Chapter 74 - Line Up And Get Bonked!

"Sure thing." Yale nodded with a smile. "We just want to confirm your reason for creating chaos in Aimes Town."

The pixies started fuming in anger while the queen sighed, explaining, "You should know that we're relying on energy to survive, right?"

"Of course."

"Recently, the leftover energy in the surrounding town has been sucked completely by the succubus. So, we need to find another source of energy which is Aimes Town."

"But you can simply negotiate with them." Yale frowned.

"We tried. There seemed to be a terrifying person that came to that town, so they needed to do something like this. Even when we tried to offer them our assistance, they couldn't help us."

"So, you're causing that ruckus to harvest energy?"

"Yes." The queen added, "Of course. I asked my children here to avoid an area where there are numerous single females to avoid **** and destroying their lives."

"In that case, are you planning to do all this until the situation is solved?"

"Yes, definitely." The queen confirmed without hesitation. They needed to do it in order to survive, so there was no way they would stop.

Yale thought for a moment and asked, "Can you use any type of energy?"

"Yes, we can. But because of our upbringing in this territory, we're more attached to Lust Energy."

"In that case, why are you not using the tree's energy?" Yale asked. "There should be enough energy to last you for a while."

"We have taken care of this forest for as long as we remember. There's no way we're going to destroy our own home." The queen frowned, feeling displeased with that last question.

While Yale discussed the matter with the queen, Albert was doing a completely different thing.

He was checking his mission and Bonk Gauge.

[Bonk Gauge: 698 Bonk Bites.]

'With this, I should have enough Bonk Bites to complete the mission for Horny Jail blueprint. In that case, I can construct Horny Jail. All I need is a slave to maintain the Horny Jail.' Albert thought.

[Why don't you use the pixies? I don't think they want to leave their houses, but considering they're going to the town to harvest energy, we can use them as workers. They're free workers too as long as you let them harvest the energy.]

'That's a good idea. But what will I do if they gather all the energy?'

[Actually, there is a win-win situation. Do you want to hear it?]

'Of course.'

[If you bonk them, they won't be able to become horny anymore. Using that situation, you can force them to gather normal energy.]

[In that case, you can get the Bonk Bites which reflects the horniness of that energy… Or you can say lustful or Lust Energy. And leave the pure energy for them. So, what you give to them is only EXP.]

[Also, the output for a horny jail is much bigger compared to the normal bonk, so depending on their energy harvest, we can pay them for like one or two rooms worth of energy for their labor.]

[With the enemy growing stronger, the more energy we can harvest. The cost will be reduced.]

'I see.' Albert contemplated for a moment. 'Now that I think about it, what are Lust Energy and Pure Energy?'

[Pure Energy is the energy that is released directly from that person. As for Lust Energy, they're Pure Energy that has been contaminated by their lust. Hence, that's why you get more EXP than Bonk Bites.]

'And when the enemies get stronger, they will release more energy. Although the lust contaminates a portion of their energy, Pure Energy is still massive in comparison.

'So, when I bonk a level 20 monster, I get 10 EXP and 3 Bonk Bites. Meanwhile, if I bonk a level 100 monster, I get 200 EXP and 50 Bonk Bites. Something like that?'

[It's quite complicated, but yes.]

'In that case, I can have them as my employees that will take care of the Horny Jail without spending any resources other than the energy.'

[Yes. But they won't be counted as your subordinates or disciples because you need them to be your loyal supporters and accept the baptism from bonk!]

'I see. Like Yale, they might be able to get stronger by using the energy. In that case, their opinion about us might become different. If they submit to me, they will be my subordinates which means I will get a legion of Bonk Officers.

'On the other hand, I can simply evict them if they are not useful to me anymore and won't submit. This will only be a partnership for a period of time. And by that time, I will get more and more people already, so they will be forced to make a choice.'

[Exactly. There are some disadvantages, but the benefits far surpass them. What do you think?]

'Bonkey, you're a genius.' Albert smirked.

He then returned his focus to the heated debate between Yale and the pixie queen.

"Well, I actually have an idea. I wonder if you're interested in this deal?" Albert smiled.

"Teacher?" Yale widened his eyes, wondering what kind of crazy idea he was thinking right now.

Seeing how Yale respected him, the queen thought Albert was wiser, so she said, "Please tell us the idea."

"Actually, I want to ask first. Those who have been hit by me and Yale, which one do you prefer, the Lust Energy or just the pure one?" Albert asked.

The pixie queen was confused with his statement as she explained, "I don't know if you are aware of this, but we, pixies, have been using the Lust Energy this whole time. So, our bodies have matched with them to the point when we absorb energy, the efficiency for Lust Energy is far higher than the rest."

