Gao Xiaodong takes out her mobile phone, finds the mobile phone number of paranoid reporter Anna, removes her from the blacklist, and then begins to count: 1 2…… 3……
Xiao Le said curiously, "what are you doing?"
"The monkey said:" jump big God
"Wait for the news." Gao Xiaodong continued to count with a smile. Just after three seconds, Ding Dong, a short message came from his mobile phone. Gao Xiaodong opened it and saw that it was sent by Anna, which said, "if you don't accept my interview, I will harass you all my life!"
This paranoid woman! Gao Xiaodong covers his head. He has been bombarded by text messages and phone calls for two months. If he doesn't want to do Porto with Anna's hand, Gao Xiaodong really doesn't want to talk to her.
Xiao Le came to see the news and said, "who is this? Why bother you all your life. "
Gao Xiaodong said with a smile: "my admirer."
My interview? Xiao Le immediately wake up, "is that female nerve reporter."
The monkey also saw the short message and said, "it must be her. Normal people can't say that. Fat man, do you want to spread the message with Anna's hand?"
Gao Xiaodong lamented, "in order to win, I can only sell my personality and principles. "
Xiao Le vomits:" you also have principles. "
The monkey rolled his eyes and said, "you have personality."
"It's an insult, but I can't go back."
Gao Xiaodong said and sent a message to Anna, "I can give you a chance."
Xiao Le saw Gao Xiaodong's message, speechless, "in the future, don't say that you have learned Portuguese with me. It's just a grammatical mistake. In a word, you haven't written one word right. I doubt that girl can understand it?"
As soon as Xiao Le's voice fell, Gao Xiaodong's cell phone rang.
Gao Xiaodong waves his mobile phone triumphantly, "I'll go up with a bunch of Martian words, which won't hinder the communication between men and women."
Monkey and Xiao Le feel sick again.
Gao Xiaodong connected the phone, there immediately came Anna rapid and proud words, "little fat man, you can't escape."
Gao Xiaodong said with a smile: "why do I run away? I'm too happy to be interviewed by a famous newspaper reporter like you."
Anna said: "hypocrisy, say it, you want what conditions, in addition to bed, other I can consider."
"Especially, your bed is very good. I can make sofa floor." The way of fat man's righteous words.
Anna said with a smile, "you are so open. I'm a little excited about that."
Listen to two people seem to be flirting, Xiao Le coughed a, low voice: "fake public welfare."
The monkey made a sudden walk with his ears covered. "There are special people in the room."
Gao Xiaodong coughed and said solemnly: "Anna reporter, I don't understand. In fact, I'm just a new member of the Portuguese Super League. Why do you have to interview me?"
Anna said: "don't be so hypocritical. You are now a strong competitor for rookie Wang and the latest shooter of the season. If I can't interview you, I don't have face. If I have any conditions, just say it. Don't talk nonsense. I believe you will never be unconditional."
Gao Xiaodong gave a dry smile and said: "well, it's like this. Now the golden whistle case has not been officially finalized. I hope you can write a few pieces of news to exaggerate. Well, for example, Porto is demoted, for example, President Costa is in prison, for example, coach Ferreira is out of class, for example, players are sold, you know."
Anna has been working hard in the football circle and the press circle for many years. She immediately understood what Gao Xiaodong meant. "Little fat man, you are insidious enough. Don't you just want to disturb the hearts of Porto and make them prepare for the war? But one interview is not enough. "
Gao Xiaodong said with a smile: "isn't the demotion of Porto the most important thing you want to see in Lisbon? It's not enough to get an interview with my new Wang. "
Anna said: "it doesn't matter whether we want it or not. The important thing is that you beg me."
Gaoxiaodong even busy way: "no, no, this is a deal."
Anna said: "OK, deal, but I don't think your price is fair. I hope you can have a live interview after another Porto and REXOS."
This girl is smart when it comes to trading. NIMA must be used to trading. It's really dark. Gao Xiaodong said: "it's OK to interview on the spot, but I only answer three questions."
Anna was once riddled with three questions and said, "three questions are not allowed to be perfunctory. I have a recording of your phone call."
I wipe, this damned woman, harder than me.
Gao Xiaodong said with a smile: "sorry, I also recorded it."
Anna sneered: "I'm sure you can do it for a dirty person like you, but I'm Anna. After the deal is over, I'll delete the recording. I hope you can also delete it."
Gao Xiaodong said with a smile: "of course, I don't want to go to your bed. Why do you keep that?"
Anna charming smile, full of temptation: "keep it, my voice is not good?"This dead woman, fat man seems to see her licking her lips, feel impulsive signs, quickly clip legs, said: "listen to your voice, easy impotence, also roll a hammer."
Anna didn't understand: "what does a hammer mean?"
Xiao Le couldn't hear it any more. He said in a high voice, "fat man, there are women here. Pay attention to the influence."
Monkey also feigned anger and said, "what's the meaning of special phone flirting? It's a kind of live broadcast."
Gao Xiaodong said: "the hammer is your uncle, Anna's famous prostitute. I'm waiting for your good news. If I can't be satisfied, the interview will be ruined."
Anna also charming smile, with a charming voice: "don't worry, I will make you satisfied."
Anna changed her words and emphasized satisfaction, which made the little virgin fat and embarrassed and hung up the phone.
Xiao Le stares at Gao Xiaodong and says: "is it over? Is that cool? "
The monkey said angrily, "there's a 22-year-old virgin here. If you don't know, raise the fire and invite me to health care."
The fat man said with a smile: "I've said it. I'm selling my personality and principles. In fact, I'm a gentleman."
Xiao Le said angrily, "don't spoil this good word. You have nothing to do with these four words."
"Monkey said with a smile:" with "people" or touch the edge
Xiao Le said with a sneer, "he's just a sex wolf. He has nothing to do with people."
Fat man one face is aggrieved, "heaven and earth conscience, have you ever seen a virgin sex wolf?"
Xiao le was amused and said, "your heart is more beautiful than the wolf."
The monkey said with a smile: "Xiaole elder sister, don't be cheated by this fat man. He said that a virgin is a virgin. Look at his rascal appearance, I don't think it's like that. You have to verify it."
The fat man said with a smile, "if you don't believe me, I'll present my virgin body, which has been treasured for 19 years, for you to verify."
"Two hooligans." Although Xiao Le is a little big monkey and a little fat, she is also a girl who is not in charge of human affairs. She can't stand the teasing of two old youths who have been living in Internet cafes for many years. Dong Dong Dong, each of them gives a kick and runs back to her house.