"What's so strange about that? I have a friend's daughter who divorced her husband after three days of marriage The male professor said, but also joked, "at that time, we all felt that the money was in vain, and some wonderful flowers asked them for money!"
The female teacher shook her head and said, "it's different in nature."
Male professor asked, "how is it different?"
"I heard from my daughter that the bride is pregnant, and both the bridegroom and the bride have chosen their wedding day. But on the night before marriage, the bridegroom went to the bar to attend a very promiscuous party. As a result, he was arrested by the police and went to the Public Security Bureau. The next day, dressed in red, the bride ran to the police station to find her boyfriend. Fortunately, the girl is also tough, see each other's true colors, with her boyfriend
"Tut tut..." listening to her saying, everyone looked contemptuously. "I don't know what I think. People who have children to get married go to such a chaotic place." After that, the male professor looked at Wei Shuyi and sighed, "teacher Wei is a good young man. We never mess around. Those unruly people have wives and children. Why hasn't teacher Wei got married yet?"
Teacher Wei, who has never been in trouble, chooses not to speak.
At the moment, he is guilty.
Now he is very grateful to Wu Jiaren for blocking his face with her body that night. Otherwise, the teachers will be shocked when they see his face in the newspaper or mobile news one day!
See Wei Shuyi do not speak, male professor also specially asked him, "you say is right, teacher Wei?"
Mr. Wei nodded calmly and answered him, "Mr. Wang is right. The man who wants to get married still runs to that place. He deserves to be dumped by the bride."
"Our teacher Wei's three views are positive." Male professor can not help feeling, "now ah, no one wants good men, ruffians and hooligans get married early."
Wei Shuyi couldn't help correcting Teacher Wang's words, "I'm not that nobody wants..." as soon as he spoke, he was interrupted by teacher Wang. He asked, "last time I came to see your girl, I haven't been here recently?"
Smell speech, Wei Shuyi haven't had time to answer a word, the female professor spoke, she asked Wei Shuyi anxiously, "is it blowing?"
Wei Shuyi
"I'll wash my hands."
He quickly got up and ran to the toilet to wash his hands.
In the cold winter, the cold water poured on the back of Wei Shuyi's hand, but his heart was cool. It's not good to stay in the same office with a group of aunts and uncles. Everyone is worried about his love life. Ah! Wei Shuyi shook his head and his mobile phone rang again.
He opened wechat and saw a message from Miss Wu.
Wu Jiaren: [the 13th sentence I want to tell you: Miss Wei, can you cook? "
Wei Shuyi thought about it, and then he pointed his finger on the mobile phone.
Yes
I'll have a rest tomorrow and I won't work tonight
So
I was your sponsor last time. Should you treat me to dinner
I remember that you caught me
Beautiful lady: smile
Beautiful lady: I also remember that you were arrested because you gathered people to whore
Wei Shuyi has a black thread.
He looked around with a guilty conscience. He didn't see anyone coming in, so he let go. He then made a voice and asked Miss Wu, "can I disagree?"
The beautiful lady sent a message saying: "yes, I'll go to school to find you..."
Wei Shuyi: [come on! Come to my house for lunch tomorrow
I wanted to say that if you don't agree, I'll go to school and invite you to dinner. No, are you guilty? I'm afraid I'll go to school and spread the news about your whoring
Wei Shuyi sent three exclamation marks in succession.
I didn't go whoring
Beautiful woman: Well, you just almost got whored
Wei Shuyi quickly quit wechat. He is afraid that if he talks about it again, he can't help yelling. His upbringing did not allow him to abuse a girl, especially the girl who was still a people's policeman, though he was not a serious policeman.
Because she wanted to invite Wu Jiaren to dinner, Wei Shuyi went to the vegetable market to buy some vegetables after work. The next morning, he pickled some vegetables in advance. After class in the morning, he went home and made them directly.
The next day, after class, he packed up and planned to leave.
