"Do you have any relatives who want to marry me?"

Jiangdong or Jiangdong, the dog's mouth can not spit out ivory, export hurt people, min Jiangxi face no different handed another bag of things, "soybean milk and milk tea, which do you drink?"

Jiangdong did not answer, hesitated for three seconds, then said: "your aunt is not pregnant with my father's child?"

Min Jiang said: "it's heding red in soybean milk and arsenic in milk tea. What flavor do you like?"

Smell speech, Jiang Dong just relaxed down, lean on the back of the chair, voice way: "arsenic."

Min Jiangxi handed him the milk tea. He put on a straw and took a sip of it. "Why are you so nice to me all of a sudden? Are you interested in my money or my people?"

Min Jiangxi said: "I have no profit. I never get up early. I don't cheat. I want to ask you for help."

Jiangdong thought the milk tea was very good. He took another sip and asked, "what's the matter?"

Min Jiangxi said: "your company's" desert island "game, can you give me a set of limited weapons?"

"That's it?"

"Well."

Jiangdong pushed his sunglasses to his head, revealing a delicate face full of doubt. "Now I really doubt that you add arsenic to the milk tea."

"There is formaldehyde in the Fried Bun. Would you like to try it?"

Jiangdong eye with vigilance, "what set you pit me?"

Min Jiangxi said: "don't be so nervous. It seems that you are not calm at all. I asked you to help, not forced you to help."

Jiangdong swept min Jiangxi's face, deliberately teasing people, "Qin Laoer's game company can't go on, want you to be a spy to steal intelligence from me."

Min Jiangxi said, "if he knew I would buy you breakfast, he might try to poison you dumb."

Jiang Dong hissed, "you came to me on your own initiative."

Min Jiangxi said, "is it convenient for you to help?"

"What's the advantage?"

Min Jiangxi said, "I'll treat you to breakfast."

"How many steamed buns do you want to send me?" he said When he's a dog?

Min Jiangxi also thought of the dog, and long ago quietly regarded him as Jiang Gouzi. She thought so in her heart. She said quietly on her face, "you open the terms."

"You promise everything?"

"You can talk about it first."

Jiangdong drank a mouthful of milk tea, thought for a while with a straw in his mouth, and said in a voice: "accompany me to play ball."

"What ball?"

"Golf."

"You won't let me pick up the ball for you, will you?"

As soon as min Jiangxi's words came out, Jiangdong, who was drinking milk tea, suddenly choked and coughed several times.

Min Jiangxi said with no expression: "I said it right?"

Jiang Dong was surprised how she could have such a vicious idea. "It's a good idea. Will you go or not?"

"I can't play golf."

"I'll teach you."

"Not today. I have classes. Are you free tomorrow afternoon?"

"Well."

"I'll call you after class tomorrow. Don't eat lunch. I'll treat you to lunch by the way."

Having said that, min Jiangxi was ready to get off the bus. Jiang Dong said, "Why are you going?"

Min Jiangxi said: "class."

"No breakfast for me?"

Min Jiangxi glanced at the bag in the middle, "it's all delicious. Let's eat by ourselves. I don't have time."

She closed the car door and went straight ahead. Jiang Dong looked at her figure until she was completely hidden in the crowd. After drinking all the milk tea, he turned the bag next to him, ate the fried meat, and tasted the beef cake. He was a very picky person. Few things could satisfy his appetite, and the milk tea was really good.

Picking up his cell phone, he sent a message to min Jiangxi: "where did you buy milk tea?"

Min Jiangxi replied: "get out of the car and go straight to the right side for 50 meters. The name of the shop is a cup of milk tea. What you drink is original."

Jiang Dong got off the bus and went on, sending a message: "come on, what can I do for you?"

Min Jiangxi said: "you need the best game equipment, or ask people in your company, what else is more special, that is, the kind of game powder that can go crazy at a glance."

Jiang Dong: do you want it or give it to someone else

Min Jiangxi: my friend's birthday

Jiangdong: Qin Laoer Yao

Min Jiangxi: you are really imaginative

Jiang Dong's lips were raised, and he felt very humorous. He typed: "don't be embarrassed. If Qin Laoer likes it, I'll give him a set of specially made clothes with his name engraved on it."

Min Jiangxi: [do you remember Qin Zhan's birthday...]

Jiang Dong: I send him presents anonymously on his birthday every year

Min Jiangxi: [say it out loud when you remember.]

Jiang Dong raised his eyes to see the milk tea shop, stood at the end of the line, bowed his head and typed: "I wish him every birthday, I wish him every year."

Min Jiangxi: what a coincidence

Jiang Dong almost laughs. He's not so boring. Of course, he doesn't believe that Qin Zhan is so boring. Min Jiangxi is usually interesting. Today is so interesting that he can't help asking: "you don't come to me just for a game equipment?"

After a while, min Jiangxi said: "you cried on the boat that day, saying that you didn't have many sincere friends around you, and that you didn't feel very happy to sing every night. You also said that the wine in the late night is not as good as the porridge in the early morning. If someone is willing to accompany you for healthy entertainment, who is willing to be drunk every day? In the end, I brought you on the boat. I feel guilty and reluctantly accompany you for healthy entertainment, Don't worry about the friendship between us, just the relationship of using each other

Jiang Dong looks down at a large paragraph of words on the mobile phone screen. For the first time, he has the feeling that he doesn't believe the punctuation marks. He has always cheated people. Is there anyone else going to play a big knife on him? The key point is that she would mention his crying on the boat from time to time. He had an impression of it. Because of the impression, he was ashamed once she mentioned it.

Angry to do not want to reply, Jiangdong turned off his mobile phone, the team still have to line up, after all, milk tea is good to drink, standing for a minute, someone behind him patted him on the shoulder, Jiangdong turned his head, behind stood a young girl, pretty cute, said to him in a coquettish voice: "Hello, can you please have a cup of milk tea?"

Jiang Dong said, "do I look like someone who can't afford it?"

The girl pursed her lips and said pitifully and lovingly, "can you buy me a cup of milk tea?"

Just in front of the people to buy away, Jiangdong said: "two cups of original."

The girl stood behind him, looking forward, two cups of milk tea loaded, he paid the bill, picked up the bag, and walked to the side without looking back. The girl was stunned, quickly followed up, "didn't you buy it for me?"

"It's for my boyfriend," Jiang said

The girl didn't like it and chased him for contact information. When Jiangdong came to the car, the girl stretched out her hand to pull his sleeve and whispered, "brother, I'm not a gold digger. I don't look at money. I sincerely want to make friends with you and add a wechat."

Jiang Dong glared at her and said: "brother is in a good mood today. He wants to be a person. Go and play with others."

He got into the car by himself. After the car drove out, he had a little regret. Why do you want to be an individual? Is it not good to eat, drink and have fun? It's all min's fault. He always brainwashed him.