Chapter 806

Name:Rebirth 2003 Author:Muzixin
On the same day, Liu Xiahui, who now lives in Guangzhou, dressed up and went to the nearby Huayi cinema and bought a ticket for "people in an embarrassing way".

In other words, Liu Xiahui is really handsome. He is a rare handsome man in the writing circle, especially in the great God circle with frustrated men everywhere. This is also a place where he has always been very complacent. When he is free, he likes to take a beautiful personal photo of him in the author group or book fan group.

After selling popcorn and coke, he bought popcorn and coke. Then while waiting for the official opening of the film, he sat in the rest area and looked around for nearby beauties, such as big girls, little daughter-in-law and little Lori.

No way, men are good at this! Without this hobby, he can't write so many beautiful women with different styles.

There are many beautiful women, which is also a highlight feature of Liu Xiahui's works.

While waiting, the outgoing Liu Xiahui also took out his brand-new Apple mobile phone and called the familiar friends and authors one by one. He asked them if they had entered the cinema now? Did you buy tickets for "people in the middle of nowhere"?

Whether the people on the phone congratulated him or laughed and scolded him, he laughed happily.

"People in the embarrassing way" is his first play, which is about to be released. Liu Xiahui's joy is greater than his first fee for the novel.

Liu Xiahui's eyes suddenly lit up when he was on the phone. In front of his line of sight, a tall beauty dressed cool and pure suddenly came in. The long arms exposed outside the sleeveless thin shirt and a pair of big legs under the hot pants were as white as porcelain. The figure was convex and thin. What impressed Liu Xiahui most was that the girl's appearance was also quite high.

Liu Xiahui saw that the girl was walking to the ticket office to buy tickets. There were no eye-catching men around her.

"OK, OK! That's all for today! Bye! Talk next time!"

Liu Xiahui, with bright eyes, immediately said goodbye to a great God on the phone. Before the great God could react, he hung up the phone, blinked, took a deep breath, looked around and saw that no one had noticed him. He got up quietly and walked over.

"A picture of people in the embarrassing way, thank you!"

Before he got very close, Liu Xiahui heard the girl say this to the conductor.

This made Liu Xiahui more happy.

The film soon began. Liu Xiahui quietly followed the girl into the screening hall. He saw the girl take a seat behind the cinema. There were few people around him. Liu Xiahui hesitated, followed him quietly and sat down in the next seat across the seat.

As for whether this seat is the seat on his movie ticket, who cares about it at this time?

The film soon began. Until this time, Liu Xiahui paid attention to the attendance rate in the film hall. The front was basically full, and the back was a little sparse. The attendance rate was about 70%, which made Liu Xiahui a little disappointed.

However, with the official screening of the film, he didn't care about it. His eyes temporarily fell on the big screen in front of him. He also wanted to see how his Screenwriter's film was made.

This is the first movie he wrote in his life! Very memorable.

When he saw Wen Chou and his name written in the screenwriter column on the big screen, Liu Xiahui showed a knowing smile on his mouth, which felt really good.

This means that the director and actors of the film are all directing and acting according to the plot he wrote, and have a sense of control over the whole film.

When he saw his name appear on the big screen, Liu Xiahui also subconsciously glanced at the girl beside him. He saw that she was sitting in her seat quietly looking at the big screen and didn't notice him. Liu Xiahui was inevitably a little disappointed and had to continue to watch the film.

The opening scene of the film is in the railway station hall where a person comes and goes. Xu Zheng, dressed as a white-collar worker, hurried to the ticket window with her luggage while talking on the phone quickly. The picture flashed, and Zhang Li appeared. In a home-based house, Zhang Li's image as a home wife was talking on the phone with Xu Zheng.

The picture flashed again. Back to the scene of Xu Zheng, Xu Zheng was saying to his wife, "uh huh! I know! I've arrived at the station and I'm going to buy a ticket to get on the bus. Don't worry! I'm sure I can come back to spend the new year with you before New Year's Eve this year!"

