"Fat man! Wake up, don't sleep, the power is out! Go home and go to sleep. You've been in the Internet bar for three days
Boiling point Internet cafe network management monkey struggling to shake a huge fat man, fat man snoring sweet, body fat shake a tremor, but the body is still.
"What a dead pig!"
The monkey saw that he could not wake up the fat man, so he used a common trick to scratch the fat man's armpit.
"Gege Who bothers me to sleep
The fat man woke up from his sleep with a smile and wiped the saliva on his cheek. Before he opened his eyes, he scolded him.
The monkey pointed to the dark and empty Internet bar and said, "fat man, I didn't see the power failure! Go home as soon as you can. It's time for me to go to bed. "
"There's a blackout? You're cheating. Isn't my computer still on
The fat man opened his bloodshot eyes, looked at the screen and said angrily.
The monkey took a look at the dark monitor, "fart, fat man, you're still sleepwalking."
"Isn't the computer working well in the tour of monima Especially, who moved my computer, my live football What kind of game is this The road to superstar.... "
The fat man stares at the monitor and shouts, as if the computer is still on.
"You're kidding, fat man. Go home." The monkey yawned.
"Who's kidding you, monkey? I've never heard of this superstar's road." The fat man turned his head and asked the monkey.
The monkey looked at the strange picture in front of him. He felt his back was chilly and said in a trembling voice, "fat man, fat man, don't scare me. You know I'm afraid of ghosts."
"Ghost what ghost, you are a ghost."
The fat man no longer pays attention to the monkey, picks up the mouse, and points on the start icon of the "superstar road" game interface to see what kind of game this is. But when he points on the start icon, the computer suddenly goes black.
"What's the matter? Why is the screen black? Crash? Is it a Trojan horse? "
The fat man said to himself.
The monkey was angry and funny, and said, "your brain is dead. I told you that the power is off."
"What, there's a blackout? I just saw the game interface, the mouse can operate, you think I'm blind
The fat man slapped the keyboard and reached for the power switch, but the computer didn't move.
"Is there really a blackout?"
Fat man was startled. He shook his head and stood up. All the lights in the Internet bar went out. Look outside, it's dark. There is no light. It seems that there is a power failure.
"Nonsense, I can turn off all the lights without power cut. NIMA is not my Internet bar." The monkey was just startled by the fat man and said angrily.
The scene he just saw was too real. Fat man couldn't believe it was his own illusion. However, the fact was that there was a power failure. He had to believe that he had just stayed up too late and had an illusion.
"All right, monkey, charge it to me, and I'll pay at the end of the month."
The fat man picked up his cell phone, patted his ass and wanted to leave.
"Fat man, you already owe more than 200 yuan for instant noodles and drinks on the Internet. You have to pay a little first, or when you graduate, I'll ask who to go."
The monkey grasped the fat man's arm in both hands. It was too thick for him to grasp.
"It will take more than half a year to graduate." The fat man took out his wallet and threw it on the table. "Take a look for yourself. Leave me enough money for breakfast tomorrow. Take as much as you have."
The monkey turned over his wallet by the dim light of the candle and said angrily, "only 15 yuan is enough for farting."
"Don't want to give it to me, I don't want to give it to you yet." The fat man reached for his wallet.
The monkey dodged, took out the ten yuan one, threw the wallet to the fat man, and said, "breakfast is left for you. Next time you come online, you must pay in cash, or the machine won't open for you."
"It's only 200 yuan. I'll give it to you when I get the living expenses. I don't want to ask. Is Lao Tzu a defaulter?"
Fat man shakes out of the boiling point Internet bar and goes to his rented house.
The fat man's name is Gao Xiaodong, but he is not related to Gao Xiaodong at all. He is 1.7 meters tall and weighs 110 kg. He has a spring like smile on his face all day. He is neither tall nor small.
Gao Xiaodong, a 17-year-old from Yishan County, is a junior in Lucheng No.3 middle school. As a keyboard fan and novel fan, his grades are as bad as his favorite Chinese football. When he was a freshman in high school, he gave up his dream of Yan University and Tsinghua University. When he was a sophomore in high school, he gave up his dream of a book. Now that he has just passed the winter vacation, Gao Xiaodong has given up his dream of going to college I think his goal is to get into a higher vocational college, find a girlfriend, and then wait to die.
