I woke up early morning after I got a constant spam call since dawn.
I rubbed my eyes and checked the caller, "Of course, it's Baobao," I complained, thinking that guy just couldn't sit and wait for a moment. We had a tiring day yesterday, after all.
I saw dozens of texts from him, but it was all just the same,
*Ying Jie, I'm nervous.*
*Ying Jie, we're going to have pre-wedding shoots in 5 hours.*
*Jiejie, pre-wedding shoots in 3 hours.*
*Jiejie, it's already 4 in the morning. We're going early morning, right?*
*Jiejie, don't sleep too much. I feel alone without getting your replies…*
Well, I was sleeping, goddamn it. How could I reply to him? Do you think I will text you in my dream or what?
*I'm up.*
I texted him. I yawned few times and then stretched my body as I opened the door.
~Tian Mi Mi, Ni Xiao De Tian Mi Mi~
I heard my ringtone, and of course, it was Meng Bao finally calling again. I wondered if he ever slept or was just a vampire, like that Edward Cullen from Twilight movie.
Well, handsome-wise, I had to admit that Meng Bao fit that category of handsome, sexy vampire, and the brutality as well.
"Yeah, what is it?" I answered his call lazily. I yawned again while scratching my neck.
"Jiejie, I'm already in front of your apartment!" Meng Bao said.
My eyes widened instantly once I heard that. I checked at my door with the peephole and saw Meng Bao standing in front of my room. He looked so fresh as if he actually took a bath before he came.
I checked the clock on the wall, and I opened the door. Meng Bao smiled with his cheery smile and then said, "Ying Jie, are you ready?"
I pulled him inside my apartment and yelled, "Meng Bao, it's literally five in the morning! Why would you come this early!?"
"I just can't wait, Jie! I get restless, and I can't sleep, so I'm just preparing myself instead!"
"Okay, when will we start our Pre-wedding photo session?"
"Um… after the lunch break, so, it should be about 1 P.M."
"THEN WHY ARE YOU UP THIS EARLY?!"
"Un… no idea, I'm just too happy, I guess," Meng Bao said so innocently after disturbing my good night sleep. I sighed and dragged him to the sofa.
"Did you sleep last night?"
"Eh? I sleep for like, one hour, then I'm feeling energized as always, so I start to prepare myself—WHA!" I threw Meng Bao to the sofa and then sat with him. I pulled Meng Bao and rested his head on my lap, and said, "You should rest now. We had a long day yesterday, and we'll have a long day as well today. It's not good for your health."
"But Jie—"
"Sssh… sleep."
I started caressing Meng Bao's hair as I wanted him to sleep as soon as possible. He needed much rest. Maybe he was used to be overworked in his own way and couldn't sleep as well.
Meng Bao finally stopped his over activeness and stared at me with his beautiful eyes, "Jiejie, somehow, when I'm lying on your lap, I feel so sleepy. It's so comforting…."
Meng Bao yawned and snuggled, "Well, you need sleep anyway. Just sleep. I won't leave you."
"Hnn…"
Meng Bao slept on my lap as I continued patting him for almost one hour. After realising that he was sleeping like a log, I carefully got off the sofa and started cooking breakfast for us.
I didn't know what Meng Bao wanted, so I just made some light meal for us.
It took Baobao around three hours until he got up, and I already had my breakfast. I was busy cleaning up my apartment right now.
Meng Bao yawned and looked around stupidly. He seemed to be searching for me. He looked around frantically as he couldn't find me, even though I was literally standing behind him, wiping the window.
"Jiejie? Jiejie!?" Meng Bao called frantically. He got up and started observing around. "JIEJIE, WHERE ARE YOU—"
"Ish, stop screaming. I'm literally behind you, Dumbass!"
Meng Bao turned his head, and he immediately lunged at me and hugged me tightly, "Oh, thank Buddha. I really thought that you've left me for a green suited handsome alien."
"… what?"
"… nothing."
