Chapter 82 - Satyr Boss

"Well, well…" Albert smiled when he looked at the hill from the bottom. The hill wasn't that steep, but it was vast, making the hill look taller and majestic.

"What do you think about going to that peak, Yale?" Albert smirked. "Just for sightseeing? Maybe watching the sunrise and sunset. It's boring but beautiful and can soothe your heart."

"Sure. We will camp on top of the hill tonight?" Yale nodded in agreement. As he once said to Albert that he was planning to experience all the things in the world, so he was curious what kind of view he would get from this.

"Good. For now, let's hunt at least fifty Satyrs and other monsters we encounter for today. Don't work too hard… Just make sure our body can adjust itself with the atmosphere up there."

"Understood."

"Alright. We'll do the usual then?" Yale smirked.

"Of course." Albert made a cheeky grin.

Although they didn't say it, their thought was the same.

'Time to bonk.'

Erica was confused about their conversation since Albert seemed to be the adventurous type. This would make him hard to be chained down, but it would also mean that he was going to be a person with vast knowledge in the future.

In the end, she remained silent and watched him from behind, wanting to see what kind of thing the two would be capable of doing on this hill.

They soon started climbing the hill with all their equipment while looking around to find some monsters.

Luckily, they found the first group of Satyrs. It contained a total of six Satyrs. Four of them seemed to have a shortsword, while the other two had a shortbow.

Yale and Albert immediately split their jobs. Erica would charm them before helping Albert take down those with shortswords while Yale took care of the ones with shortbows.

After agreeing to the plan, the trio moved forward.

The first one to be noticed was none other than Erica. Her succubus tail started glowing as she raised her hand, placing it in front of her chin. She then blew out some air as if she was trying to kiss them.

The Satyrs were dumbfounded for a moment before they all had the same thoughts.

Because the Satyrs didn't have any clothes, it was clear that they were aroused when they saw their penises rising.

"Well, as expected of a succubus," Albert muttered inwardly, seeing how the Satyrs rushed to Erica.

[Horny Targets are detected.]

[Bonk Bat is amplified.]

"Bonk Wave."

Due to the uneven terrain filled with trees, it was the perfect cover for something that was running through the ground, so he chose to use this skill to launch a sneak attack.

Suddenly, one of the Satyrs turned around and saw a Bonk Bat appear from the ground, hitting his head.

Bonk.

The power of Bonk increased the power of the Bonk Wave and launched the Satyr into the air.

He took another look at them to check their strength.

Name: No Name

Race: Satyr

Level: 42

Gender: Male

Jail Time: 30 hours

'Well, they're good enough.' Albert nodded with a smile. With one of them flying, Albert made his appearance while pointing his bat to another one. "Bonk Strike."

The lightning Bonk Bat was released and bonked another Satyr.

While they were distracted, Yale finally made his appearance, launching a sneak attack on the two Satyrs on the back.

"Light and Dark Bonk." He crushed the satyr's head in one swing, surprising him. "Well, they're not that hard…"

As he said those words, the other Satyr turned around and punched him on the stomach. He was so fast that it surprised Yale.

"!!!" The punch wasn't that strong, but it felt humiliating because he had underestimated them.

"I'm going to kill this bastard." Yale clicked his tongue as he landed on the ground safely. After that, he rushed to the Satyr, trying to kill it.

Meanwhile, Albert was facing the other two Satyrs that he hadn't bonked yet.

He saw the Satyrs raise their swords at the same time.

'Swift Bonk.' Albert muttered inwardly as he struck their blades with a precise and swift swing, knocking them away.

After that, Albert struck the Satyr on the left. "Bonk Discharge."

Bonk.

Without a single waste movement, he swung in the opposite direction, hitting the other one. "Bonk Smasher."

Both of them had crushed their heads even though they were stronger than any monsters they had seen before.

'Yep, Bonk is almighty.' Albert thought as he went back to the other two he launched away earlier.

He killed them in succession.

On the other hand, Yale came to Albert and said, "Teacher. I think they're the perfect target for us. I mean, it's time to launch our current plan."

"Yeah. I have checked…" Albert nodded in agreement.

[Bonk Complete.]

[EXP+64]

[9 Bonk Bite is acquired.]

[Killed a Satyr]

[EXP+54]

'By the way, Bonkey. How much will I get from imprisoning them?' Albert asked.

[The EXP and Bonk Bites you received from these guys reflect it. The effect is amplified due to the Jail Time. After all, inside the Horny Jail, their energy will be absorbed bit by bit, so there won't be any excess energy that's thrown away.]

'So, I guess I can get around 150 percent of what I got now, right?'

[Just for the Satyr.]

'Yes. But that's enough.' Albert nodded with a smile and said to Yale. "Alright. Let's start our plan."

"Understood."

"For now, I'm going to be the one bonking them because I know their quality. I will teach you the technique later."

They exchanged a nod while Erica was confused. She didn't know anything about the Horny Jail and their plan in extracting their energy for them to use. So, the only thing she did was to follow them and keep investigating this so-called plan.