There are many high school students who come out to rent houses, some for living with their girlfriends, some for studying, and some for playing. Gao Xiaodong is different from them. He comes out to rent houses purely because of his life. With the gradual deterioration of his grades, Gao Xiaodong's weight is getting heavier and heavier, and finally he becomes the leading heavyweight in the school, So climbing the dormitory on the third floor several times a day has become a huge burden for Gao Xiaodong. He has applied several times to change the dormitory from the third floor to the first floor, but the poor students have no human rights. His application was ignored, so Gao Xiaodong moved out to rent a house.Gao Xiaodong likes football. In order to lose weight, he played football for a period of time in primary school. When he became fat, he became a fake fan who only watched but didn't play. Gao Xiaodong once dreamed of becoming a football star. He was loved by hundreds of millions of fans on the green field. In order to satisfy YY's psychology, Gao Xiaodong put a lot of energy on football games and football novels He is a master of FIFA Football and live football, and a leader of football novels on the starting point website.
Gao Xiaodong rents a house not far from Internet cafes and schools, which is almost an equilateral triangle. This is the result of Gao Xiaodong's careful choice.
Taking out the key to open the door, Gao Xiaodong reaches out to press the light switch, but the light doesn't come on. Gao Xiaodong remembers the power failure. He turns on the flashlight function of his mobile phone, lights it up, gropes to the bedside, sits down, and is ready to lie down for a nap.
"Drop Superstar road system starts Test Players have normal body and sufficient energy. They are suitable for binding. Binding starts and binding ends... "
Suddenly, an inexplicable voice came from his mind, and then Gao Xiaodong "saw" the picture in his mind, and then it became petrified, because this picture was the game interface he started when the Internet bar was powered off.
"The trough! Superstar road system Gao Xiaodong couldn't help exclaiming.
"I'm here."
An emotionless electronic synthesizer responds in Gao Xiaodong's mind.
"It's a big trough!" Gao Xiaodong is completely dizzy now. NIMA, I really don't think so.
"What are you?" Gao Xiaodong uses his mobile phone and moonlight to scan everything in the room, trying to find the source of the sound. When the power goes out, he thinks that a man is joking with him. Yu Lei and Zhu Daqiang have the keys to his house.
The room is very small, only 12 square meters, it is impossible to hide anyone without being found.
Did Zhu Daqiang install any electronic equipment? Gao Xiaodong is thinking, suddenly the electronic synth comes out from his mind: "this system is a kind of super material existence, bound to your brain nerve..."
When the electronic sound just talked about the brain nerves, Gao Xiaodong couldn't help touching his head. There was nothing strange outside, but he felt that there was something more in his head.
"Wait, what's the superstar path system?"
"Superstar's road system is a football game system, which is developed by the famous dream real game research institute. This system can let people enjoy the football happiness in the game in reality. Five hundred years ago, with the" discovery "flying saucer leaving the human horse system, it landed on this planet today. Now you are the first player."
"Lying down, lying down, lying down Enjoy the football in the game in reality! Nima, am I going to develop? "
Gao Xiaodong is thinking wildly, and the synthesized sound comes again.
"Goal: superstar system will help you become a real football superstar.
Player: Gao Xiaodong
Nationality: Han nationality
species: human
gender: male
age: 17
pitch position: unknown
physical fitness: below grade D (comprehensive score of speed, strength, coordination and sensitivity)
football talent: none
football skills: none
football equipment: none
level: Ball blind
system Wu: play an amateur level official game in a week
seeing the system prompt displayed in Chinese characters on the brain game interface, Gao Xiaodong almost jumped up in excitement, but he didn't because he was too fat.
"I'm going to be a football superstar? I'm going to be a football superstar! Developed! This time really developed, I want to like the protagonist in the novel, set foot on the peak of life, marry Bai Fumei! Heaven, God, Buddha, Allah, Yama, have you really opened your eyes... "
Gao Xiaodong has not been excited, electronic synthesizer again, "players please choose the location of the court."
Location? Of course, it's the forward. The forward is Dora Feng. Gao Xiaodong chooses the forward without hesitation.
Then the electronic synthesizer came again: "players are consuming too much energy. Now they need to sleep Need sleep... "
Sleep? Get some sleep! Gao Xiaodong is so excited that he doesn't want to sleep, but as soon as his eyelids droop, he feels sleepy and falls asleep on the bed.