Despite the pixie queen's explanation, some of the pixies hit by them stepped up and answered. "The pure one."

"Eh?!" The pixie queen and other pixies were stunned when they heard that answer.

One of them explained, "I don't know why but I feel sick when thinking about Lust Energy. If you don't mind, can I suck a bit of the tree's energy to check this feeling? I feel like he has something he wants to convey."

The pixie queen was dumbfounded, but she also shared the same opinion as them. So, she allowed him to suck the tree's energy.

The pixie then approached the tree carefully before placing his hands on the trunk. He closed his eyes before widening his eyes in shock.

"Eh?!" The pixie suddenly moved back as if he was scared of the tree.

"What happened?" The pixie queen panicked, thinking something was wrong.

However, the pixie explained, "Did I just absorb that? I'm sorry. I think I have absorbed too much."

The queen was baffled by his statement and immediately went to the tree. She checked the energy inside the tree and said, "The consumption is normal. In that case…"

All of them looked at the male pixie and realized that the efficiency of his absorption had increased dramatically.

"I knew it." Albert smiled.

"You…" The pixie queen looked at Albert with a dumbfounded expression, wondering what had just happened.

"I have the power to completely liberate you from your curse that will make you reliant on the Lust Energy. After you get hit by me, you don't need to rely on the Lust Energy anymore, allowing you to absorb more from the pure energy. This will surely save you some trouble."

"You can do that? That will certainly help us. Even if we can't stay here anymore, we can simply search for another place to suck some energy and become a nomadic tribe." The pixie queen nodded with a serious expression. "We can go anywhere other than the Lust Kingdom."

"Exactly my point. I have a project that will launch effectively within a week. It's a kind of building where I punish some people." Albert smirked, planning to explain his Horny Jail Project. "I want you guys to be the caretaker of the building for that project.

"In exchange, I will give you a huge amount of energy for you to harvest. And since we are doing this, we can have two rotations every day, which will give you more energy. This way, you don't need to relocate from here and stay peacefully in this place without causing mischief anymore."

"There's such a good offer?" The pixie queen widened her eyes. She fixed her wavy golden hair, trying to make sure her hair wasn't the problem that caused her mishearing Albert's words.

"You didn't hear it wrong." Albert smiled. "This is a win-win situation. Even if you disagree, I will just simply get some slaves to take care of the building."

"This… We need to discuss this first." The pixie queen still hesitated and wanted to talk with the other pixies first.

"Before that, how about I get rid of the curse first for you? Take this as my goodwill for our cooperation." Albert smiled, using the same tactic as Lilith did. At the same time, this meant he could get more bonk without even trying to bonk them.

There was no greater joy than that.

He thought, 'Come on, agree to it. This is the first time I will experience a situation where people are lining up to get bonked!'

His feeling had been like a shady businessman, waiting for his prey to accept his scam. However, this was truly a win-win situation for them. What they didn't know was that there was a huge chance for them to get addicted to getting the energy from Albert's Horny Jail and that might actually trap them into becoming his subordinates in the future.

Whether it would happen or not would depend on their decision.

After thinking about it, the queen said, "Although I would like to agree with such an idea, I can't. It's true that if we can absorb more energy from nature we will be blessed, I can't decide such a matter in a short time."

"Well, I would like you to decide this one immediately." Albert raised his finger. "Actually, the only reason for that is because if you agree, I can confidently ask you to stay away from the town for seven days. With that kind of efficiency, I think it should be enough for you to do that without destroying your home, right?

"And if you disagree, I will still need to ask you to stay away from the town because the succubus might attack this place. We have confirmed this after raiding the brothel yesterday. So, this is a matter of great importance." Albert explained his concern.

When they heard his explanation, the pixies were scared that the succubus might attack them. At that time, they would surely be wiped out.

That was why the moment the pixie queen turned around to talk about this decision, she realized there wasn't even a need for that discussion.

"I think it will be a quick decision. Do any of you have objections regarding him liberating us from the curse?"

No one raised their hands as they realized the worst scenario if they accepted Albert's offer was becoming a nomadic tribe, which was also good.

So, the queen immediately agreed with the decision. "Please liberate us from this curse. This is our decision. However, we would like to have one or two days to discuss whether we will join this project or not."

"Sure. I don't mind." Albert agreed without hesitation.

"In that case, we will be in your care."

Albert then raised both hands as he stated, "Alright, line up. Females on the right and males on the left. It will be scary because we need to hit you, but I can guarantee that you won't be hurt. It's just going to be a light push from us."

The pixies immediately moved according to the instruction.

Meanwhile, Yale was staring at his teacher while thinking, 'He managed to convince the pixie to line up to be bonked? Teacher might be a genius… Wait, isn't this the reason why he's my Teacher? It's frightening indeed.'