At this time, Professor Wang said, "teacher Wei doesn't go to the canteen for dinner?"
"No, I have a friend for dinner today."
"Oh."
They just thought they were friends.
A group of people came out of the office together. As soon as they got to the bottom of the office building, they saw a girl wearing a white knitted hat leaning against the gate. The girl was wearing a plaid shirt with a yellow velvet skin jacket, a thick A-line skirt and a pair of Black Flat Boots.
This clever dress, for a while, didn't let Wei Shuyi connect her with Miss Wu.
Hearing the speech, Miss Wu raised her head, waved to Wei Shuyi, and called out, "brother Wei, I'm here."
All the teachers frowned and cast puzzled eyes at Wei Shuyi. Only two teachers in their office recognized Wu Jiaren, who was the person who came to the office to look for Wei Shuyi last time. They said with a smile, "Yo, beauty is looking for Wei Shuyi?"
"Yes." Wu chuckled. She came up to him and pulled the sleeve of La Wei Shuyi's clothes. She looked like a little girl playing coquetry and said to him, "I've been waiting for you for a while."
Wei Shuyi shakes off his goose bumps. He smiles apologetically to his colleagues, "I'm off work. See you tomorrow." Then he led Wu Xiaoai away.
"You drove here?" Wei Shuyi asked Wu Jiaren.
Shaking his head, the Wu family said, "I came by bus."
"Oh."
Wei Shuyi then led her toward the garage. On the way, he seriously educated Wu Jiaren, "just call my name or Mr. Wei in the future, don't call brother Wei." After a pause, he said, "numbness."
Wu Jiaren said, "Mr. Wei shouts shengfen, Wei Shuyi shouts impolitely, either brother Wei or brother Wei, or..." Wu Jiaren smiles and looks at Wei Shuyi, then says, "it's OK to call you honey."
Wei Shuyi stepped forward and looked back. She was staring at Miss Wu. It seemed that she was gazing at her lover.
Wu's heart trembled, "what are you looking at me for?"
Wei Shuyi held his briefcase in his left hand and put his right hand in his pocket. He pressed Wu Jiaren step by step, and the distance between the two people suddenly shortened to very close.
Wu can even hear Wei Shuyi breathing.
Wei Shuyi wants to scare Miss Wu. He took his right hand out of his pocket, put his thumb on Miss Wu's lips and rubbed it.
Miss Wu swallowed unconsciously.
"Kiss me?" She asked him.
Wei Shuyi pretended to be evil. He picked his eyebrows and asked, "don't you like me?" He played himself as a dandy bad man, deliberately pretending to be dissolute and uninhibited. He said, "like me, let me kiss you once, OK?"
After that, he bowed his head and posed to kiss Miss Wu.
Wu was not afraid. She watched his head tilt down. In the whole process, she even kept a calm smile.
Seeing that she was about to kiss her, Wei Shuyi scolded herself for her illness.
He's crazy!
Wei Shuyi didn't want to scare her. He straightened up and turned around to leave. At this time, Wu quickly reached for her hand, put her arm around his neck, stood on tiptoe, and took a kiss on his lips.
Wei Shuyi was shocked.
She pried his teeth open and went in even though she had been kissed.
Her kiss, like her people, is overbearing and unreasonable.
A woman's tongue swept in his mouth like a tornado, where there was no grass.
After a while, Wu let go of Wei Shuyi, and her heel fell to the ground. She threw a wink at Wei Shuyi with a proud look on her face. Then she said, "less beep beep, you need to kiss directly."
Wei Shuyi squinted at her.
The look in her eyes made her feel uneasy.
"Why?" She raised her chest and asked Wei Shuyi, "am I good at kissing?"
Wei Shuyi said, "you just hit my mouth skin and bleeding." When Wei Shuyi spoke, his mouth was full of blood.
Wu Jiaren was embarrassed. "I'm sorry, I didn't notice."
