Chapter 104 - Discussion

While other countries were talking about him, Albert finally returned to his home.

The Horny Jail looked a bit cleaner or it might be what he felt because he had gone away for a long time and felt a bit too tired.

However, he didn't feel like admiring it. After saying goodbye to Erica, he immediately entered his house.

To his surprise, two pixies immediately came to the entrance as soon as they heard the door open.

As soon as they confirmed it was Albert, they cried and flew to him.

"Uaaahhh!"

"Sir Albert. The slime was scary!"

The pixies made him confused.

"What scary?" Albert didn't understand what they were talking about.

One of them calmed down and started talking. "Actually, a few days ago…"

A few days ago.

After Albert sent the slime king into the Horny Jail, the pixie started hearing a noise coming from one of the cells. So, they tried to walk there and confront him to tell the prisoner to be quiet.

But when they arrived, they only saw a small slime with a golden core staying still in the middle of the cell.

"A slime with a golden core?"

"Isn't that a slime king?"

"But Sir Albert went to the Lust Kingdom."

"That means this is the slime king from the Lust Kingdom."

"But aren't they the ones who will r*pe you until you die?"

"That's…"

Both of them discussed the slime king's appearance. They were shocked, but at the same time, they respected Albert for doing such a thing.

This was the first time they had seen a slime king that didn't cause a ruckus.

"I think we should call the queen."

"Yes. Let's call the queen."

When the two were trying to move away to inform the others that they wanted to bring the queen to the jail, they heard another rumbling coming from the room.

They stopped for a moment and exchanged looks.

"I think one of us needs to stay here to look after the room."

"Who?"

They both didn't want to look after the room because the prisoner was the slime king, so they immediately flew back to the room, making sure that the slime king was docile. This way, they would have enough courage to stay here.

When they returned, the slime king didn't even move, making them think the slime king wasn't the one who created this noise.

But when they were about to look away, a tentacle suddenly flew toward the opening on the door, planning to strike them.

"What?!" The pixies became pale in an instant as they flew back.

However, an invisible barrier suddenly appeared and stopped the tentacle. Upon touch, the tentacle popped like a balloon.

The pixies became even more scared, thinking they wanted to leave this place as soon as possible. However, they had promised to take care of this place, so they immediately looked at the gap again to observe the slime king.

Suddenly, the slime king released ten tentacles and waved them around like a whip, hitting the walls, the floor, the doors and even the bed.

Yet every time he touched them, his tentacles popped. This was the reason why the two pixies didn't see anything previously.

The slime was confused and tried other attack patterns but to no avail. Its body began to wiggle around, trying everything it could to escape from this place.

This continuous attack not only disturbed all other inmates but also scared the pixies, thinking at some point the slime king would break out.

Eventually, they called the queen. As expected from her, she calmed them down by telling them that it was unbreakable by a prisoner, so they wouldn't need to worry. As long as they stopped anyone from entering, it would be fine.

Eventually, the pixies calmed down. However, the endless onslaught from the slime made a scar in their heart.

And only Albert could heal it.

After understanding the problem, Albert said, "Do you two know about the marking on the wall, floor, ceiling, and even the furniture?"

"Yes."

"They're used to reinforce the structure. It will stop anyone from destroying it."

"Is that true?" The pixies' expressions brightened, believing this was the case.

"Of course. That's why you don't need to worry. No one will be able to attack you as long as you don't open the door."

"But what if they want to pee?"

"You have three options. First, let them do it while putting some restraint on them, which I haven't made yet. Second, it's to agree and open the door… In this case, this place will be destroyed by their power. Third, just ignore them and clean everything up later."

"We'll choose the third one then." The pixies answered without hesitation.

"Well, it's your choice." Albert shrugged. "As long as this place is not destroyed, I'm fine with your decision."

"Yes. We'll make sure this place stays like this, Sir Albert. This feels like our new home." They smiled.

Albert smiled back. "Okay. That's good. How's the potion production?"

"Everything goes according to the schedule. There are around 40 Potions right now and we'll increase the production after the last batch of monsters disappear."

"Alright. That's good." Albert nodded with a serious expression.

"Then, please excuse us." The pixies politely bowed before flying back to the second floor.

Albert and Yale then walked back to the waiting room to relax. Both of them fell on the couches as they laid down, feeling a bit tired from all these adventures.

"How is it, Yale? Do you think Adventure sucks? This is the first time you look so exhausted."

"Not really. I'm happy to see various places and monsters. Though, it's a shame that I can't learn more spells. I'm afraid that I'll be your burden soon."

"Haha, don't mind. It's my job as your teacher to protect you." Albert chuckled.

"That's true, but I also want to help you, Teacher."

Albert fell silent for a moment and felt happy with his thought.

'I guess I need to help Yale in one way or another. First of all, I should learn more spells because the slime king is indeed hard. Since I've replenished some Bonk Bites, I should be able to learn one or two 3-Star Spells.'

