Chapter 687

The first issue of "where is Dad going" is very novel in Lu Ying's eyes.

At the beginning of the program, two hosts, one fat and one thin, appeared on the camera. They were not the hosts of Nanhu satellite TV known to Lu Ying, but the contrast of one fat and one thin, one simple and honest and one serious, immediately made her happy.

Especially when the fat host introduced himself that his name was Xiong ER and the thin host was Xiong Da, Lu Ying was eating melon seeds and sprayed all the melon seed shells out of her mouth.

In the original time and space of "bear haunt", it appeared in 2012, but now "bear haunt" has not appeared, but Lu Yang has come back from the past. Therefore, Xiong DA and Xiong Er have become the stage names of the two hosts of "where is Dad going".

After Xiong DA and Xiong er made a gag, they got out of the stable nanny car and rushed into the airport hall with excited gestures. Xiong Er followed Xiong Da into the airport hall and said to the camera: "Dear and lovely friends! Xiong Da told me early this morning that there will be a mysterious big guest present today. Who is it? Xiong Er, I'm very curious! Are you curious? OK! Now come with me to reveal the secret big guest! I hope you won't let me down! And don't let your dear and lovely friends down Look! Hey... "

Lu Yang smiled. He didn't know exactly who the five guests invited in the first phase were. He only knew two and the other three. Lu Yang asked the director of the program group on the phone. Director Hong Tao said mysteriously that it would be kept secret for the time being and would leave him some expectations and surprises.

I wonder if I can surprise him today

Lu Ying leaned her head against Lu Yang's shoulder and kept throwing melon seeds into her mouth with a small hand. She was very happy and happy.

On the TV screen, Xiong DA and Xiong Er are already in place, looking eagerly at the white clouds in the sky, waiting for the arrival of the plane.

At this time, montage editing appeared in the picture lens. For a while, they looked at the sky eagerly, and for a while, they scratched their heads and scratched their cheeks bored. The fat Xiong Er seemed to be naughty. Because he was bored, he began to look for fun.

After a while, he quietly reached out to the other side of bear's head and suddenly slapped it. Then he quickly withdrew his hand, stood beside bear with a cute face and looked at the sky in a daze. Bear, who was suddenly attacked, turned his head and looked at a child next to him. The child sat on a man's shoulder and was laughing at him.

In the first round, Xiong Er successfully blamed the sneak attack on a little boy aged three or four.

The bear opened his mouth and finally had no good intention to argue with the three or four-year-old boy. He pretended to stare at the little boy fiercely, looked back at the sky and scratched his head unconsciously.

At this time, Xiong Er, who tasted the sweetness, quickly shot again and slapped the bear's big head again. The place where he started was still on the other side.

Just now, Xiong Da suddenly turned back and stared at the little boy. At the beginning, the little boy still laughed. As a result, the time of Xiong Da's stare was obviously too long. The smile on the little boy's face gradually disappeared, his mouth tilted and cried.

The little boy's father quickly put the little boy down and coaxed him in a low voice. He glanced suspiciously at Xiong Da, who had returned to his normal expression.

Xiong Da was at a loss. Xiong Er turned his back to Xiong Da next to Xiong Da, and his fat shoulders shrugged and snickered.

In front of the TV, Lu Ying smiled and scolded in a low voice: "this fat man is too cloudy!" but she watched it with relish.

The little boy was put on the ground. Xiong Er lost the object of the blame. For a time, he couldn't attack Xiong Da, and fell into a boring time.

At this time, the figure of Xiong Er walking around on the screen with a faint residual shadow, which proves that his boring wandering time is much longer than that of the screen.

Soon after, Xiong Er found fun again.

The little boy was taken farther by his father and no longer stood next to the big bear. After the father and son's position was vacant for a while, a bald man with two moustaches came.

The man's bald head glittered, as if smeared with oil. There was not much meat on his bald head, so it seemed that the eyes under a pair of thick eyebrows were particularly large and turned flexibly.

Bareheaded, wearing a pair of forced sunglasses, one corner of my mouth slightly tilted up, like I'm a loser.

Xiong er's eyes suddenly fell on his bald head. His small eyes turned a few times. Suddenly, he stretched out his hand and quickly patted the back of the bald head. With a slap, he quickly took back his black hand. His cute little eyes blinked at the sky as before.

The chubby round face seems to say: I'm cute! Absolutely harmless!

But Lu Ying, who didn't laugh very much, was successfully amused by him again.

Baldheaded turned his head and stared at Xiong Da, because Xiong Da, the unlucky child, also frowned and turned to look at the baldheaded.

It has to be said that although Xiong Da is thin, all the flesh on his face and arms is horizontal. With a pair of wrinkled thick eyebrows, he feels a little murderous.

