Chapter 63

Close the door, Yu Ming Ming put the food on the tea table. Xiaoqian went to the sofa and sat down. He took out the food and gave it to her.

"You called me here to see you eat?" Xiaoqian adjust the sitting posture, still can't get used to his hard sofa.

"I lay on the roof all day and didn't drink a mouthful of water." He pulled over the wooden sofa alone, which was just the angle to see her, without being too close to make her disgusted.

"Not thirsty?"

"I'm used to it. I used to lie on top of the pigsty and cover my head with a pile of grass. I haven't moved for two days."

Snipers, it's very normal not to eat or drink.

Pigsty... Xiaoqian looks at the black rice porridge in front of him, silent.

"Just the pigsty, haven't you seen it? It's a dark, dirty mass -- "

Is it dark? Xiaoqian looked at the black rice porridge, no appetite.

She really didn't know in her previous life that Yu Qingming would be disgusting, sincere? take revenge?

Yu Guangming finally found a topic that won't embarrass girls - at least that's what he thinks.

This entry point is very good - it's what he thinks.

"Next to the pigsty is the chicken pen. Next to the chicken pen is the duck shed. Do you know if the chicken pen is dirty or the duck shed is dirty?"

"I, don't, want, know, way!" Who wants to hear him say this! Does he want to be disgusting? Yes, yes!!

"I was still lying in the mud pit with my head exposed. Then I tripped and choked on the muddy water. Do you know what the muddy water tastes like? It's the same color as the black rice porridge in front of you, ha ha! "

The guy who thinks he has seen a lot of humor masters and cultivated a very good sense of humor finds that Xiaoqian looks at him coldly and can't laugh.

"Funny?" She doesn't have to feel guilty. Really, this guy has been single all his life. It has nothing to do with her. It really has nothing to do with her!

"Well, eat, eat!" Yu Guangming seems to realize that his opening speech is not as good as he imagined.

"I'm not hungry!" He is so disgusting, who can eat in!

"What do you want me for?"

Xiaoqian feels that she can't continue to mix with him like this. She will be taken away by him.

"I didn't eat until I finished." Yu Mingming is nervous when he mentions business.

"OK, take your time. I'll tell you what I'm interested in."

It's very important to sit up straight in the bright moment.

"You eat and you talk." The light of cunning flashed in Xiaoqian's eyes.

Yu Ming Ming orders an action, holding a bowl of porridge, but also conveniently took a meat bag to chew, two eyes looking forward to her.

I want to know her better.

Xiaoqianshi wants to take revenge on him for disgusting himself with his pigsty. If you have a major, will you disgust people with your major?

"My college entrance examination is psychology major, do you know? Why do I apply for this major? Because I like to watch the silent lamb, that is, the one who cuts the head and covers the bone and eats the brain. I thought, "what's the difference between Hannibal and you when you eat the brain?" In fact, she didn't apply for this major at all. It's true that she likes to watch horror movies. The reason is that she makes up nonsense and is disgusting.

Yu Ming Ming bit the bun.

Xiaoqian's eyes sparkled and she continued, "of course, the disgusting movies I've seen are more than that. Have you ever heard of the mermaid in the sewer?"

Yu Qingming is silent with steamed buns in his mouth.

Xiaoqian thought, his reaction is not heard, ha ha, did not hear on the easy to do, see not disgusting death you!

"It's the mermaid's body, full of pustules, ah, that flow, and maggots - ah, ah, your buns are filled with meat?" Oh, ha ha, good fun!

Yu Mingming slowly swallows the steamed stuffed buns. Xiaoqian seems not to like it. She points to the white porridge in front of him and says, "that pus is so thick. It's spit out later, just like the white porridge in front of you."

You can't be sick! Make you sick! What Xiaoqian said is enjoyable, don't want it.

"In fact, that film reflects the destruction of human beings to nature. The shooting method is a bit curious. Personally, I don't like it very much, but Hannibal, I like it." He took a sip of porridge, then pointed to the motionless bowl in front of Xiaoqian and said, "eat."

Xiaoqian shocked, i... wipe!

Is this still human?

What kind of brain is it?

"The silence of the lamb as the best picture, best actor, best actress, best director, best adapted screenplay five Oscar Award films, I think it is better than the simple novelty seeking sewer mermaid, I have seen the original, personally think the film version is more sentimental..."

He said while eating, Xiaoqian swallowed, silly.

See what can pull connotation, this skill who teaches him?

I didn't expect that... You're Yu Ming who can watch horror movies?

"Look at this, the troops agree?"

"Why not? The literary and artistic work of the army is very good. Nowadays, soldiers can have a rich spiritual world. Your imagination of soldiers is too single. "

"..." his spiritual world is obviously richer than others, isn't it?

"You can eat and talk?"

"I graduated from graduate school and participated in the assessment of special forces. I went to the execution ground to watch the execution. The bullet went through the back of my head. There was a hole as big as a bowl in my forehead. My brain overflowed. The texture was really similar to that of bean curd. At that time, I didn't have a big reaction. As a result, I ate a few mouthfuls of bean curd at noon. I suddenly remembered that one and vomited directly. Then I didn't eat anything that day. It's ok since then. "

"..." so, he has practiced all kinds of poisons, and disgusted her with his "poison"?

For the old driver, Yu Guangming, who has been "flying across the clouds in disorder but still calm", Xiaoqian's defeat is a mess, full of a sense of powerlessness.

What's wrong with her? How can she expect these things to disgust a sniper who can blow his head?

"Yu Qingming, did you blow a lot of people's heads?" "..." For him to be silent.

"When you shoot, do you feel guilty?"

"There's only 3-5 seconds between command and shooting. There won't be any distractions."

If you have a choice, snipers will not want to shoot their own bullets. Actual combat is not an exercise, and snipers are not killers. If the negotiation is not broken, they will not shoot easily.

"When you were rude to me, you also had 3-5 seconds. What do you think?"

Xiaoqian finally corrects the distorted theme successfully. No matter how much she pulls in the process of sitting in this room, at this moment, the topic finally comes back to the point.

How can you kiss a female boss if you want to?