Chapter 507 brother-in-law got into trouble
"What are you laughing at? The roof is about to be ripped off by you." Everyone in the kitchen stopped working and came out in a swarm.
Zheng Minglong took off his glasses, rubbed them, and pointed at An' an, "Mom, your grandson is so funny. Our stomachs hurt from laughing."
"How can I be funny?" An' an didn't realize it at all and couldn't understand why everyone was laughing.
Li Haitang smiled and helped his son, "My precious son is not funny. He is smart. He uses the facts and quickly comes up with a good way to kill three birds with one stone. Xiaoyan, right?"
"Yes." An' an was so happy to see his mother understand him. He put his little hand to his mouth, then waved it and gave her a kiss. "Mom, I love you."
Li Haitang responded, "Baby, I love you too."
"Tsk tsk, you're so tired, brother-in-law, you're not jealous." Zheng Mingfeng smiled.
Jiang Chuheng raised his eyebrows and mimicked his wife and son's actions. He said to Duoduo, "Lovely little princess, daddy loves you."
"Hehe, dad, Duoduo loves you too." Duoduo immediately caught up with the rhythm, threw himself into his father's arms and gave him a kiss.
"Okay, okay, you guys go on. I'm getting goosebumps. I'd better go and peel some ginger and garlic." Zheng Mingfeng rubbed his arm in exaggeration and immediately turned to the kitchen behind him.
When the others saw that they did not say or ask, they all turned around and went back to the kitchen.
After An' an and Duoduo ate something, they didn't disturb the adults anymore. They squatted down with Zheng Kaiwen to watch the fish in the backyard fish pond. They also took the small fishing rod they bought outside and fished with homemade bait.
The lunch was especially sumptuous, with rare deer meat, fresh donkey meat and seafood bought in the morning. Most of the dishes were made by Li Xiaoqin and the nanny. Ceng Renhui also made three famous dishes. His spicy rabbit meat and husband and wife's lung slices were quite popular.
"Mom, I want oysters and shrimp." An' an's hands were not long enough to hold the seafood in the middle.
"Me too." Duoduo pointed.
"Mom will clip it for you." Li Haitang had to get up a little and put oysters in their bowls. The two children knew how to make their own oysters, so they didn't teach them. They put more shrimp in their bowls, peeled their shells and dipped them in the sauce.
"Haitang, the children love seafood. Give them more." Old master zheng greeted.
"Okay. Grandpa, you too."
Old master zheng was not very interested in seafood. When he saw that the young people liked it, he pushed the seafood towards them and greeted Ceng Renhui warmly, "Xiao Zeng, this oyster and manicure taste good. Try it too. If you like, eat more."
"Yes, grandpa, I won't be polite." Ceng Renhui didn't eat much seafood. Because of her different habits since childhood, she didn't like light seafood very much.
"Zeng uncle, this is delicious."
Duoduo had a bowl of flower armor in front of her. She stood up and wanted to hand the bowl to Ceng Renhui. Li Haitang quickly grabbed her. "Duoduo, sit down. Don't pour the food. Mom will take it."
"Okay."
Li Haitang handed it to Ceng Renhui. "It's really good. It tastes heavier than oysters and shrimp. It should be more to your liking."
"Thank you, sister-in-law." Ceng Renhui moved the position of the dishes, first took the chopsticks to put a few flower armor for Zheng Mingfeng, followed by two to eat.
Jiang Chuheng was drinking with his father-in-law and uncles. Noticing his movements, he smiled and asked, "Ren hui, have you been learning from fatty recently?"
"Ah?" Ceng Renhui did not understand for a moment.
Li Haitang kindly explained to him, "What he meant was, have you recently learned some of the experiences of chasing girls and fawning over the yue family from that love guru in your unit, fatty?"
Ceng Renhui understood and smiled openly, "Brother Jiang, to be honest, I didn't look for him. He came to me and taught me experience."
"When did he become so kind?" Jiang chuheng squinted his eyes. The fat man was his old colleague, his deputy and good brother.
"Of course he has a purpose." Ceng Renhui held back his laughter.
"For what purpose?"
The others were also curious and stopped eating. They all looked at Ceng Renhui and waited for him to speak.
Ceng Renhui was a little embarrassed. He looked at Zheng Mingfeng and hesitated for a few seconds.
"What's wrong? See what I do. What does the other party want have to do with me?"
Ceng Renhui sweetly picked up some food for her and explained to her, "Brother Jiang is the head of the department. Fatty brother is my direct leader. He took the initiative to teach me some experience on the condition that I asked you to design a dress for his wife, saying it was a gift for her on her wedding anniversary."
"That's it." Zheng Mingfeng's expression was a little exaggerated. At first, she thought he had agreed to the other party's disgraceful purpose.
Ceng Renhui nodded, "Yeah, that's it. I think you've been very busy lately, but you haven't said anything."
Before Zheng Mingfeng could say anything, Jiang Chuheng suddenly said, "Ren hui, you actually made such a deal with fatty?"
"Why, it didn't affect your work." Ceng Renhui was a little nervous and straightened up.
"No, it's not affecting your work. Don't think too much." Jiang chuheng took a sip from his glass and asked slowly, "Do you know the height and weight of the fat man's wife and the size of her clothes?"
Ceng Renhui shook his head decisively, "I don't know. I haven't asked."
"Don't ask, I'll tell you." There was a faint smile on Jiang Chuheng's lips.
Li Haitang changed his face, glared at him, and said with a straight face, "Jiang Chuheng, do you know the height, weight, and size of other people's wives?"
"It's over, brother-in-law is in trouble!" Zheng Mingfeng smiled gloatingly.
Jiang Chuheng reacted and immediately explained, "Honey, listen to me. Everyone in the unit knows the height and weight of the fat wife and the size of her clothes. I guess ren hui doesn't know."
"Really?" Li Haitang was actually teasing him on purpose. Of course, she knew who her husband was.
"Of course, I definitely didn't lie. It was fatty who blew himself up after drinking too much during a dinner with his colleagues at work." As Jiang Chuheng explained, his mind was still trying to remember, "That time, ren hui didn't attend the dinner party. At that time, he was sent to the northwest changcheng for short-term training."
"Oh, since you know each other's height, weight and size, tell Mingfeng." Li Haitang asked the question for them.
"Height 168, weight 186. I forgot the exact size. It looks like four or five plus. I'm talking about the data from a year ago, and I think it's changed again. After all, fatty bought 50 kilograms of pork half a month ago and went home. You'd better call fatty and ask him."
Zheng Mingfeng: ..."
Ceng Renhui was dumbfounded. When he realized what Jiang Chuheng had said, he bit his lips and didn't know what to say.