Director Chen can't laugh or cry. The little girl still remembers her revenge.
But of course he won't expose it. Who told the man to have bad intentions.
"Can you see it now?" The young man with long hair is powerless.
"Don't read it. I'll make a list and refund the money for colonoscopy!" Guo Xiang continued to write his medical record, "go back and eat, drink and do whatever you want."
"You, what do you mean?" The young man with long hair changed his face and his voice trembled. "Do you mean I have a terminal illness? Can't cure it? "
He has been muttering in his heart these two days. How come his ass is all green and hasn't been beaten. And he didn't mean to say that not only his ass, but also his front changed color. He was afraid. Won't he die in the future?
Now I'm scared to death by what Guo Xiang said. Do you really have a terminal illness? Not even a cure?
"I didn't say!" Guo Xiang raised his eyebrows and opened a refund list. "You're not sick at all. Your ass is dyed. Did you buy your underwear from the stall? Greedy for cheap? Poor quality! "
Guo Xiang said slowly, "and you should wash and wear these jeans when you buy them, otherwise it's not just your ass. tomorrow, your whole body, oh, no, your lower body will change color. It's really a chameleon!"
"You, you play with me?" The young man with long hair realized that he had been fooled by Guo Xiang and was very angry, "I'm going to sue you!"
"How did I fool you? Didn't I find a problem and ask you to refund the fee? I didn't charge you more money. You have to thank me, or the chrysanthemum will suffer after spending the wronged money. I'm all for you. " Guo Xiang looked at the young man with a smile.
Take the refund list in his hand, "go and refund it quickly. Don't delay. It's time for people to get off work later."
"You, you, you..." the young man with long hair was completely speechless and walked out angrily.
The back people couldn't help laughing.
Director Chen looked helpless and pointed to Guo Xiang, "you..."
But I like it in my eyes. This girl is so interesting.
"Who made him want to molest me? Is this girl so flirtatious? " Guo Xiang raised his eyebrows and couldn't help laughing at the thought of what had just happened.
"But how did you know he was stained? Aren't his pants off yet? " Asked anzehan curiously.
"I have perspective eyes!" Guo Xiang said half jokingly, but they certainly wouldn't believe it. "In fact, when he began to make the belt, I saw that his waist was a little blue. At first glance, his clothes faded and dyed, but he didn't know."
Everyone laughed.
I had lunch at noon and no one came to see a doctor in the afternoon.
It was almost time to get off work that someone came again.
A family of three came.
The husband took his wife and children into the anorectal department to see this and that. He said to his wife, "you take Nell to the female doctor, and I'll go to the old doctor."
"Good!" The female patient nodded and led the child's hand to Guo Xiang.
"What's wrong?" Asked Guo Xiang.
I'm curious. It's really rare for three members of the anorectal family to see a doctor. Does their whole family have hemorrhoids?
It's impossible. The child is still so young that it's not easy to get the disease.
"I, our family three whole blood in the stool!" The female patient said shyly, "even her urine is red."
"Ah?" Guo Xiang was startled, wouldn't he? It's not poisoned, is it?
"Do you have a stomachache?" Asked Guo Xiang.
"It doesn't hurt. This is our strange place. I think it should be all right, but I'm worried about what serious illness it should be." The female patient said anxiously.
Director Chen's face over there was also serious, with an incredible face.
Guo Xiang thought, "did you eat anything? Pig blood? Chicken blood? Duck blood? After eating this stool, it's black like blood in the stool. "
"No, even if you eat urine, it won't be red?"
"That's true." Guo Xiang pondered, what can cause hematuria, or just simple discoloration?
It suddenly occurred to me that some colleagues mentioned similar examples in previous lives, but it was just a joke at that time.
But it's possible.
"Put your hand up and let me see!" Guo Xiang said.
The female patient put her hand on the table. Guo Xiang gave her a pulse. Sure enough, there was nothing wrong.
"Are your stools very smooth these two days? Are there sesame seeds in the stool? " Guo Xiang smiled.
"How do you know?" The patient was shocked. "I still wonder. I didn't eat sesame. Why did I pull out sesame?"
Guo Xiang's "puff" smile was indeed the reason.
"You're not sick. Did you eat red heart pitaya? And ate a lot. "
"What is red heart pitaya?" The female patient was surprised.
"You don't know?" This time it was Guo Xiang's turn to be surprised. "The skin is red, the meat inside is red, and there are small black seeds."
"So it's called red heart fire dragon fruit?" The female patient suddenly realized, "don't say that the fruit was delicious and sweet. We ate several at once."
"One of my cousins brought it from the south. I haven't seen it before. He didn't say it would happen after eating. It really scared me to death." The female patient patted her chest, "that's all right?"
"Yes, it's all right. Just don't eat for two days." Guo Xiang smiled.
Look at director Chen again. His face is serious and he is already writing a checklist for the patient. I guess I don't know about it. After all, many northern people haven't seen fruit in the South during this period. It's normal not to understand it.
Guo Xiang went over and told director Chen.
"Really, what else?" Director Chen was surprised.
"Really, in two days." Guo Xiang smiled.
"I just said, how can there be an accident in a family of three? Fortunately, you know more." Director Chen smiled, tore up the checklist and said to the patient, "you've heard that it's caused by eating the Pitaya. It's normal if you don't eat it. You go back and stop for two days. If that's the case, it means that's the reason. You don't have to see it. "
"Really? Thank you very much, doctor. " The male patient breathed a sigh of relief. He was really frightened. Even if his husband and wife were sick, what a crime would he have to suffer if his child was so young? It was just an Oolong?
Fortunately, I came to see a doctor, or I wouldn't be scared to death.
As soon as they left, he Jiaming surrounded them, "Xiao Guo, what is fire dragon fruit? What does it look like? "
Guo Xiang smiled, "this fire dragon fruit is a southern fruit. We should not sell it here. It grows like this..."
Guo Xiang painted the shape of pitaya fruit in red, round or oblong, and there are wheel leaves on the skin. It looks very interesting.
"Don't say I haven't seen this fruit yet. It's like an hydrangea." He Jiaming said.
"There are two kinds of Pitaya: white heart and red heart. It's OK to eat white heart. Red heart contains a lot of anthocyanins, so the color of feces and urine will change. In fact, it's OK. Eating it can also relieve constipation."
"But the red pitaya is sweet and contains high sugar. People with diabetes can't eat it." Guo Xiang said.
"Knowledge is rising." Several people nodded.
"You are really good. Do you know so much?" He Jiaming patted Guo Xiang on the shoulder, "have you eaten it, too?"
"Yes!" Guo Xiang smiled. In previous lives, this fruit has been very popular, and it is also sold in the north. Besides, she has eaten the most expensive fruit in her family. But now these fruits are rare in the north.