang Qing... I don't have any feeling. It's cool to defeat such a low-level and brainless opponent.

Who designed this guy.

It's almost time to see it. Tang Qing is ready to finish. He doesn't remember much. Many of them are talk shows and jokes. There are not many suitable jokes to tell. If he goes on, he will be hollowed out by these people.

"Well, students, I don't have any stock here. In this way, let's make a quick turn and find a classmate to cooperate." Tang Qing continued.

The students didn't say anything after listening to it. They talked for more than ten minutes, and in the middle they even added a lot of jokes. It's good to remember so many jokes. If you don't let Tang Qing down, it's embarrassing.

"Er, let me have a look. Let's thank you. Remember to answer in three seconds." Tang Qing said to Xie Wendong, when things come to this, of course Xie Wendong will come to an end. No matter what the result is, he will be invincible.

Xie Wendong just heard Tang Qing call him, he did not accept at the beginning, you can't let me come up, you let me answer,... Design the coarseness of the line.

But we can't fall behind. No, so Xie Wendong stood up and said to Tang Qing, "let's make a topic."

"Listen, you're running with other people in the 100 meter race. You've passed the second place, so what's your number now?" Tang Qing said with a smile.

"I'm the first... Wait, I'm second Xie Wendong's quick witted reply is that his mind is very dangerous. At the same time, he looks at Tang Qing's eyes full of complacency. At this level, I want ten.

"It's all answered by Xie. Well, the second question, if you surpass the last one, which one are you?" Tang Qing said with a smile"Last, of course." Xie Wendong said with a natural expression that the same question came twice, but he was not stupid. In his opinion, Tang Qing's brain was funny.

"Classmate Xie, it's good. Then, the third question is, why does a pig bump into a tree when it comes out of the pigsty?" Tang Qing asked with a mysterious smile.

"Because his brain doesn't turn." Xie Wendong answered in an instant. He usually plays with his friends in the county. How can this simple sharp turn be hard to get him? It's easier than the one just now.

Cut.

A bumpkin who has never seen the world.

Xie Wendong despises Tang Qing in his heart.

"Classmate Xie, you are smart. Well, everyone has a good meal and a good drink." Tang Qinggu a few palms, said with a smile, looking at Xie Wendong's eyes with a little banter, and then turned back to his position.

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