However, her answer soon came when they met another group of Satyr twenty minutes later.

It was a group of ten. So, it would be a hard fight even for them.

Still, Albert and Yale were fearless, making Erica worry a bit.

"Ehm, I think we should find another one…" Erica suggested.

"Nah, it's fine." Albert waved his hand like it wasn't a big deal.

"But…"

"You will understand my thinking after we fight them." Albert smiled.

Erica knew that they had been fighting the monsters easily because of Albert and Yale's brilliance. So, she chose to trust them this time.

She came out and approached the Satyrs to charm them again.

When the Satyrs rushed toward her again, Albert came out and launched two of them away like the previous strategy.

Yale also took care of the four Satyrs on the back.

However, Albert chose something different this time, especially when he looked at these four Satyrs.

"Eh?" Erica widened her eyes when she saw a black-colored pattern flash in her eyes. 'Were there any pattern in his bat before?'

She thought for a moment but couldn't find an answer.

However, Albert had been focusing on these four Satyrs as they had Jail Time for 48 hours on average. So, he thought this was perfect as they planned to stay for three days here. He could bring another prisoner later before they returned to the town.

He smirked and hit the Satyr that was coming on his left. This time, he didn't even need skill as there was a 'Jail' word written on his bat.

The moment he bonked the Satyr, the latter instantly disappeared as if he was never there to begin with.

"What?!" Erica widened her eyes in shock, staring at what unraveled before her with a dumbfounded expression.

However, Albert was having the time of his life.

[Bonk Complete.]

[Horny Prisoner is teleported to the Horny Jail.]

Although he didn't get the EXP from bonk, he could understand it because the EXP would be extracted by the Horny Jail.

'What's that? The Satyr disappears? Wait… Is it Sir Albert's Space Element?' Erica dropped her jaw to the ground, not believing what she just saw.

Albert ignored her reaction as he made his way to the other Satyrs that had become his targets.

He bonked them without mercy, transporting them into the Horny Jail.

In this fight, there were a total of six Horny Prisoners who had just come to the jail. Although Albert couldn't kill them, he didn't care much.

…

Meanwhile, the pixie queen, who was observing the other fairies, was stunned when she felt an aura coming from a room in the corner.

After getting the energy from Albert, she felt she needed to observe her pixies for the time being, making sure they could form a mutual relationship with Albert for a period of time.

This could only happen because he had tasted the power of Horny Jail herself when she absorbed the energy from inside the room.

So, when she felt a presence, she immediately checked it out and found a Satyr appearing out of nowhere.

The Satyr obviously became confused as he didn't know anything regarding this place. He tried to come out, but the wall kept repelling him as he didn't have anything that could let him escape.

'Hmm… According to him, he will be there for a period of time and we can't absorb the energy when he's there. So, we will need to wait for him to leave before entering the room. For now, we have agreed to have two rooms… I guess we will wait." The pixie queen nodded as she started her job.

…

After a while, Albert and Yale had finished sending five of them into the Horny Jail and needed to find another twenty five Satyrs to fill the quota.

Still, Albert couldn't move around after capturing the Satyrs. He needed to talk to Bonkey about an important matter. 'Do you have any system that can monitor the Horny Jail? I mean, I need to find out how many hours have passed. It will be hard to monitor every single one of them mentally.'

[You won't be able to send another one if your Horny Jail is full. But since this is the case, I will work it out for you.]

Mission: Completely fill your Horny Jail with Horny Prisoners.

Reward: Horny Jail Monitoring System.

'Great. Thank you as always, Bonkey.'

[I'm your support. No problem.]

Albert smiled and glanced at Yale. "What do you think?"

"That power surprised me… Do you think I can use it as well?" Yale asked.

"You can't discern them for now, but I will give you the instructions." Albert winked.

"Understood. I have several questions, but I will leave them when we return home. It's not that urgent anyway."

"Alright. Ask me anything at that time." Albert nodded in agreement.

Sadly for them, their conversation was interrupted by a loud sound.

Bam.

Suddenly, a loud footstep entered Yale's ears, whose hearing ability was stronger than Albert's.

He turned around and frowned, "There is something big coming at us. I don't think there's any strong monster here…."

"I see. We should try to face it then." Albert nodded in agreement.

"Yeah." Yale nodded and began to move behind a tree, trying to ambush this giant creature later.

Albert and Erica raised their weapons, preparing to face the big monster.

However, there was one miscalculation on their part. The Satyrs population increase might be due to their lustful behavior, but it wasn't the sole purpose.

Living near the peak of the hill, there was a Satyr different from others. This satyr had red skin and bloodshot eyes. He wielded a scythe in his hands and his height was three times of normal satyrs'. Their muscular body even added the intensity of this Satyr.

As if he felt something, he immediately came out of his home and walked in a certain direction.

And everything paid off when he met Albert's group.

Bam.

His hand reached for the tree and saw Albert killing his people and roared. "Raaaa!"

Albert widened his eyes and looked at this fifteen feet tall Satyr.

Name: No Name

Race: Satyr

Level: 69

Gender: Male

Jail Time: 60 hours