Chapter 3 - Horny Targets

While wandering in the grassland, Albert learned about his system or what he thought was an imaginary friend's power.

It turned out he had no other power except for his bat, so he wanted to be careful because his system warned him that he could be killed instantly.

After a long thirty minutes, Albert was surprised by the sight of different scenery. He found a few trees on the horizon.

"Trees?!" Albert's eyes brightened as he started getting sick by the grass. He rushed toward the trees without hesitation.

He soon found out that the trees turned out to be stretching to the left and right to the point he couldn't see the edge of the forest.

"Oh?" Albert raised his eyes when he had arrived at the entrance.

The trees seemed to be similar to each other. It reached as high as a hundred feet. The leaves on top of the trees weren't that dense, so it was still easy for the sunlight to enter.

"It's quite tall and big." Albert squinted his eyes to look at the orange trunk. "I feel like haven't seen anything like this on Earth. I guess I'm truly in another world. The trunk itself is big enough that even if I were to hug it, my hand couldn't reach the other. It's hard to see a tree like this on Earth… At the very least, in the area I lived in."

His focus soon changed to the inside of the forest as he wondered whether he should go inside the woods or not.

"What should I do?" Albert muttered while pinching the bridge of his eyebrows. "I have been walking in the same direction so that I won't lose my way back. But if I go inside the forest, I might lose my way."

Suddenly, he thought of something as he suddenly dropped to his knees. "Wait a minute. I am a dog now… Am I able to use my nose to recognize my own scent? This way, I can always trace back where I came from."

The moment he placed his nose a few inches above the ground, other than the soil's scent, he found a slightly sweet smell. He tried to move according to his instinct, and without him realizing it, he was already a few feet away from the forest.

"Hah!" Albert straightened his back and realized the scent continued. "It seems the instinct of this new body took over earlier… Whatever, at least, I can leave the forest if necessary."

After confirming his nose ability, Albert faced the forest with a big smile. "Let's go inside then…"

Without hesitation, he stepped forward and walked inside. He easily moved past the roots that were coming out of the ground and avoided all trees.

But he soon heard a faint scream echoing in his ears.

"Ah—!"

"Huh?" Albert's heart skipped a beat. It was a female's voice.

"Did I hear a female's moan earlier?" Albert felt the tone was very familiar, so he turned his head around, figuring out the direction the sound came from.

He soon found out due to another voice ringing in his ears.

"I want you."

"…" Albert was utterly speechless as a blue screen appeared in front of his eyes.

[Potential Horny People are detected.]

Albert looked down and closed his eyes. He imagined the wooden bat and summoned it in his hand.

He tightly clenched the bat while making his way to those voices.

"Are you sure it's alright to do it here?"

"It's fine, it's fine. There won't be anyone that will disturb us."

"We are…"

The two continued to talk. However, their conversation somehow made Albert feel goosebumps, not because of the shock but due to how cringe it was.

"I think I have said something along those lines in the past. Now, I can understand how cringe it was." Albert complained inwardly.

As soon as he arrived, he hid behind a tree without making a sound. He took a peek and found a male and a female.

The male had pink skin, a red horn on his forehead, and short green hair. Other than that, his features looked almost identical to humans on Earth.

On the other side, the girl was leaning on a tree. She also had pink skin and the same red horn on her forehead, showing that they were from the same race.

But it didn't matter because Albert found a more important thing. The guy was completely naked and the girl had even taken off her shirt, showing her voluptuous boobs.

Albert frowned when he saw two swords laying on the ground, making him suspicious.

[Horny people spotted.]

[Giving the information of the horny people.]

Name: Johnson

Race: One-horned Oni

Level: 3

Gender: Male

Name: Elia

Race: One-horned Oni

Level: 2

Gender: Female

"…" Albert squinted his eyes as he realized they weren't that strong. He was afraid that these people would be much stronger than him and killed him after he did his job, but that fear disappeared after seeing their status.

'This is their status, right?'

[Yes.]

'What will happen if I bonk them?'

[They will lose their horniness for the time being. They can do it in the appropriate place like their room later, but it won't endanger their lives.]

'I see…' Albert nodded as he resolved his heart to charge at them.

Suddenly, his ears heard another voice.

He instinctively turned to the left and found two people hiding behind the bushes, peeking at them. They had green skin, long ears, and a big nose. Their height was half of the One-horned Oni.

Their eyes were filled with vulgar intentions that, in one instant, Albert knew they were up to no good.

The moment he saw a club and a knife in their hands, he immediately realized what was going to happen.

'Ugh.' Albert facepalmed and shook his head helplessly. 'This is why you shouldn't be horny in this kind of place. I guess it's time for me to do my job.'

[Horny Targets: 4]

[Bonk Bat is amplified.]