On the phone, although Zhang Li was very beautiful, she looked very plain. Listening to Xu Zheng's guarantee, she smiled faintly and said calmly: "Don't promise me! You promised me that before the Chinese new year last year, and you promised me that before the Chinese new year the year before last, you haven't come back to me for two years! Still, if you can't come back before the new year's Eve this year, we'll divorce after the New Year!"

With a calm finish, Zhang Li hung up the phone.

In the ticket hall of the railway station, Xu scrambled for a meal and looked slightly changed. He shouted "hello?" to the phone several times. What he heard was already a blind tone on the phone.

Speechless, Xu Zheng suddenly started and was about to continue to go to the ticket window. Suddenly, a man rushed obliquely and ran past him. Suddenly, he knocked the local tyrant's gold mobile phone off the ground.

Xu Zheng's footsteps were another pause. He looked at the back of the man who didn't turn back. After reacting, he shouted several times. The man just ran farther and farther, and didn't even turn back at all.

Xu Zheng's stunned and angry appearance made many people in the cinema laugh.

Xu Zheng's image and performance style have this magic. Whether he is happy, stunned or angry, his expression is always so funny.

Although he looked serious, he didn't mean anything funny.

At that moment, Wang Baoxiang appeared in woodlouse, bent down from the bottom up and looked at Xu Xu Zheng, and looked down at the mobile phone on the ground. Wang Baoxiang suddenly smiled, and squatted down to pick up the mobile phone that Xu had lost on the ground.

Xu Zheng was very alert. He immediately looked at Wang Baoxiang and said, "I lost it!"

"I know!"

Wang Baoxiang Rooster bared his teeth and smiled like a chicken thief. He returned his mobile phone to Xu Zheng with both hands. Xu Zheng stretched out his hand to get it, but he suddenly took it back.

Facing Xu Zheng's puzzled eyes, Wang Baoxiang smiled and asked, "brother, your mobile phone is good! Where did you buy it?"

Xu Zheng, who had just been wanted by his wife and was knocked off his mobile phone, was not in a good mood. He directly reached out and took back his mobile phone, accelerated his pace and crossed the wrong path with Wang Baoxiang, leaving a sentence: "go away!"

Wang Baoxiang's innocent woodlouse blinked, grinning suddenly, carrying a bag of dirt, and a roll of underneath his arms. He followed the Xu fight and went to the ticket window to queue up for tickets.

Seeing the performance of the two live treasures on the screen, the audience's laughter came from time to time in the screening hall. Liu Xiahui smiled several times and heard the giggling voice of the girl next to him several times. He quietly went to see the girl several times, but the girl didn't notice him.

This made him both happy and disappointed.

The movie continues.

Obviously, Xu Xu, a successful man, met his own nemesis, the woodlouse played by Wang Baoxiang.

As long as this woodlouse is around him, he will always have all kinds of bad luck. He will take the train to the baggage rack and put his luggage on. The enthusiastic Wang Baoxiang will help him. The result is a little help. A pulley on the trunk has been knocked off the luggage rack because Wang Baoxiang's rude guy at the construction site has been exerting too much effort.

Xu argued that the fire could not come out because the woodlouse was kind enough to help.

When he sat down in his seat to rest, Wang Baoxiang suddenly took out a bag of tea eggs. While eating happily, he enthusiastically handed one to Xu Zheng, which startled him. The tea egg with shell almost slipped into his mouth.

It was hard to settle for a while. When Xu was fighting to drink the cup of boiling water, Wang Baoxiang played the woodlouse and suddenly shot his thigh. He laughed badly and looked at the Xu race. The boiling water just poured down not only burned his mouth but also sprinkled some pants in his crotch area, so when he asked, "what are you doing?" Wang Baoxiang didn't mean to apologize. Still happily, he brought a broken mobile phone to his eyes, pointed to a spoof video on the mobile phone for him to watch, showed it to him and asked him whether it was funny.

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People who have seen the original "people in the embarrassing way" know that the tone of the film is that Xu Zheng met a warm self familiar funny ratio on his way home

This meeting was called woodlouse's eldest brother's elder sister's tease, and he still had no idea of what was implicit and reserved. He got along well with others, but when he was contending with Xu, Xu Xu always had bad luck.