Albert never opened it during the journey, so he was a bit curious about what was extracted from the slime king.

It was truly a shocking sight as the EXP and the Bonk Bites far surpassed any other rooms.

[You've acquired 1,387 Bonk Bites.]

[Absorb?]

[You've acquired 10,198 EXP.]

[Absorb?]

'Seriously? Is this the slime king?' Albert widened his eyes. 'I feel like I can level up three to four times as soon as I absorb this. The Bonk Bites too… What the heck is with that number? I'm happy though. Bonkey.'

[That's a true number. You don't need to doubt it.]

'Well, that's good. Maybe I should get a 4-Star Spell in this case? Still, if I learn too high, each spell will consume a high amount of Bonk Bites. Although I'm planning to use Erica's charm, I don't think Erica can accompany us all the time, especially when we leave this town.'

He thought for a moment and muttered in a low voice. "I wonder if I should just make a succubus as a Bonk Officer. But that sounds so illegal in a way.

"At the same time, I don't think they can be horny to wield that power, so they need medication. There's also the fact that they can't release their charm anymore because of the medication, so they can't charm our opponents anymore."

"Eh? Are you planning to get a succubus under you?" Yale heard him and looked at him with a confused gaze.

"It's just an idea. Who knows whether I will do it or not." Albert shrugged. "But it's surely funny as hell. Bonk is supposed to hit those horny people, but the personification of lust, the succubus, will actually wield it to bonk other horny people. This makes me laugh. Hahaha."

"Well, what I'm thinking is not that. If you accept another person, that means I'll have someone under me." Yale smirked.

Albert was speechless by his priority and shook his head helplessly. At the end of the day, Yale was still young, he thought.

But what shocked him the most was Bonkey's sudden message.

[I think it's beneficial for you to get another person besides Yale. Although it's true that you need to share EXP and other stuff, your workload will go down drastically, especially in a fight.]

'Oh?' Albert's eyes brightened when he heard about it.

[Also, when they graduate and start teaching others about bonk, you will soon find yourself a legion of them. This will spread bonk to the entire world.]

'Is that your ambition, Bonkey?'

[No. Do you remember my introduction?]

'Ehm…' Albert looked away, showing that he didn't.

Bonkey then showed him again.

[Please use this system to prevent anyone from dying because they're horny. They shall not be affected by various diseases like you did. Lust can bring one's doom as you have experienced it yourself. Hence, it's your turn to fix them.]

[Perverted people shall be slain, Lusty ladies and gentlemen are needed to be bonked, and those who look down on the horniness shall be jailed!]

[Horny is not allowed.]

[Bonk is justice.]

[And we shall serve justice!]

[All I want is for this world to have a healthy life. Remember the situation of the first bonk? When that couple almost died because they wanted to have sex in the forest, not aware of the goblins?]

'Ah! So, what you want is to prevent others from dying in the dumbest way possible, but because of your name, you're limited to target horny people.'

[Take a look at the slime king. Many people would die if we didn't stop him. At the end of the day, the bonk indeed saved those people from unnecessary death.]

[I just wish that Bonk can prevent any unnecessary death because of horniness, whether it's from the killed party or the killers. The rest will be up to you and your will.]

'Hmm, I see. That's why you said Healthy Life.'

[Yes. I'm programmed to prevent unnecessary death, not to erase the concept of horniness. After all, if they're not horny, the population will rapidly decline and the world will be destroyed.]

[Horny is not bad, the timing is the one making them bad. If you can get a girlfriend, marry her, and have a child properly, then there's nothing wrong with that.]

'Bonkey. You sound like an old man with a traditional point of view.'

[Is that wrong?]

'No. I agree with your perspective. But who knows about the future? My views might change or might not change. For now, I'll just kill to get stronger, bonk anyone horny that's outside their home, and build up the foundation like the Horny Jail.

'In the future, I might be able to do more, but for now, bear with me and keep helping me so I can reach that level one day.'

[Of course. My purpose is to help you.]

'Alright. Good. Now, I need to think of a way to help Yale.' Albert smiled.

[In that case, you might want to get more people.]

Mission: Get a disciple or subordinate (1/5)

Reward: Bonk Commander

Bonkey reminded him of his mission.

'Oh? What's the use of Bonk Commander?'

[Just like your Bonk Junior and Senior titles. Yale should be able to learn your technique faster. Also, his absorption rate will also be better.]

'I see. That's good. In that case, I need to think of a way to find people.' Albert thought for a moment and asked Yale, "By the way, Yale, do you have a type of person you wish to have as your peer?"

"Hmm? I'm fine with anyone."

"In that case, I'm going to a random place to find random people then…" Albert scratched the back of his head, having no clue who to get.

"If you're searching for a person like that, I believe we should find a slave. We have the money from the succubus, so I think this is a good method." Yale offered a solution.

Albert's expression brightened.. "Genius."