But Wei Shuyi asked, "is this your first kiss?"
The more embarrassed Miss Wu was, the higher her chest stood“ Nonsense She opened her eyes and said, "I'm as beautiful as a flower. When I was a flower in the police academy, there were countless pursuers. My first kiss was long gone."
"Is it?" Wei Shuyi touched the broken lip and said, "fortunately, this is not my first kiss."
But Wu showed a dangerous look, "Yo, who did you kiss for the first time?"
Wei Shuyi said, "pig."
Miss Wu was stunned.
Immediately, I realized that she was the pig.
Wei Shuyi strides to his car and doesn't pay any attention to Wu Jiaren behind him. He's a little confused now. His first kiss is supposed to take place in a romantic place with his beloved. He once saw a TV play, which was popular among young people at that time. It was called iris. In it, the candy kiss between the man and the woman was always the way Wei Shuyi wanted to kiss.
As a result, a Wu lady was killed in the air and her kiss was snatched.
It's very frustrating.
Walking to her car body, Wei Shuyi saw the car, and her brain suddenly jumped out of those frivolous words that Wu said that day
Wei Shuyi helps the forehead.
Miss Wu is poisonous. She will be poisoned if she is close to her.
Wu Jiaren had caught up with him. Seeing his face heavy, she said, "I'd like to apologize to you. I don't know it was your first kiss..." she didn't see that teacher Wei was so innocent.
Wei Shuyi opened the car and sat in. Wu Jiaren rushed to the front passenger seat.
Wei Shuyi took a look at the co pilot.
This position is also for his future wife.
"Get out of the car." He said.
Wu Jiaren was stunned, "do you want me to go to your house by bus?"
Wei Shuyi explained, "sit in the back."
Wu Jia Ren blinked her curly and narrow eyelashes and showed her complicated eyes. "Sooner or later, I will sit in this position." With that, she jumped out of the car and angrily sat in the back parking space. Wei Shuyi drove home with this cheeky guest.
Although this thick skinned man snatched his first kiss an hour ago, Wei Shuyi promised to invite her to dinner, so he would not turn back.
He cooked a lot of dishes, but found that Wu Jia Ren only loved his fried pork liver and pork loin.
In fact, the method is very simple, just put the onion and a few shredded ginger, with some chopped millet pepper, sprinkled with garlic leaves. Miss Wu is very good at eating, and she is not afraid of spicy food. Wei Shuyi watched her kill two bowls of rice, still wondering whether the rice was cooked enough. At this time, Wu finally put the bowl.
Seeing that she was full, Wei Shuyi ventured to ask, "how do you keep fit when you eat so much?" Miss Wu's figure is naturally good. Anyone who dares to wear a navel dress will not have a bad figure.
Wu Jiaren said, "I run six kilometers every morning, do 80 sit ups and 50 push ups after dinner every day, and practice boxing with my elder martial brother every Saturday." Miss Wu glanced at Wei Shuyi and asked him, "do you think I eat too much?"
Wei Shuyi shook his head, "the amount of exercise is so large, not much."
Miss Wu's eyes swept around Wei Shuyi's upper body. Wei Shuyi always felt that she was looking at his body under his clothes through her sweater. After watching for a long time, the Wu family said, "you are in good shape. Do you exercise regularly?"
"Well, go to the gym three times a week."
"Well, now there are more and more lazy people, and fewer people like you have a regular life." Miss Wu thought that she was the one she liked. He is good-looking, clean, can cook, can exercise... He is good everywhere, but his attitude to her is not good.
It's very sad.
After dinner, Miss Wu stayed at his house.
Wei Shuyi is also embarrassed to rush her. Even in winter, he has the habit of taking a lunch break. He sits on the sofa and tries to read. Opposite, Wu Jiaren is watching TV series with her mobile phone in her hand. When Wei Shuyi is sleepy, she looks up and finds that Wu Jiaren has fallen asleep.