Click!

"You heard that?" Corona looked at the software developer in a sweaty look as her sweats were raining on her face. Kuso answered her,

"Let's continue."

Both of them were walking silently. They were trying not to alert the golem-looking creature by doing so.

And then, they kept walking slowly towards the head of the golem which Kuso was walked from the left, and Corona was walking on the right. 

However. The other click voice being heard again. And the goddess was freaked out which led the golem-looking creature to wake up!

"Oh shit!" Kuso reacted in a dumbfounded face. However, the useless goddess of war was screamed,

"HOLYSHIT!! HELP ME KUSO!!"

#Voice identifying

"Oh my... Girl... I'm applying for resignation." Kuso reacted hastily in a worried look being drawn in his face.

"STOP JOKING AROUND, YOU IDIOT!! HELP ME, MAN...!!"

Pok!

"Eh?" Corona reacted in a weird look. She was not sure about what she had seen in her life. As if that her life as a goddess of war was a complete lie.

Kuso spanked the Golem's butt when it was about to wake up.

Then. The golem goes reddish and it said,

#Excitement: +25%

"Wait, what?" Both Kuso and Corona went speechless for that cause. It led them to ask themselves.

"I think... Our life is a complete lie. Am I right?"

"Yes, Kuso." She answered him while she was shrugging her shoulder.

"How about. We spank that monster until it said that it has 100% excitement... FUCK!"

#Gibme moar!!

It was the Golem's statement while showing its wooden butt to both of them.

The man who usually liked to spank someone as the punishment had gone smiling evilly. He said,

"Well... Shall we do the spank grinding?" 

He smirked when he stated so. It led Corona to say,

"What the... Don't dirt my broadsword!"

"Or should I spank your butthole instead?" Kuso looked at her with a creepy smile as she knew that the man was wanting to use her broadsword to spank the golem. It led her to yell,

"Don't! That's my broadsword. My pride and my fucking everything!"

"Then choose one, let Reili die or borrow me your bro.... MMPPH!!"

"Erm... Kuso... You got what you desired..."

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