When Lu Yang asked Liu Xiahui to write the screenplay, he told him about this idea. At that time, Liu Xiahui became interested as soon as he heard the story.

Because he is a funny and playful person and likes to write funny and relaxed plots.

In fact, he did write very well, which can be seen from the laughter in the screening hall after the film began to be shown.

Some poor viewers who are eating or drinking are laughing because of the sudden laughter on the screen.

When Liu Xiahui saw one-third of the film, he had forgotten to continue to pay attention to the little beauty around him. The script was clearly written by him. He clearly knew all the jokes in the whole film, but watching the performances of Xu Zheng and Wang Baoxiang, he threw himself in like other audiences and laughed together from time to time.

When the movie was over, he smiled and suddenly remembered that there was a little beauty around him. When he quickly turned to see it, the little beauty was already packing up and ready to leave.

Seeing that she was ready to leave, Liu Xiahui thought that he might never see her again. Liu Xiahui was worried and blurted out a shout: "Hey! Hey!"

The little beauty was completely unprepared. She looked back at him suspiciously and asked, "are you calling me?"

Before calling her, Liu Xiahui didn't think about anything. He didn't think about what to say to her after calling her.

At this time, in the face of her inquiry, Liu Xiahui suddenly realized this. With a click in his heart, he said in a secret way: no!

Fortunately, he wrote a lot of stories about picking up girls. At this moment, he seemed to be possessed by the hero of love in the book, and a good idea flashed in his mind.

He reached out and touched his body. He touched out his little manual that he usually used to record inspiration anytime and anywhere. While taking out a mini ball point pen from the manual, he smiled and said to the girl, "Hey! Hello! That's right! I'm a market researcher of Chou Lin film company! Er, it's the investment company you just saw the film" people in an embarrassing way ". Have you heard of it?"

The little beauty was surprised, but she was also a little happy. She smiled and nodded and said, "Oh, ugly forest film company? I've heard of it. Hello! What can I do for you?"

Seeing the little beauty's smile and obviously put down some alert look, Liu Xiahui felt more at ease and naturally looked a lot more on his face.

He smiled and said, "Oh, you know! It's like this! Our leaders asked us to come to the cinema today to investigate the audience's feelings after watching the film, so as to accumulate market research information! In this way, can I delay you a few minutes? Can you simply answer a few small questions here? Please, please!"

With a smile on his lips, Liu Xiahui bowed to the little beauty with a very sincere attitude.

The little beauty was obviously a thin skinned girl. Seeing that he was so sincere, she hesitated and nodded her head.

Liu Xiahui also made up a few questions to ask her, all very simple questions.

Such as: how do you feel after watching the film?

What score can you give for the performances starring Xu Zheng, Wang Baoxiang and Zhang Li?

Also, do you think Xu Zheng, who is the director for the first time, has a good level of director?

After the little beauty answered several questions made up by Liu Xiahui one by one, Liu Xiahui quietly revealed the fox's tail and asked the little beauty to leave a contact information for them to return gifts from the market research department.

"And gifts?"

The little beauty was surprised and surprised again.

Liu Xiahui smiled and nodded innocuously. The little beauty left not only her mobile phone number but also her home address in his little manual, so as to mail her a small gift.

Finally, they said goodbye politely.

When the little beauty went away, Liu Xiahui was relieved. He really smiled happily. He glanced at the number and address left by the little beauty in the little manual, and a sense of superiority in IQ came naturally.

I feel like I'm an expert in making girls. I can think of such a perfect move at the critical moment.

At the same time, he began to be proud of his small habit of carrying a small manual to record inspiration at any time. Without this small prop, it would be difficult to make up the lie just now.

When Liu Xiahui came out of the cinema and sat in the cab of his car, he couldn't help dialing Lu Yang. As soon as the phone was connected, he said to Lu Yang, "boss Wen! The film is good! I saw it just now! This cooperation is very happy! I'll buy you a drink when I have the opportunity! Ha ha!"

Lu Yang, who didn't know the lace anecdotes here, thought he was really just talking about the film and smiled to thank him.

I don't know what Liu Xiahui really thanks him for.