"Please elaborate."
"Un… it's just my dream, I saw you kissing an alien from space, and then you fly with UFO to leave me alone."
"Wu… Jie, please don't leave me for an alien, okay? I really don't know how to catch you since we don't have UFO yet—"
I rolled my eyes and continued cleaning, "Wash your face first, and then eat that breakfast I make for you."
"Okay, Jie!"
Meng Bao must've been dreaming about weird stuff. I knew someone with a background like him could've had bad dreams, even I did as well. But not that bad and weird like what Meng Bao dreamed of.
After I finished cleaning, ic checked Meng Bao, who was still eating the fried rice I made. I sat at the opposite side and asked, "So, where will we go for the pre-wedding photo shoots?"
"Hn~ It's a secret, but I'm sure you'll be happy that we are going there."
"Hmm…" I imagined the possible places that Meng Bao would visit. If I was as rich and show-off as Meng Bao, I would definitely want my wedding to be in a popular spot, but without the people. So I bet he was using his money to book a very popular spot all for ourselves.
"Let me guess, we will travel by plane, right?"
Meng Bao nodded enthusiastically, "Yes, I've prepared my private jet. So we can fly there!"
"It's definitely a popular tourist spot."
"Well, it is! I want to give the best for you, Jiejie!"
"It's Bali," I said lightly but surely. "We're going to Bali with your private jet, and we will start our photoshoot at sunset, right? I wonder if you've hired the entire beach or even the entire city for it."
Meng Bao was too shocked to react for a couple of seconds because I've guessed it correctly. I chuckled proudly, "Baogbao, something like this, you can't hide it from me."
Meng Bao sighed, "I really don't know if I could ever give you a surprise, Jie," Meng Bao ate his fried rice and then continued, "I've hired the whole beach for us for about a week."
"A week?!"
"Yeah, and for some reason, it is a steal. It's very cheap!" Meng Bao chuckled happily. "Maybe I should buy them all—"
I think it was only cheap because you were the one who bought it, Baobao. If it was me who wanted it, I could only stare from outside, staring at the beautiful things I couldn't have.
"We're just doing a photoshoot session. It won't belong."
"Well, I'm just wondering in case you want to stay in Bali for a while and have fun there… with me."
"That's for honeymoon, idiot," I chuckled. "We're already doing it over the top by going to Bali just for pre-wedding shoots."
"Eh… It's never over the top with you, Jie. I feel like you should have more, but I know you wouldn't like it."
"I just want you to be happy, Jie. So you won't regret ever marrying me, because there are no refunds after marriage! There is no divorce! Baobao refused to be abandoned!" Meng Bao pouted and crossed his arms.
I laughed at his antics and patted his head, "What are you afraid of? Jiejie has never been in a relationship for fifteen years because I'm waiting for you. Do you think I'm that idiot that would waste my one in a lifetime opportunity of marrying you?"
Meng Bao blushed. I could see that the edge of his lips perked up even though he tried to hide it.
I checked the clock, and it was already 10 in the morning. So I got up to take a bath, "Have you took a bath before you came to my room?"
"I did. But if you want me to accompany you for a bath, then I won't reject—"
SLAM!
I slammed the bathroom door close as I could hear Meng Bao's shriek. I chuckled, thinking that he just lost his moment to speak something perverted again.
"Well, Baobao, I know that you're impatient. But really, you should wait just a bit longer. Because we need to prepare a lot of stuff. Don't worry about it, though."
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[Yang Menghuo POV]
Yang Menghuo was grieving as his Jie slammed the bathroom door to stop him. He had to admit that he got very anxious and horny every single day.
He could hold himself for fifteen years, only relieving by imagining nothing in his head… well, maybe some adult film actress.
But he kept his virginity for so long because he had been searching for Batman Jie before.
Now that Batman Jie was right in front of his eyes, he still had to wait!
"I will make sure to redeem all my frustration during our first night!" Yang Menghuo said full of determination.