The bald head looked at the bear for a long time. Finally, he took back his eyes and looked at the front again.

Xiong DA and bald didn't notice. Xiong Er standing on the other side of Xiong Da raised his shoulders and laughed. No one around seemed to notice. Well, only the little boy who had been planted and framed was looking at Xiong er with wide naive eyes.

Unfortunately, the child is still too young. He just stares at him and doesn't expose Xiong er.

"Pa!"

Xiong Er succeeded again. When he turned his head and looked at Xiong Da this time, he was already gnashing his teeth. What's funny is that Xiong Da frowned and looked at him in good time again.

"It's better to hit me bald? You..."

Bareheaded and gnashing his teeth, he was about to say a few cruel words. The plane we had been waiting for for for a long time, but at this time, it slowly descended to the airport.

The noise when the plane takes off and lands is always very loud. The harsh sound of breaking the air instantly covers the cruel words behind the bald head. On TV, we can only see him gnashing his teeth and moving his lips, but we can no longer hear his voice.

So Xiong Er snickered next to him.

The description of these two pranks made by Xiong Er seems very long. In fact, when the pictures on the TV screen are combined with the sound, coupled with the montage editing technique, the two pranks are finished in less than five minutes.

These two pranks are the product of Lu Yang's temporary mischief.

Lu Yang arranged the three classic characters in bear haunt in his memory - Xiong Da, Xiong ER and bald Qiang at the beginning of the program.

Seeing that her sister Lu Ying is always amused, she seems to be very successful.

Just two pranks vividly present Xiong Da's seriousness and Xiong er's out of tune in front of the audience.

……

Montage clip appeared again. The plane that was just landing had been quite stable at the airport. The passengers rushed out and came down one by one with their luggage from the cabin door.

Xiong Er couldn't wait and jumped on tiptoe to see the passengers who appeared in the cabin door one after another. He kept saying: "who Nirvana? Who Nirvana? Xiong Da! Who Nirvana? Who is our mysterious guest today? Why haven't I seen you yet?"

As soon as Xiong Er seemed excited, he spit out the local voice of his hometown, which made Lu Ying laugh again, who had already adapted to his language tone.

Lu Yang couldn't help smiling.

When he grew up, Lu Yang stopped watching cartoons for many years, but soon after the appearance of the original space-time "bear haunt", he accidentally watched "bear haunt" on TV for a while, and immediately fell in love with it!

Xiong Da, who always pretends to be intelligent, brave and domineering, Xiong Er, who is always out of tune, greedy but lazy and likes to play, and bald headed Qiang, who has been playing miserably but can't die.

What Lu Yang likes most is Xiong Er, who speaks with a naive accent.

Once Xiong er's funny voice spoke out, many of the originally ordinary lines had a funny effect.

……

Finally, in the camera, Xiong Da's eyes brightened and suddenly snapped his fingers: "here comes the mysterious guest!"

"With a loud noise in the sky, Lao Tzu came on stage?"

Xiong Er subconsciously answered when he heard the speech, but his eyes widened to see a little girl who had just appeared in the hatch.

A little girl about five?

A little girl about five?

In the second moment, the bear was messy in the wind. He stared at the little girl who stopped slightly in the cabin door and murmured, "Xiong Da! It's really mysterious! But where is she... The big guy? The good big guy? The good guy?"

The sentence repeated later was obviously full of anger in Xiong er's chest. With this sudden increase in volume, Xiong Er suddenly turned his head and stared at Xiong Da, who seemed to deceive his pure feelings.

In front of the TV, Lu Ying was stunned and fell laughing on the sofa.

In front of the camera, Xiong Da ignored Xiong 2. He had accelerated his steps and ran to the aircraft gangway with a microphone.

If Lu Yang came back from 2014, he would probably add a line to Xiong Da here - "run, brother!"

Unfortunately, Lu Yang comes from 2013

Therefore, when the bear ran out, he didn't have a line. The two bears only felt a gust of wind rushing through their eyes, and several hairs on their foreheads fluttered and fell again. The reaction was a little slow. They slowly turned their heads and looked at the cabin door again.

A punk man whose hair seemed to have been violently blown by a hurricane appeared in the cabin door, put his hands on the shoulders of the previous little girl, smiled brightly and waved downward.

Xiong er's small eyes suddenly widened. In front of the TV, Lu Ying, leaning on Lu Yang's shoulder, also suddenly widened his eyes and sat up straight. He exclaimed with Xiong er at the same time: "Ren Xianqi?"

Lu Yang was slightly stunned and surprised.

Unexpectedly, Ren Xianqi, who never appeared in the program where Dad went in the original time and space, is also one of the important guests of the first issue of where Dad went.